Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Jon Gosselin is a class act..

Jon bought his chicky on the side several gifts, which included a Cole Haan hand bag, which US Weekly has a receipt for, so there's no denying that. Also speculation about a diamond watch she's been wearing..BUT, Deanna's tattle tale brother has some hilarious stories about the start of this affair.
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Jason (brother): "I remember the first night he came over, in mid-February. She opens the door and I’m like, “Oh my God, Deanna, come on.” He came over with dinner, which was totally pathetic. He brought, like, a half-eaten box of pizza, a bag of chips and iced tea. It looked like a pizza that Kate had already eaten. I felt like going into the kitchen and dragging this guy out of my house."
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LMAOOO! I'm sorry, man, I'm a pretty cheap date myself, but, even I wouldn't hang out with some guy who brought me a half eaten pizza that his 8 kids had torn up. Sticky little fingers turn you on? I didn't think so. I keep thinking maybe you can buy half a pizza where they live. But, this Jason dude has been truthful so far. It really sounds like a used pizza.
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Those in the know tell me they've seen the new trailer for the new Gosselin season and it's called "Kate Plus 8." No Jon. I want to see the spin off.."Jon in his garage apartment." What a buncha Kateness. How many "love offerings" are fans going to give them, so that he can buy presents for his girl friend? I'm sure a lot of them are busy right now making placemats and hand towels to present to Jon and Deanna. And of course, more money for Kate, now that she's a single parent. She has 8 kids, you know. No one in the world has ever had 8 children before. We must help them out.

14 comments:

Kate said...

They are so getting divorced. I don't see Kate putting up with this very long.

Eric in San Diego said...

They've been divorced...from REALITY!! These two are yet another sad example of how people who find themselves suddenly well off lose their freakin' minds. As soon as they stopped being the struggling young couple, coping with the joys and horrors of eight young children, they stopped being interesting to me. Now, they suck at the corporate teat and hope the gravy train never stops. Sad...

Dirty Disher said...

I agree. I used to like to watch them at home with all the kids. I like the drudgery and ordinary stuff. Now that they're stars..they suck. And the show sucks. I hate the vacation shows. So boring. Remember when the Brady Bunch writers couldn't puke out one more episode so they went to Hawaii? Yeah.

Anonymous said...

there probably was a coupon for leftover pizzas from the local pizzeria....

Anonymous said...

I love The Soup they have been skewering this forever. My favorite title spin off. Jon minus 9, with a pic of him windsurfing. Hilarious. Probably on you tube.

Shelly said...

I've completely cut myself off from TLC thanks to these two.
Boycott.
There are tons of places where I can get updated without tuning in.
Goodbye Brookhaven fatties I love so much.
Farewell Mermaid girl (although something about this kid makes me want to slap her fat face off)
Half ton teen - Way to go kid, keep up the good work!
Dr. G - Modern day Quincy, always looked like she just walked into a fart.
My beloved little primortial dwarfs..
My conjoined, oldest and sweet 16, you will be missed.
And most of all.. my Treeman. Dede - the true love of my life.
Goodbye my dear friends, you have only Jon and Kate to thank for my departure.

Disher said...

I think mermaid girl is a cutie. I can't stand Dr. G..I can not watch that suff. Tree men is pretty good. And if the Rolofs stay home, I watch, but, I am not watching dwarfs on vacation. Or Dwarves. Which ever it is..I don't like watching other people's vacations.

Shelly said...

I like all those dumb shows when the families stay home. Why does TLC think we want to see talentless breeders on luxurious vacations? The only Gosselin trip I liked was the pine cone forest one. Fuck, all they do is go from resort to resort. Very unrealistic for average Americans.

Anonymous said...

This blog has become so boring, it's so devoted to Jon & Kate & they are boring and over ..

Anonymous said...

What is the whole show going to be about? Kate sitting on her cosmetic surgery ass in a white plastic chair barking orders at the "not nanny" who is barking orders at the kiddies. How pathetic.

And the sad thing is, is that every lazy,disgusting and useless Kate fan will be glued to the TV to watch it.

Anonymous said...

The two blogs that make me want to vomit are the Gosselins Do Not Need Our Pity Blog and the Gosslins Without Pity Blog. These blogs are suck beyond comparison because they both are run by stalking fans with nothing better to do.

10doll said...

Anonymous 8:12-
Ok. There are other things on this site that arent about J&K so you can go there. You're the one posting on a "Jon Gosselin is a class act.." thread. Not a real bright bulb are you?

cupcake said...

"He came over with dinner, which was totally pathetic. He brought, like, a half-eaten box of pizza, a bag of chips and iced tea."

WHAT, NO FUCKING GRAPES?? lololol

lia said...

he probably turned up with half an eaten pizza because kate won't give him any money. sperm donors don't earn much and have absolutely no rights.