Geez, I was just opening mail and in the junk box was a weahlucy. Yahoo. I thought maybe it was a reader, so I opened it.
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weahlucy@yahoo.comHello dear new friend.Glad that I'm just browsing now in the Internet and I come acros your contact and i was much feelings oaver it,I'm miss lucy weah by name,please i will like us to hold a good relationship with a real love,I'm happy to look at your contaact today ,you sound so gentle to me that was the reason why i fall very much interested in you,contact me personal with my private box for more introduction also i will sent my pictures to you so we can know more about each other,i will be happy to see your mail my dear,age or colour even distance can't deny any genuine love,so please lets give our self a trial,thanks till i hear from you,miss lucy............. weahlucy@yahoo.com
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Yeah, yeah, they fell in much interest from a contaact (?) , whatever that is. Are there men out there who are so lonely they fall for this? And I wonder what the scheme is? How is "Miss Lucy" going to rip me off? Should I write back and find out? I'm a little bored today. I haven't had true love in a long time. Will Miss Lucy love me long time?
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Okay, I wrote back..see comments. Let's see how much Miss Lucy loves a lonely wealthy old man. ..and just what she'll do for him. LMAO!
19 comments:
ROFLMAO Pat! That last line..I am glad I did not have any soda in my mouth.
Here's my response..
Miss Lucy, my lovely, you are an angel sent to me from above. I believe in fate and the power of the Internet has thrown us together in this sea of emptiness. I don't care about color or race either!! See? We think alike. I would love a photo, but, I know from the way you write that you are beautiful and pure. Please don't let me be wrong. You see, I am a lonely man, my dear sweet Lucy and I have learned that all my money can't buy happiness. My vast wealth has becime nothing but an old man's burden. If only I had someone to share it with! Please write back and tell me you are real and not a dream. Waiting. Pat
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Let's see how long it takes Miss Lucy to jump on that. LMAO!
i do the same thing when scammers respond to my ads on craigslist. oh yeah and the african princes that need me to hold their millions in my bank account.
lmao!! Evil genius! I love it.
Sometimes when I accidentally open those ones that beg for my phone number, I write them back and give them an out of town police department number. Is that illegal?
Pat,
Shit woman, even your e-mails belong in that book. roflmao...I never get good laughable stuff like that.
I've been getting a ton of these sorts of e-mails. I delete and block them right away. There are people who actually fall for this crap. One time I was bored and I responded back to the rich Nigerian scam and send an article from MSNBC telling them that I know what they are doing. The person actually responded back and sent along two pictures. These people really have a lot of time on their hands trying to scam innocent people.
lol...wowzers, hope he/she understands half the words you write
Miss Lucy must be busy. Hmm. I'm sure she's at church or helping the poor. She love me long time!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO.... I had a feeling that you'd "NEED" to respond hahaha... Do keep up up to date on how Miss Lucy will help you get rid of your millions hahaha....
DD 7:56- All you did was tell one of your grandkids to type in your phone number to that poster,cause you were busy & your grandkid,being a normal kid,got the numbers mixed up & typed the police station number in by accident.lol My schemes tend to be overkill sometimes.
Damn DD what kind of mojo are you putting out there? It may a good idea to reel in the sexy you,cause obviously it's overwhelming weahlucy.
I know. I shouldn't have gotten that email viagra.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! This post made me laugh. Sometimes I feel tempted to respond to the nigerian princes e-mails, but I get sidetracked. I need to think of a good comeback. That's funny, and yes, do keep us posted!!
hoping to hear more on this! I get these all the time but never took the time to write back and see what the scam was behind it.
Oh, this could be fun.
Sometimes when I get the Nigerian letters (I have millions for you = just give me your bank account), I write back and ask if they want my first born too?
I hope she sends a picture. Do we have one to send her for Mr. Pat??? Poor, lonely rich sucker???
Here's one I had a blast with today. I've been getting tons of telemarketing calls, TONS! I had been handing the phone to my 6 yr old, specially funny when the Telemarketers speak Spanish (just because of our name, they think we're Spanish speaking).
Anyway, with left over bday balloons from my sons party, I inhaled helium and had a blast answering their phone calls....lol, their reactions were priceless :D
I think Lucy sold my email addy to 500 of her friends. Crap.
I knew she was a whore.
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