Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Meet The World's Newest Blogger...

Kate Gosselin is now writing a blog. Her first post begins like this:

This morning I woke up after just three hours of sleep. I had gotten home long after midnight from my last speaking/book signing tour for quite awhile. I was happy to be at home with my kids who I have missed A LOT!

No idea if that's really her writing it or if it's ghostwritten or what. Anyhoo, I think all you Gosselin haters should go over there and flood the comments with venomous remarks. Make fun of her hair. Rip her parenting. Ask her which bimbo her husband is currently getting it on with. Stuff like that.

78 comments:

Megan said...

Gee, looking at the comments seems to show only Kate fans are visiting...OR they are monitoring them hardcore!

Anonymous said...

I'm sure she was told to do this as it would make her look like she is more hands on with the kids. I doubt she's the one writing though.

Disher said...

"Jon was unexpectedly away." Oh, my! And she had no help from the lazy babysitter who is not a nanny so she "braved" taking care of her kids one day herself. Is she fucking nuts, or what? She already had a website where she quoted the bible and begged for expensive stuff.What a cunt. A giant dipping ugly lying ignorant slaggy GREEDY CUNT.

Anonymous said...

whatever hateful comments we would want to post would never make it to her "comments" section.

Anonymous said...

WTF? Six kids? The other two don't make her any money so they can be put on the curb for trash pickup.

Kate said...

Didn't she say in the People article that she loved to do speaking engagements and she wasn't going to stop even though he didn't and that's why they were drifting apart? So I don't believe it for a second that she's going to be home for more than a month or two.

Kate said...

"Jon was unexpectedly away."

Yeah, away fucking another woman.

bubble said...

Your comment has been saved. Comments are moderated and will not appear until approved by the author.

Seems the comments are moderated so lets see if the following I just posted gets through;

You should be ashamed of yourself whoring these kids out like this for their whole life. Letting the public see them naked & subjecting them & your husband to your aggressive & demeaning comments. You are a role model for idiots & I hope social services finally get a clue & start to involve themselves in your life. Those kids need protecting. And as you Jon being "unexpectedly away" away where, with his girlfriend?

Posted by: Boo | 05/20/2009 at 04:59 PM

Anonymous said...

lol, Bubble, I'm guessing your comment never sees the light of day on Kate's blog. Did you see the one where someone told Kate they were a long-haired brunette who adopted Kate's hairstyle and it has changed her life...baaahahahaaha!!!!! I threw up in my mouth when I started reading her blog - what a load of propaganda bullshit. A fucking pathetic attempt at damage control.

bubble said...

lol, I know, I don't expected it to be published but I hope she gets to read it before they delete it. The more I see her stupid face & even more stupid hair, the more I hate her, if only for crimes against hairstyles. :-)

Haturz Hate RWA too said...

They are only showing the love comments.
I bet they were all written by Deb.

Anonymous said...

How many times do we have to read about someone 'throwing up in their mouth'. jeez- think of something original.

Anonymous said...

fucking moderated comments...i left one anyway saying she was a sorry excuse of a mother, she didn't care about her kids or take care of them and only viewed them as an oppurtunity to make herself money and be famous with a sorry ass excuse of a haircut...then i ended saying it was no wonder jon cheated on her....

Anonymous said...

I posted my thoughts. It has to be O.K.'d by the author.

Anonymous said...

GWOP has moderated comments and they only post the anti-G stuff. Why should Kate's blog be criticized for posting only the pro comments? She has as much right to post what she wants as GWOP does.

Mary said...

Here's mine!
"Hey Kate, you once said that when it was no longer healthy or fun that you'd stop doing the show. Well, from where I sit every week, I can see that it is clearly no longer healthy for your family and Jon himself has said that it's no longer fun. Oh, wait, scratch that. His opinion doesn't matter to you anyway. I forgot he's just your whipping boy.
So, when are you going to do it? Are you going to stand by what you said?

I didn't think so. I can't wait for your children's tell-all's.

Do you think we're stupid? You "braved the store" alone? Do you think we haven't seen the pictures of your boyfriend, erm, I mean bodyguard accompanying you to the store? By the way - a bodyguard? Who do you think you are, Princess Diana?
You are a very mentally ill person and you need serious help. I'm so sorry for your husband and children. They have to be dragged down with you in your quest for fame and greed."

