Friday, September 4, 2009

Hef is senile


According to Star magazine, Kate Gosselin has been offered $400,000 to pose in Playboy. Kate turned the offer down for the sake of her children. I thought Playboy was supposed to turn men on? It hardly matters that she has cankles and is built like a brick, it's all fake anyhow, but, nothing turns men on more than a shrill know it all harpie. Maybe it was this outfit that excited Hef? Or maybe it was the spike heels in the chicken coop? Don't all men dream of being emasculated by a thick shrew with possum head? I think she should go for it. He kids are going to see the tapes of her hating them, so what's one more head fuck?

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol. Kate is an attractive woman and you're not. The jealousy in your blog is thick enough to cut with a knife.

Heidi said...

Go somewhere else where people care what you have to say Anon. Fucking Troll!

Dirty Disher said...

12:06:00 PM, Kate is attractive looking, she doesn't have a Playboy body and she's a royal cunt too. She's also very stupid. Stupid people always say every one who dislikes Kate is jealous.

Matilda said...

Give me a break Anon! What has DD got to be jealous of? You think Kate is an attractive woman? All I see is a screwed up, bitter shrew who has always put fame and fortune before the well being of her children. Go away... you don't belong here.

Nina said...

anon,
Look just because Kate is your most favorite, "girl crush" don't bog the rest of us down.

Kate is built like a quarterback with NO fricking fashion sense and has the personality of a teased cobra.

You might think she's all that and a bag of chips because when YOU look in the mirror it shatters.
Jealousy...pfffft.

Anonymous said...

Goddammit, anon 12:06, GROW THE FUCK UP already!! ENOUGH of this stupidity!!! Get a life and stop being such a douchenozzle. Oh yeah, and I suppose that YOU are pretty enough for Heff to feature you in his rag?? Yeah, I'll be you're REAL purty....grow a brain.

10G (Gina)

Unknown said...

lol that is so freakin funny. Kate doing Playboy. They are really going low with all the reality stars. Audry and Heidi. Who is next Tiffany I love ny. Ha.. Ya so Kate is better looking before she had kids. Well duh anyone would look great to. Caps on teeth, botex, boobies done, lipo, reconstruction, makeup artist and wardrobe stylist. She is still has a thick body type. Also she is still a stuck up B*t&h. Men cant even stand her. I would be scarred that she would turned men into stone looking at her nude. Eww crooked stomach thunder thighs and tons of airbrushing like her basic inst sharon stone photo up.

Anonymous said...

Ava's Mommy is right about the poor choices Playboy has made choosing their models. I think Playboy is over. I can't think of anyone who subscribes to it.

Now they are just a skin tabloid for c list celebrities like Lisa Rinna and reality show parasites. Pathetic.

I don't want to see an artists rendition of a woman's body airbrushed and distorted, in a scene where she looks like she is half asleep or constipated. Bring back natural women and fire the airbrush artists!.

Jarhead

Vicki said...

Anon 12:06: Go the Fuck away.
DD is not jealous of Kate. Who could be jealous of her. She is a user and abuser. Now Fuck off
Anon 12:06. Friends meet here,
not Trolls.

Anonymous said...

what the hell is she wearing this for?

snow

just wondering said...

Shit... The only reason Kate won't pose naked is because there wouldn't be any free clothing involved in the deal.

Anybody with half a jellus brain knows she's just waiting to negotiate a better payday - like free bedding, ceiling mirrors, or a show of her own on the Playboy channel.

Cut that with a knife and suck on it.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she's holding out for more money.

Oh did you see her spread in People magazine. I have to admit she looked glam.

escrowmama said...

Who here ever thought Hef was sexy? Not raising my hand.

escrowmama said...

Maybe Crabbie thought Hef was sexy

Anonymous said...

Ironically Freddy Mercury got it right when he sings "Fat bottomed girls".

Jarhead