Monday, August 10, 2009

The trouble with legs




I love photo shop disastors, and I love the models the best. It's like the people who do those ads have never looked at a human before. They seem to have terrible trouble with legs. You can go to the site and see them all, but, they're easy to spot in a lot of ads out there. No one is looking at these things, I guess.


20 comments:

Flower Tucci said...

“You wanna stick it in my ass?”…”Huh?”…”You wanna stick it in my tight pretty little asshole”…”Yeah”…”Oh Fuck yeah”…”Yeah”…”It’s so fucking deep in my asshole right now”…”Yeah. It’s so fucking hard”…”Yeah”…”Oh FUCK yeah!”…”Yeah”…”I love watching your cock sliding in and out of my tight fucking asshole”…”Yeah”…”You like that don’t you; Yeah”…”Oh yeah, keep fucking me”…”Right there, yeah”…”Pound that fucking asshole with your fucking cock”…”Pound that FUCKING asshole with your FUCKING cock”…”Aw FUCK yeah!”…”Yeah it’s so deep and hard”…”It’s so fucking deep and hard in my tight pretty little asshole”..”Yeah”…”Oh fuck it’s so FUCKING good”…”Yeah!”…”You wanna see me squirt?”…”Huh?”…”You wanna see me squirt all over that fucking cock”…”Huh?”…”Yeah”…”Oh fuck yeah”...”Yeah”…”Yeah, just like that…”Just like that…”…”I’m gonna squirt”…”I’m gonna fucking squirt”…”Yeah yeah yeah”…””Harder harder harder”…“Fuck”…”FUCK”…”FUUUCKKK!!”...”Squirting”..”So”..”Hard”.. ”Squirting”..”So”..”Fucking”..”Hard”…”Yeah”…”Yeah”…”Oh FUCK yeah”…”Yeeaaahhh!”…“Let me taste that fucking cock…Let me taste that fucking squirt on that fucking cock”…”Hmmmmmm”

Cut On The Diagonal said...

"FT";
It's not neccessary to put quotations after every sentence.
Since it was one long quote, (from your mother), you can just use a quotation mark at the beginning, and at the end. Um k?

Anonymous said...

~COTD....I thought the same thing about Flower Tucci.
I would have hated to type all of those quotation marks. It must have been hard as hell.

Cut On The Diagonal said...

Anon;
Determined little fucker, huh?

Dirty Disher said...

Example of poor cyber sex? I have no idea. It's not very creative, is it?

Cut On The Diagonal said...

Someone left a tape recorder under mom's bed.

Flower Tucci said...

From: Flower Tucci
Subject: Your Issues.
Date: August 10 2009 4:02:58 PM GST

To: Cut On The Diagonal

Cut On The Diagonal,
Please find enclosed a detailed response to the issues you raised in your previous post(s):

“Stick your cock in my ass”…”Yeah”…”Oooh”…”Yes!”…”Oh”…”Oh fuck yeah”…”OH!”…”Oh YEAH!”… ”Yeah I wanna fucking cum!”… ”Yeah”… ”Oh yeah that’s so fucking good”… ”Yeah!”… ”Yeah yeah I’m gonna cum”… ”Yeah yeah YEAAHHHHHH!!”… ”Oohhhh”… ”Fuck Yeah”… ”Jam it back in my asshole”… ”Fuck yeah”… ”You wanna make me cum again?”… ”Huh?”… ”You wanna make me fucking squirt all over that fucking cock?”… ”Yeah”… ”Oh FUCK yeah!”… ”Yeah!”… ”Deep in that ass is gonna make me fucking squirt”… ”Deep in that FUCKING ass is gonna make me FUCKING squirt”… ”Yeah yeah yeah just like that”… ”Just like that”… ”Fucking bastard fucking me so fucking hard”… ”Yeah”… ”Yeah!”… ”Oh FUCK yeah!”… ”My cunt’s gonna squirt”…”You’re gonna make my fucking cunt squirt”… ”YEEAHHHHH!!”… ”OOhhh it’s so fucking wet”… ”It’s so fucking wet all over your FUCKING cock”… ”Yeah”… ”Make me fucking gape”… ”Yeah”… ”Make that pretty little asshole gape with that big fucking cock”…”Yeah”… ”Yeah”… ”Oh FUCK yeah!”… ”Jam that fucking cock all up in my asshole”… ”Yeah”… ”Oh FUCK yeah!”…

Regards,
Flower.

Anonymous said...

Gee Flower, is this the best you can do???

I am still astounded though at all the quotation marks. Obviously you have a lot of time on your hands, no pun intended.

Anonymous said...

Shit on a stick, anyone?

I hate this shit. Comments like this are not necessary.
How about shove your flower up your own tucci? I think thats probably where you like it. Go fer it! A little flower will improve the rotten stink. I am also pretty sure thats how FF got anal cancer! Enjoy it!
Dayum.

Anonymous said...

Never mind the absense of lower legs in pic 2. The girl is wearing a mini pad! Isn't she??? I'm thinkin' she is. Gross.

Cut On The Diagonal said...

I have issues???
Well, maybe so.
Sheesh, when does school start????
It will be so nice when grown ups can talk again.

Heidi said...

Dangit Cut! You beat me to it. I was on gonna ask when school started too. End of the month here.
Somebody is going to get a gold star in 7th grade Language Arts this year. I think that someone is Flower!

Anonymous said...

Flower Tucci forgot to add the bibliography to that quote.

I think it's Paris Hilton 2004,2005,2006,2007,2008

She used good grammar and was correct in her sequence of sex acts, and even had a nice tempo to the dialogue; but it's fatally flawed by the fact that most men would have been snoring at "you want to sti.."

Jarhead

frimmy said...

lol @ jarhead's comment

What prompted FT to leave their spewage here anyway?

escrowmama said...

Anon, yes Ii see that pad too EWWWWW

shmedelle said...

Thanks. I have many sites bookmarked because of you.
LOL. I also love celebrity plastic surgery disasters. Maybe that means I'm a bitch. I don't care.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/

Bayou Jane said...

I think Flower is too repetative and there is no originality there.

I'm sorry but I can't give her more than the score of 2.5.

I think I detect plagerism of Paris Hilton--One Night in Paris. I think there could be a law suit for this one!!!! And I'm actually backing Paris this time!

Dirty Disher said...

I see the mini pad too. Gawd, and I thought she was a man!

Tucci's Flower has Wilted said...

Flower- Why would you tape record you molesting your kids? You really shouldn't be sharing that! You're one nasty bitch!

Tucci's Flower's really a weed said...

I think we all need to get a shot of penicillin from just reading Flowers comment.