You were right to quit as director of the Miss California pagent, Shanna. You don't have to sit there and listen to Donald Fuckwad Trump tell how you and Carrie ToeJam "mended fences." Oh, and him harping on her great beauty was pretty sickening. He never did get the point, and he never will. That was a nice bland statement you gave, but, I can't wait until you tie one on and rag those two bean heads to hail and back. And I know you will. Yee haw! See you in the tabloids, Shanna! Your fan, DirtyDisher.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Shout out to Shanna Moakler today
You were right to quit as director of the Miss California pagent, Shanna. You don't have to sit there and listen to Donald Fuckwad Trump tell how you and Carrie ToeJam "mended fences." Oh, and him harping on her great beauty was pretty sickening. He never did get the point, and he never will. That was a nice bland statement you gave, but, I can't wait until you tie one on and rag those two bean heads to hail and back. And I know you will. Yee haw! See you in the tabloids, Shanna! Your fan, DirtyDisher.
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i'm sure she'll rant on her myspace about this...
Good riddance to the little hypocrite (Playboy Playmate).
Shanna will get drunk and chase Kim Kardashian down the street for her next act.
Jeebus, how the hell did Perez Hilton because the Great Gay Spokesman for every gay ever born? That fatassed, greasy, dirty-looking (seriously, he looks dirtier and greasier than Brandon Davis, whom I expected to be declared a national disaster at some point if he ever went to the beach and tainted the ocean with his presence) untalented git, whose main contribution to the cultural life of America has been to photoshop "cum drops" onto celebrity photos, has somehow managed to mutate into the Joan of Arc of homosexuality! How the hell did that happen? How did that maladroit man-ape become invested with any kind of gravatis on any issue whatsoever? And judging a beauty contest? Well, sure, since apparently Perez Mario Hilton provides sexual services exclusively to blind and deaf double-arm amputees (for obvious reasons), I suppose he could be called a "charity" of some sort, but I never saw Mother Teresa judge the Miss India contest.
I'm with DD!
Shanna Moakler ROCKS!!!!
So what if she modeled for Playboy?
Did she lie about it?
This isn't about Perez Hilton unless you WANT it to be. He doesn't speak for all Gay people but he does have a large platform. Get over it.
So, do you stand with the idea that a fatassed greasy ne'er-do-well should be taken seriously?
She needs a 'do, that cut isnt working for her, she looks way older than she really is, perhaps she should call Kate's hairstylist =)
2:22- YES. i take him more seriously than your current mud slinging. seriously, go get laid or something
If she had a bit of jaundice and dyed her hair dark brown or black, she could pass as asian.
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