No, of course it will never see the light of day, but hopefully she'll read it.

I had to laugh at the comment from "Danielle" who admired her "green" thinking. Obviously she didn't see the "go green" episode where Kate admitted to not caring about "going green" she just wanted to save money.

Go away said...

Can't be Kate's writing. 'A lot' was spelled correctly.

Anonymous said...

here is the comment I left. I am sure it will not be posted since the blog is moderated. The comments that are there are disgusting!!

how stupid do you think we are? You just remembered to take the kids to the party store?? Hello!! Did you not plan the day with the film crew?? You went to the store by yourself?? Hello!! Did you not have 2 bodyguards with you and your film crew? Please don't insult our intelligence.

KellyAnn said...

There monitoring so only nice post show up. I know sent 1 of each from 2 different email addys on different computers and only the nice one showed up.

Kate (Not THAT Kate) said...

The problem is, her board isn't even moderated by her. Its probably someone from TLC or hired by them. So Kate will read the nice stuff and think everything is just peachy.

Mary said...

I'm surprised she's holding those boys' hands in that picture, since boys are so "gross and dirty". Damage control, damage control!

Anonymous said...

WTF is the point of having a blog if you cant post what you feel? Kate HAS to know that damn near everyone hates her, why not let her see just how many ?!

Laura said...

I followed the link you provided and posted a snarky, non-sheeple comment slamming Kate's blog post. I would be suprised if it made it past the moderator.

All the comments over there are kissing Kate's ass.

Mr. Gray said...

Kate is busy sucking my dick right now and tea bagging my ball sack. Please leave your comments to be moderated.

Anonymous said...

Hannah is adorable...NOT! I thought for sure Kate would pick the cutest kid to be her fave, but apparently not.

Anonymous said...

NONE of those kids are cute, not even in the slightest little way, esp. the boys, they look slow.

my9cats said...

I don't think Kate reads or writes her alleged blog.
Sounds like a giant PR (that's public relations) stunt to fool the always gullable sheeple. Wonder who the ghostwriter is. We know it's not Beth.

Anonymous said...

Kate didn't write that blog entry. She probably doesn't know it exists. She was off fucking Steve and TLC was busy spinning the fictions and feeding the sheeple. Baaaaaaulllllll shhiitttt

Anonymous said...

New clip today from Kevin & Jodi's interview on radaronline reminding us who really wrote Kate's book.

Anonymous said...

As far as Kate's blog, you people don't honestly believe that Kate reads the blog or even writes the blog. Just look at the writing style! She couldn't care less about what's written in blogs because it has no affect on her.

TLC, on the other hand, wants to keep pumping away at the public to whip up the frenzy among lovers and haters--they've been very successful at what they've done in the past.

It seems the haters far out weigh the lovers in number. It will be interesting to see the ratings on Monday since the haters I've heard from have sworn off the show and will NOT watch.

I, personally, suspect that the Gosselins have been divorced for a long time. I think we'll see [b]**Kate raising the children by herself on TV, while Jon raises them in real life.**[/b]

I really think that's why the purchased the house with separate quarters. I also think that Jon will care for his children as their Dad, but in essence is "the elusive nanny" and will be paid. TLC is ONLY interested in ratings--thus the more they keep people guessing, the better their ratings.

[b][i]Sorry some of you who are "anonymous" choose to bad mouth the kids. That says a lot about your mentality. I respect your feelings about the adults, but to attack the kids--just don't understand.[/b][/i]

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
NONE of those kids are cute, not even in the slightest little way, esp. the boys, they look slow.

May 21, 2009 6:26:00 AM GST

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How does a child "look" slow? You "sound" slow.

Anonymous said...

DD, the tags didn't work for me. Usually they are in brackets, but I see below that they may be different on the blog. Please excuse this test--"curiosity killed the cat". Sorry if I used the wrong tags.

Anonymous said...

Yup. Any way I can correct a post once it's posted? Again, just curious.

Eric in San Diego said...

