Thursday, May 21, 2009

Loser

Adam Lambert lost American Idol. Everyone said he was the greatest thing since butt-sex but he wasn't great enough to beat some other karaoke superstar and become the newest disposable pop-star. I'm sure he'll have a long, fruitful career making shitty albums that are only listened to by the kind of people who think college is for studying. He looks like the biggest dickhead to ever plop steaming from an airport hooker's diseased cunt.

23 comments:

Eric in San Diego said...

They had a huge gathering for this guy(?) here in San Diego because he went to high school here, then he lists Los Angeles as his home town! I was cracking up. Every time I see this kid, I think "cruise ship entertainer"! It's a good gig, and he can meet LOTS of interesting gays!

Concepta said...

He looks like the biggest dickhead to ever plop steaming from an airport hooker's diseased cunt.You see, that is why I love Crabbie.

Anonymous said...

Crabbie, you sure have a way with words......that was really gross, and i loved it

Anonymous said...

Ummm, no. Is gay bashing the new Bush bashing?

Marissa said...

Aww did you watch American Idol? He's actually a really nice down-to-earth kind of guy!

Anonymous said...

if you didn't watch, don't comment!

Mrs. M. said...

i havent watched AI for a few seasons but i click over while something interresting is on a commercial and that Kris dude was effing awful. Really, really fucking terrible. i think it's just the crazy christians who think their children might catch the gay if Adam won who voted for Kris' beat ass.

Anonymous said...

I loved Adam. He was the only reason I ever watched! My only consolation is that second place still seems to put out as many albums as first. *crosses fingers*

Anonymous said...

I think Adam is talented, more talented than Kris actually, but I also think that most of America wasnt ready to give the title to an openly gay performer - shouldnt have anything to do with his talent but thats how people think.

Anonymous said...

Dang, Crabbie! Get up with the wrong set of balls in your face this morning? Harsh words. As always. Love it!

Anonymous said...

OMG, here too? I am already sick and tired of hearing that it was the Bible-thumping, George Bush supporting, homophobic rednecks that kept Adam from winning.

PLEE-FUUCCKKKIINN-EZE!!!

This is not the first time the wrong person has won American Idol. Go back over ALL of the seasons and man up that you're being narrow-minded about this one.

GEEZUZ, some of you people.

Anonymous said...

No worries - Kris is destined to go all Taylor Hicks!

Anonymous said...

Whut number do I dial to vote for "not gay?"

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you've got a bit of a crush there Crabbie.

He IS gorgeous, isn't he.

Frimmy said...

"biggest dickhead to ever plop steaming from an airport hooker's diseased cunt"

ewwwww ewwwww ewwwww!!!!!

eww

yea verily

eww

Anonymous said...

Crabbie slept with him before he got big. Hell Crabbie you know you do his makeup!

Anonymous said...

He's cute, why do all the cute ones have to be queer ?

Anonymous said...

I don't think it had anything to do with Lambert being gay (not that he's admited it anyway).

I think it boiled down to who could you listen to for 2 hours without having a splitting headache. Yes Adam is talented and has the showmanship gene in spades, but everything ended up sounding the same over time and just a little too screechy.

He's going to have a career and frankly now not having to tow the line with A.I productions he will have more artistic control over what gets put on his first album.

Anonymous said...

He made it farther than I ever could & he's a pretty good singer, but he's a little odd looking. Not because he's gay,cause he's just odd. But hell,apparently odd is in. Look at BabyMama's site & all her followers. That site proves the Devil is very much in the world & calling himself BabyMama.

Anonymous said...

He looks like he is trying to be Pete Wentz or whoever the youngest Simpson twit's baby daddy is.

Anonymous said...

Arkansas has had huge sway in the voting for American Idol in past years...and Kris is from there. Do the math. Even so, the vote was close.

They are both great kids, different styles, but great kids.

Anonymous said...

Kids? They are grown adults.

Anonymous said...

Sorry...they are my children's ages so they seem like kids to me.