Saturday, May 16, 2009

Jerry Lewis Fell And He Did Get Up

Jerry Lewis fell down while walking the red carpet at a Cannes Film Festival event, but all indications are that he is fine. So he won't have to skim any extra money off the telethon take to get a broken hip treated or anything. The guy who grabbed him is glad he's not bloated to Jabba the Hutt proportions anymore.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aww poor Jerry, he's so old by now...wonder HOW old???

with3love

Anonymous said...

Never mind Lewis, is that dress made of banana peels?

Anonymous said...

Lewis is a two faced asshole. I will eat dirt before I give another cent to him or his kids.

Anonymous said...

Ah fuck you! Jerry is the best lol

When I was 5 I was sent to live on some European Islands. Jerry Lewis was the only thing on tv besides LULU...I preferred Jerry.

SO FUCK YOU haha he's the best :D

withlove

Dirty Disher said...

I agree with 3:20:00. Piss on him.

Anonymous said...

Wait-- why is he two faced?

Anonymous said...

Gawd...he got HUGE. WTH was wrong with him? He looks like he used to now, just older.

Anonymous said...

When is this old fuck going to die already? I agree with Anon 3:20. When I was 5 years old, my parents took the family to Las Vegas. We were in the lobby of a hotel, and there was a HUGE crowd of people surrounding someone. My mother said "Ohmygawd. There's Jerry Lewis", so I waded through a sea of adult legs with my little autograph paper and pen, and I looked up at this big man and said "can I have your autograph?" He looked down at me, and at the top of his lungs, he screamed "NO!". Everyone thought he was hilarious, and they all laughed (bunch of ass-kissing drunk Vegas retards), but I burst into tears and ran way. I've hated this piece of shit motherfucker ever since - he and his "kids" can go fuck themselves. My money goes to animal rescues instead.