I personally think the kids are adorable. I have always enjoyed watching the interplay between them. It is Jon and Kate that I cannot abide! I have stated before that I do not begrudge them their 15 minutes or the fact that TLC and the sheeple willingly toss buckets of money at them. I can't stand what they have become...no matter what "Kate's" blog says.

bubble said...

oi crabbie, where is DD? 2 days & not one post.

Anonymous said...

Bubble - she's at her new blog
http://lambsquartergarden.blogspot.com/

Concepta said...

Left the following "gift of love" over at Kate's site.


Hi Kate.

I just wanted to let you and your myriad hangers-on know what a grotesque collection of venal, money-grubbing globs of antimatter you really are. Child prostitution is not now, nor shall ever be a legitimate source of income, no matter how lucrative or cloaked in all-American saccharine it is.
I hope when your pimped-out, TV-ready spawn reach that age at which they can control their own lives, they will take it upon themselves to tell you to your smug, plastic-enhanced face to go fuck yourself.


P.S. One day your gormless moron of a husband is going to wise-up and dump your sorry ass for the babysitter, the hired help is going to start selling embarassing stories left right and centre and I hope you get Chlamydia and die.

Regards,

Concepta.
Do you think she'll leave me anything in her will?

Disher said...

coyote-38609, when you're logged in you will see a little trash can icon. You can delete a comment you're not happy with.

Anonymous said...

According to People:
"For the first time since their TLC show Jon and Kate Plus Eight began filming in 2006, Jon and Kate Gosselin taped their usually joint interviews separately, according to a sneak preview of the new season."

Disher said...

People get so fed up with Kate and Jon they post their frustration by insulting their kids. This is not a child protection site, so I'm leaving them on. But, it's kind of sad. Poor kids, all they have is a mansion and nannies.

Anonymous said...

DD, thanks. I log on through my google account. I don't see a trash can. Oh, well, at least I know how to bold, in the future, should I need to. Thanks, again, for your help.

Anonymous said...

Disher said...
People get so fed up with Kate and Jon they post their frustration by insulting their kids.
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I'd say anyone who takes that road is a pathetic individual. It seems like it's usually someone who can't express their views coherently, so they resort to short snipes at the kids.

Anonymous said...

Concepta,

You're pissing in the wind. Chances are that Kate doesn't even know the blog exists. Your words probably hit the trash can seconds after you hit send.

ShisoandRice said...

@Megan?

No, a lot of the comments have been left by critics. We made them syrupy sweet for absurdity.

Anonymous said...

ShisoandRice said...
Kate doesn't care if you say nice things, smug things, hateful things, or "syrupy sweet" things. If it makes you feel better to post them, fine, but they're not accomplishing anything, imo.

Anonymous said...

ShisoandRice said...

Oops, sorry ShisoandRice, I didn't mean to say "said" in my last post. It was just meant to address you.

Anonymous said...

I bet they have a summer intern over there at TLC working on this "blog" project. He or she writes the shit and then moderates comments under direct orders NOT to post ANYTHING that is not kissing Kate's ass. I posted three comments telling this skank of a human being what I think of her and her lazy, shiftless, and fat ass excuse of a husband. None of them were posted, needless to say. And I didn't even call her a cunt!

Anonymous said...

well it has to be better than this dump

Anonymous said...

Concepta...I think she absolutely will leave you something in her will...possibly her debt.

I hope the intern was at least instructed to keep nos. of negative posts, even though not printed!

Anonymous said...

I refuse to watch the show but I have to ask, does her one son, the one with the glasses have Downs? I'm not being a smartass, I'm truly wandering because he looks like he does on this picture.

Anonymous said...

i dont watch either but that kid does look a little retarded

Anonymous said...

Kates a bitch. Jons a male whore with low standards. The kids are all adorable. Kevin & Jodie are as disgusting now as they were on the show. BabyMama, Theresa & NCL are assholes. That about covers it.

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:26- My dear you really shouldn't be pointing fingers as you sound retarded yourself.

Eric in San Diego said...

Oh, the "wander" of it all. Think I'll "wander" over to the "winder" and take a "gander"!

