sourceJohnny might be making a film with Angelina. It sounds like a sure thing to me. Does anyone else see trouble here? The only man in Hollywood who can hold a candle to Brad Pitt in the looks and charisma department is Johnny Depp...and Brad aint lookin' too good these days. No one is stating the obvious. Will Angelina flash the magic vagina at Depp? Will Brad and his gray beard be paying child support for six while Johnny and Angie adopt 3 or 4 more? Maybe she'll have triplets by Depp in time for the movie to be released. You think Depp would never do that? He has a family! Boo hoo. Everyone thought Brad wouldn't do that either. Angie flashes the magic Jolie vagina and men walk off cliffs. And Angie likes some strange. You can't get much stranger or hotter than Depp. He is EXACTLY her type. How come no one else will say it? I know I'm not the only one thinking it.
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Ooh, you are SO wrong.
Depp is an intellectual type and Pitt and Jolie are anything but. They're completely different types. I predict Jolie and Depp will antagonize each other. Her usual manipulation methods won't work on him and she'll either see that very quickly and treat him aloofly, or she'll go to default mode ( toxic acid personality).
Oh, I agree he's smarter than the average bear, but, he's still a man. Magic vagina. No one can escape.
We'll see. Don't forget she's also soooo loving her new image as creepy earth mother, a big step up from her previous image. She's never had anywhere near the popularity she has as a mother/serial adopter.
Depp is allergic to the paps but Adopto looovves them.
Okay, I'm too old to talk like a Valley Girl, but I made my point.
I think she will try and fail. Johnny has seen it all when it comes to women throwing themselves at him.
And the stated point that he is as smart as she thinks she is will turn him off even more. She may dazzle Brad with the hypno-titi dance, but Johnny will not bite.
He can walk anyplace and find an attractive mother if that's what he wants; without the baggage that Angelina carries.
Jarhead
Jarhead, I usually listen to you when it comes to man stuff, but, this is Angelina Jolie. I think she will meat curtain him and make him her poontang slave.
Angie Tammed the beast as we knew the Brad Pitt. He has been tammed and lame for over a year.
I think Mr Depp will just keep this business as usally. Unless Tim Burton would show up. Madness could acure.
In a couple of year Angie will dump Brad and fill the void with another younger man. She will pull a madonna and wipe the world free of the one know as megan fox.
AJ is just ACTing like her image. Depp is what he is. No common ground at all. She'll sense she's out of her depth and just treat him like a friend, lots of jokes and friendly laughter.. Depp will maintain a friendly working relationship.
Pat, there isn't an uglier man in Hollywood!!! Don't say Brad's name in the same sentence with Depp. :-)
I just love Johnny, if he succumbs to the magic vagina I will be soooo disappointed. I will have a new respect for the Magic Jolie though. Remember the golden rule Johnny.. -"never stick your dick in crazy!"
Agree with Jarhead.
Also, look at his type, please. He likes the juicy non-sexual anorexics. Teenage Winona Ryder, Kate Moss, Vanessa Paradis are all the same (body) type. Very petite, and sensual rather than overtly sexual.
And Jolie is the exact opposite. She's a punsh in the head wild monkey sex.
He'll pass. But it might put her into overdrive. Let's call it an interesting win/win for all gossipers.
I don't think Johnny would ever stray from Vanessa Paradis. They almost lost their daughter a few years ago...they are even more committed now than they were, to each other and their children.
I like AJ, but JD has more depth of character and won't be seduced. BP is a pretty boy. JD is a man.
Johnny Depp makes my mouth water...
I LOVE that man. Thanks for the pic Pat. You made my day!!
I think Johnny is way better looking than Brad.
I like Angelina because she is one of the few stars who actually gives time and money to charity. Most stars' idea of "charity" is auctioning off a used pair of their shoes, or something cheap like that.
I hope with all my might that JD never looks at her in that way. I would be so crushed. I just think he is better than that! But I mught be wrong. I also agree that he wouldn't like the attention that would draw!
NO! I adore Johnny and refuse to believe he would succumb to the STD-addled charms of that shewhore. The very thought makes me ill.
I love me some JD also. Yummy!!
i guess adoptalina has given up her planned year of taking time off from movies to spend with her kids?? how many years she been saying that now? 2 or 3?
idiot...
lol well Depp is strange but I will put my money that he will stay away from her -- there is just something about him -- perhaps the only actor that has a brain and true feelings for a person he is with -- just my opinion, but I don't know him personally (damn), so who really knows lol
crystal
noooooooo ... I hope he is strong enough to kick her away.
i think you are giving way too much credit to jolie and her worn out vag (it may even have popped out 3 babies). and not enough credit to depps beautiful and intelligent wife. i'd be surprised if depp fell for jolie, she's not as hot as you think.
You people forget that Brad Pitt stalked Angelina Jolie and not the opposite... She must have something... really good!
Paradis has no chance against AJ if she really wants Depp but I think Angelina will pass, maybe after enjoying his company a little bit.
Welp...clearly I'm the minority and JD is immune. This was fun to read though.
Yeah, I gotta say I am not with you on this one DD. I think he is her type but she is not his. Don't think he will go there. We will have to wait and see. :-)
I think she would def try to put the moves on Johnny. She would be an idiot not to try. Maybe it will work and they will both go home to their significant others. & Maybe we wont ever know about it either. Oh, yes, she will want to sex Johnny up. Trust. Who doesnt? But I think he's smarter than Brad & wont fall for it, not in a real way. Not like Brad did. Johnny is cool. Brad never was. It will kill Angie too. But honestly, even she's not cool enough for Johnny. Who is? Really?
rox
I think I cancelled my comment accidentally. I was gonna say that Johnny is the sexiest man in Hollywood. AJ will try, he may bite. We may never know. They may eff around a bit and then just go home to their sigificant others. I think she lies when she says she's only had sex with what? 4 people? Is that right? I kinda think she's effed herself all the way to Brad Pitt. Now, like DD says. Johnny kinda tops Brad nowdays in the looks dept. She will always be looking to trade up. Johnny will be too smart for her wiley ways. Even if they hook up, he wouldnt leave his woman for her. And his woman being a French woman will just kill AJ too. She has zero class. She's a whore and Johnny knows it. AJ doesnt stand a chance!
rox
I think she would def try to put the moves on Johnny. She would be an idiot not to try. Maybe it will work and they will both go home to their significant others. & Maybe we wont ever know about it either. Oh, yes, she will want to sex Johnny up. Trust. Who doesnt? But I think he's smarter than Brad & wont fall for it, not in a real way. Not like Brad did. Johnny is cool. Brad never was. It will kill Angie too. But honestly, even she's not cool enough for Johnny. Who is? Really?
rox
OMG! RUN JOHNNY, DONT EVEN GO THERE!!!
i have had a thing for him forever & i cant even stand to think of him touching that trash, ugh!
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