Friday, September 18, 2009

Muffin top chop

I can't believe I'm posting this, it's so stupid, but, I've seen this so much lately. Seems women are lining up to have a "new" surgery called the muffin top chop. According to surgeon, Mr Mallucci, "There is a very fine line between removing excess fat and causing a collapse of the buttock. Up to five pints of fat are sucked out through a fine tube inserted in up to three points in the waist and rear."
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Yeah, I'd hate to have my buttock collapse. I never had muffin top when I cared about such things. Not even close. I think I had one for a few weeks before I moved into old fat ass don't care mode. I think muffin tops are sort of cute..feminine. No one thinks she just needs a bigger skirt? Why does everything and everyone seem to play on a woman's insecurities for money? Oh, yeah, for money. And we all work so hard to get our daughters NOT to listen to this crap. It's a never ending battle..and the evil keeps winning.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

If it was 2am at a club there would be a line of guys following her to the parking lot, with exactly that view.

Jarhead

Anonymous said...

Looks like an ice cream cone with soft serve overflowing the cone. Makes me want ice cream actually. Her waist is reasonable. She is wearing the wrong style & size for her girth. She is probably too old for this style as well.
And yea, Jarhead "Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder"!!!!
rox

Alanna Smithee said...

That girl's body is fine. The skirt is another story. I'm not a prude, but if I can give you a visual vaginal exam from a distance, you need to look into pants.

I don't understand people getting all these crazy plastic surgeries. I guess I'm not really against plastic surgery but it seems a lot of the people getting it have multiple unnecessary procedures. I don't understand why anyone would want to look like a cookie cutter image some doctor came up with. I think the individuality is more attractive.

Anonymous said...

It usually is a problem when you wear an 8 year-old's skirt on a grown woman's body! Muffin tops are generally caused by ill-fitting clothes, aren't they?

Mags

PS-been gone for ages, good to be catching up on all your posts :)

Unknown said...

Ill fitting clothes. Bingo!

Clarabel said...

If my daughter complained to me I would tell her to try wearing a skirt that fits. Plastic surgery is for people who are actually deformed or injured and need reconstruction, then it is amazing.

Alison said...

Her body is not too big; her skirt is too small.

I don't understand people (women, mostly) who refuse to buy their correct size because they think their size is "fat" and would rather wear a smaller size. The irony is, wearing clothes that are too small will make you look fat.

Melissa said...

Here! Here!, DD. So absolutely fucking right.

Bayou Jane said...

If I had to be honest, I probably would have some of the "shape shifter" things done, but bitching about other people is a lot cheaper, more fun, and a lot less pain.

I accept who I am now, but in my head, I'm reliving my "glory days".
And boy do I have some good memories and pretty good dreams.

Anonymous said...

She doesn't look to be obese at all. I defer judgment on the clothes fitting to you ladies, but I did notice that she doesn't seem to have big arms or big legs, just a big grip on that cookie jar in her left hand.

Jarhead

Unknown said...

Fat, medium, skinny etc... We all have fat on are bodys.
Ya so this girl is just showing a little bit more skin. She is wearing clothing to small for her. But I think a female body should have curves. The muffin top just gives more curves to the body..
Know the kangaroo pouch that alot of females get that is a pain in the ass to get rid of.

But look at old painting renaissance or roman paintings. Women were big boned. ( now a days they would say fat) But you know what its was beautiful.

Did you ever see that one photo of a model with the little fat on her stomach? People said omg how could she. It was not doc, photoshopped and she looked wonderful in it.

I wish people would stop with this plastic fake crap and cut cut snip snip and love your natural self..

coffeebean said...

I would get a bigger skirt, that's all. It is really uncomfortable to wear clothes that don't fit like that, ouch!

Anonymous said...

She has really nice skin! That skirt is almost non-existent. More fabric and a good fit would make all the difference.

Anonymous said...

Jarhead...I think I love you. You make me laugh!

J said...

I agree, women need to wear clothing that fits - period. I don't care how skinny a girl is, if you stuff her into something that's too tight it's going to create a 'muffin top'. It just looks sloppy and trashy to me.