Wednesday, May 27, 2009

You'd better rethink things, Mr. Brolin


In Touch says they have some proof that Josh Brolin cheated on his wife, Diane Lane. Hmm. Josh, I think I can speak for most everyone here (the disgruntled will comment) when I say, we like Diane Lane. She's pretty without being obnoxious, talented without thinking she can't take a less diva role, and well, frankly, we don't think you're good enough for her anyway. Don't mess with the woman who makes tolerable brain fluff for us to fall asleep to with visions of villas and vineyards in our heads instead of the horrors of reality and litters of screaming children. Don't mess with Diane Lane. Isn't it enough that she has Barbara Streisand for a mother in law? Yes, exactly.

18 comments:

bubble said...

does anyone remember him in that tv show about western post boys?? Nothing to do with the topic really but he was cute in that then.

Anonymous said...

She seems so much classier than him. No way would I want Barbara as a mother in law. She looks like she would be in your business 24-7.

Anonymous said...

Yes! The Young Riders. Greatest show ever.

MaryL said...

Diane is a goddess. Period. That being said, I'd fuck Josh in a heartbeat.

MaryL said...

But he'd have to loose that fucking hat first. Did he steal it from a New York cabbie or what?

Eric in San Diego said...

It would be an honor and a pleasure to be there to comfort Diane Lane. That woman just fires me up! Something about her combination of grace, looks, and charm appeals to me at a very deep level. Either that, or she's just HOT!!

bubble said...

lol anon 12:46. you rock to remember that. haha

Anonymous said...

Gawd, how about him in "goonies"???? A cute kid!

No, he cannot possibly be cheating on Diane. If he is, he will die! Thats how that works. She's great. If she's in a movie, it's always worth seeing. Love her!!!

Anonymous said...

Stupid isn't strong enough. He has a history of cheating though so no one should be all that surprized. It's just a shame that it has to be Lane he's screwing over this time. She's a classy charming & beautiful lady, he will never do better, don't know why she went slumming to begin with.

Anonymous said...

Didn't he beat her up about 5 years ago? After an incident like that I write people off as jerk-assholes. She's cool, though, but she's probably putting up with more from him than she has to.

Anonymous said...

I hope that is JUST a rumor and a false one that this guy beat up Diane Lane. I thought she would have more sense than to stay with someone who mistreats her.

She has always reminded me a bit of young Grace Kelly, so classic and beautiful.

I Don't Like Anybody said...

Drunk and Drunker...ROFL!

Anonymous said...

"In 2004, shortly after Diane Lane married actor Josh Brolin, police arrested Brolin on misdemeanor domestic battery charges. Lane phoned police claiming her husband hit her during an argument at their West Los Angeles home. Brolin was arrested that night for spousal battery although his wife did not press charges. "

m. said...

I think Diane Lane is super hot, especially in Unfaithful.

Anonymous said...

Diane Lane is much more than Brolin will ever be. The only reason he is famous is because of his father. Josh is another trust fund loser who happened to marry way above him. LOSER.

Anonymous said...

LOL ok she is cool and Evangiline is not? God DD u r one dumbass tranny.

Anonymous said...

This shit happens when your w/ a cougar. Shes too old for his ass.

Anonymous said...

amen. she's def. too good for him.

oh and what a surprise that he'd cheat. a lifelong addict and wife beater and child of Hollywood to boot? my, who'd think that about him? must be a super guy with that background.