Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Battle of the Whore Mom's

OctoMom, Nadya Suleman had gotten herself a sweet deal for a two hour special on the Fox Network which will air on August 19th. And she doesn't have to give her kids any money from it because that ruling Paul Peterson pushed for about them having a financial guardian was overturned. Be gone, Paul Peterson and Gloria Allred, you have no powah heah. Whatever. I doubt it will be too much kid pimping because Nadya is all about the Nad. They promise unseen footage, but, that could be difficult considering Nadya has lived in front of Radar Onlines cameras every since she came home with the last set of stretch marks. Hmm, seems to me I've seen all of the Nadya laying around looking sexy I need as she discusses what makes her tick. She's SO interesting, dontacha know? I may catch it on You Tube later when I'm bored.
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Nadya sometimes seems like an almost normal mom, she loves them in small doses and they don't have the worst life (or the best one) in the world, though she can't really say she raised them, since she's always had nannies. I don't know any moms in real life who've had nannies. I know a lot of them that WISH they had nannies. If Nadya wasn't crazier than a pet Coon, she might be sort of likable. But, she IS crazy, you can tell by listening to her, and I have enough crazy in my life. I don't need hers. At least I've never seen Octo's older kids naked though and she gets a few points for that. Kate Gosselin is going to be mad as a wet hen over this though. Kate thinks she's entitled to every stray dollar in the Universe and Nadya can go fuck herself. But, Kate is just "boxy." And jelus.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

She's got man hands....ewwwwwwwww.

Dirty Disher said...

The better for stroking her beautiful self. She says she hasn't been layed in a decade. LMAO!

Anonymous said...

You spelled jealous incorrectley.

escrowmama said...

You spelled incorrectly incorrectly

Anonymous said...

Anon, 5:50
You spelled incorrectly WRONG...

bored said...

I have twins and I cannot even afford to go to Starbucks. That and there coffee tastes like overpriced shit.

Octomom and Cunt, I mean Kate need to go away. At least with the Octomom, she is not crying how poor she is every other second.

bored said...

typo their

Dirty Disher said...

How old are your twins? Twins are fascinating.

Dirty Disher said...

And "jelus" is a Kate fan word. Sometimes spelled "jellus."

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...Jelus-ish? ;)


10G (Gina)

Alanna Smithee said...

She probably hasn't been laid in 10 years because she's been pregnant the whole time. I have no use for the woman.

escrowmama said...

bored, I agree, Starbucks coffee sucks!

I predict that OctoTwat will fail miserably in her TV quest. Public is tired of the magic uterus'.

Heidi said...

Dunkin Donuts!!!!

If I cannot have that then I will go with Seattle`s Best brand.

Not interested in Angelina umm I mean Nadya.
Kate has worn me down to any moms that try to exploit their children to pay the Pamper bill.

Anonymous said...

IMO Kate is waaayyy more annoying than Octomom. From interviews I've read with Octomom it seems that while she's a bit screwy she does love her kids. I don't think Kate gives a damn about her kids aside from using them for $$$$$.

bored said...

DD, they are 3 1/2 year old girls.

Jen said...

My mom is a nanny for rich people and we get all her kids' clothes. Everyone asks how I can afford designer clothes on a teaching salary. Nice to know a nanny!

iambriezy said...

"No powah heah". LOL! Those three words sold me on the whole post!

Anonymous said...

I know some people who have a nanny and the mother doesn't even work! The father's job is not that great so I have no idea how they can afford it. I suspect there is something shady going on. Whatever it is, at least they aren't pimping out their kids on national television.

It irritates me that Nadya gets so much hate from the media while Kate gets whiny "I'm just trying to do what's best for my familllyyyyyy" sympathy pieces. I'm no Nadya fan, but I don't think it's fair that Kate gets the cover of People magazine with headlines like "I'm a really good mom!" and Nadya gets shitty tabloids with headlines like "Octomom is crazy!"

Dirty Disher said...

Bored, we'd all love to see a pic of the twins!

Iambriezy, another Glinda fan? I loved her.