Kate Major continues to cry on national TV about Jon Gosselin dumping her and denying the "affair"..I don't even think you'd call having sex with him maybe twice an affair. If they use you as a booty call for, like, a year, I think you can call it an "affair." This goofy broad met him, screwed him, declared her love for him, quit her job for him all in a time period of what, three days, and he promised to call her. Yeah. He called her and said buh bye, I'm going back to Hailey. Who had probably just woken up for the first time in a week and crawled out of a potted plant. I don't feel sorry for her, she's nuts. Jon Gosselin dodged a bullet here and he's bullet hole riddled anyway. 10 years with Kate the first turned him into fat swiss cheese. Some women need to shut the fuck up, they make our whole gender look questionable.*
Have you ever been shocked to find out you were a booty call? Tell it.
Have you ever been shocked to find out you were a booty call? Tell it.
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Well Pat, you summed up my thoughts on 2.0, perfectly!
No, I've never been a booty call. No tales to tell here. I have been married to the cutest man alive for 30 years though. We hold our own delightful little booty-calls with each other every chance we get!
My ex and I were each others booty call for over a year. He was dating someone and I was aware of her and ok with it. Looking back, I know it was wrong, but at the time, I could have cared less about her. She was so stupid which is part of the reason I continued to do it. She found out a couple of times and stayed with him each time. I think it was more of a game to me. I knew I could still have him when I wanted and she couldn't do a damn thing about it. She even walked in one day at his house with me sitting right beside him on the couch. She said "Hey." If I had been her, I would have kicked my ass.
I was always shocked if I found out I wasn't a booty call. Luckily, that didn't happen often.
Does it count if its the other way around? :D
Nope. Women can get booty anytime. LOL!
Gawd, this is too funny. You whores! LOL...but I love you. Cant wait to see more dirty secrets detailed here. None from me, sorry. I am freaking saint!
rox
I am currently a booty call. It beats a stinky man around tellin' my kids they cant watch cartoons after they finish there homework whilst he thumbs through the tv himself... burping through "when...burrrp. ya gonna burrrp make me dinner...burp."
I was told once dirtydisher that every woman sat on a million dollars. By a old tattoo artist. I believe that only deals with ladies of the night that get paid. LOL.. I just wanted to share that with you ladies Take care
ps. Kate 2.0 crap is not fooling anyone. She wants a story and a Job back.
Hmm. Gold mine? I got the shaft. Heh.
well, Pat. It takes a ram-rod & dynamite to make a shaft, and lots of sweat & man hours. I hope you made them get sweaty! LOL..he-he
rox
*Gawd, I am at work & nothing is going on here. Phone is quiet. Drinking my Slim-Fast. So, it looks like its DD day today! Thanks!
This idiot is crying that "Jon ruined my reputation," No idiot, you did.
She's making an absolute ass of herself.
I haven't been a booty call since before I was married.
I miss those. When you both know that's all it is there is really no problem.
I agree. She was an idiot to quit a good paying job that many people would kill for in today's day and age. What an ass. Major has no one to blame but herself. I can understand if she was young, but after a certain age you wake up and realize that you do not quit your job or anything for a still married guy after a few days.
Idiot!
When I was young I never knew the difference between a booty call and love. I figured if I liked them enough to "do it" they understood I liked them. They didn't. I would never have acted like this idiot though. The worst thing I ever did was put myself in a place where they went. And I usually worked there, so that can't be called stalking. Geez.
Bartender, BTW, not office sex. But, I'm still not sure of the difference. LOL!
personally back in the day i enjoyed the whole booty call concept..before marriage and kids of course. who wants to be with one person and one person only when you're young and free and living life and as long as you're safe about it..who really cares? but eventually i grew out of it and settled down and i'm just as happy now as i was back then..but ahhh it was nice to just have sex and then send the person out the door!
-Miranda-
It was so easy for me in my 20's and 30's. Now it's impossible. I look different and I am different. When my ex was having every other weekend, I joined a singles group AND went out to bars. Not a bit. Not a nibble. Nothing. After about a year of that I stopped going out.
Now my ex doesn't see her and I'm not going to hire a babysitter just to "go out and try to get laid," but I have to admit, a booty call would be quite welcome in my life right now.
My ex is always available to me (I completely understand the 2nd comment) but he makes me sick and I'd rather just do it myself. Plus he'd just "hang around" and think we were getting back together or something.
Confession: At the funeral a few weeks ago I saw a guy I used to "mess around with" and told him to come over sometime. ha ha. He's involved now so that's not going to happen. It was a knee-jerk reaction to seeing him because he was always such a big ass flirt. (This was not McTechy).
I was hoping more people would post on this thread. I love hearing stories of loveless sex and using men for pleasure.
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