The child in question has a name, it's Aiden. He's an adorable child, and, to the best of my knowledge is not "slow" or "retarded" or any other euphamism for stupid. He wears glasses. Some of you folks are dipping a bit deep into the hate well these days...focus on the parents and leave the children alone. They don't get to choose what kind of life to live. They are CHILDREN.

Rant complete...fire at will.

Anonymous said...

Eric, they know that. These are the same people who give the real child advocates a bad name. I imagine many are parents. What kind of example are they for their own kids. Silly question, they probably couldn't care less--I'm sure there own children are used to their trashy mouths. What cowards to pick on a five year old.

Anonymous said...

Coyote (lovely handle you got there! ), how is it
"picking on" a child by simply asking if they have a mental disability? I was not one of the posters who asked, but I admit that the little boy with the glasses does look like he may be mentally challenged, people DO have a look most of the time & he has it. Get over yourself and quit overanalyzing people's questions & making them into something they arent, your very irritating.

Anonymous said...

Eric, how do you spell wander? Wonder? Nope, sorry but you need a dictionary, its wander.

Anonymous said...

5:52

It's picking on a child to use the word retarded. It's an offensive term implying stupid. It's in bad taste.

To ask the question to begin with is not sensitive to the child's welfare and I thought most adults were against the show for the sake of the children.

BTW, it's "you're very irritating" for future use. Since you say you didn't make the remark, my response was not directed at you to begin with.

It's difficult when there are so many posting under Anonymous to know who said what. Ordinarily, I wouldn't correct your grammar, but I see Anonymous decided to correct Eric's. There's no way for me to tell whether it's you or another Anonymous. I'll just assume that the right Anonymous will know which remarks are attributed to them.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I'm sorry sweetie, please allow me to correct myself just for you, "you're very irritating". And I don't give two shits about which anon. posted what, I was only saying that I don't agree that it was derogatory to ask if the child was mentally handicapped. Perhaps anon. used poor judgement in their wording, but it's a legitimate question and I really don't think they were being nasty, just curious. And btw, it is pretty common in multiples for one or even a few of them to have certain disabilities.

Anonymous said...

“Cowardice asks the question, 'Is it safe?' Expediency asks the question, 'Is it politic?' But conscience asks the question, 'Is it right?' And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular but because conscience tells one it is right.”

...Martin Luther King

Anonymous said...

Ok, anon 1:09, we're all very impressed. Now shut the hell up.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you!

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:39- Why dont you run back to BabyMama & suck her dick a little more?

Anonymous said...

Anon 12:32 you are a total asshole. First of all, I'm a man and not a gay one at that, therefore, I do not suck dick, secondly, I was not aware that females (and I am assuming babymama is a chic) even possessed that part of the anatomy? I know,I know, its saturday so your not in school taking all the shop classes you can and you have nothing better to do,but still, your mother really should have your computer child-proofed.

Anonymous said...

And yes, we all know that 12:32 and 12:35 is the same little moron.

Anonymous said...

You should have your tongue cut out for the way you talk to people, especially people you don't even know, grow up anon: 12:35

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:57- Shit stings when your the target,huh? You're not gay? Coming out of the closet cant be far off for you. Id bet BabyMama's packing twigs & berries of her own. Shop classes? Awww...was that your feeble attempt at a low blow? Why should I have to have my computer child proofed? Because a tool like you was offended? WAH WAH WAH!!!

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:58- OMG! You've discovered my secret. Indeed I did post 12:32 & 12:35. What ever will I do? Im ruined if this info gets out. You're a real sleuth there, Captain Obvious!

Anonymous said...

Anon 3:59- Ya know what babe,Id say your hands are just as dirty as mine. People like you are the ones that love to pull out that soap box & preach away & spread your insults,but the minute stuffs brought back to your doorstep you play victim. Im guessing that when you're doing your put downs & insults on the web,that you know all those people? I post my opinions & I need my tongue cut out,but if you voice yours, your kind call it "constructive criticism"? Get off your high horse before you get a nosebleed.

Anonymous said...

YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES.

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Anonymous said...

Anon 9:58,9:59,10:00,10:01- Compulsive much? Quit beating around the bush & say what you're trying to say. Im pretty good at reading people, so Im guessing you think we're all assholes. How'd I do? Was I close?