Two morons, Dawn Kelly and William Hickman took one look at their unborn baby scan and decided it was Michael Jackson.Dawn, who is due to give birth to her daughter in March, said: "I've had plenty of scans before and none of the photos have ever looked like this one. It's a bit spooky really.
'But it is my seventh child, and they say seven is a mythical number."
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Never mind that ultrasounds look like a black and white pic of bread dough anyhow, and oh, yeah, seven is a "mythical" number. It doesn't even exist. How about we take the baby away now and give them a gold fish. Did I mention it's a girl? Idiots.
Never mind that ultrasounds look like a black and white pic of bread dough anyhow, and oh, yeah, seven is a "mythical" number. It doesn't even exist. How about we take the baby away now and give them a gold fish. Did I mention it's a girl? Idiots.
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I know this is horrible but the ultra-sound photo looks more like there giving birth to the elephant-mans child...Go ahead boo me and I hope nothing is wrong with that childs forhead...All ultrasound babies look alienated unless its one of those fancy 3D type.
Connie
Idiots!!!
All ultra-sounds look like Skeletor to me. People should have an IQ test to breed
I second that. I second all these comments.
People who can't pronounce the word 'mystical' probably wouldn't recognize something mystical even if it were growing inside of them. Which it isn't.
That ultrasound doesnt look like Michael Jackson. It looks like Munch's The Scream to me.
Makes you wonder what they named the other 6. o.0
Momof4, you and I must be on the same wavelength. That looks like a screaming baby, to me! Probably an "oh, noooooo! These dolts can't possibly by my parents!!!" scream.
Christina
Why do the stupid have to breed in large numbers?
It looks like a puppy to me
escrow
DD, I'm thinking that this would be today's runner-up "WTF?", whaddya think? ;)
(WHERE do these people come from, anyway? Pods????)
10G (Gina)
That thing looks like it'll claw it's way out eventually.
I thought 2 idiots already gave birth to Michael Jackson?
escrow
Connie- Girl,I'm with you on that one! That's screwed up looking! I'd have to get up,run around the dr's office,come back & make them do the ultrasound again. There's no way I'd leave with that image of my baby,stuck in my head. That's a BIG do over.
He looks like the Swedish prime minister. The guy that is, not the ultra-sound.
When I first glanced at the picture of this couple, my first thought was "Holy shit..Cate Blanchett is looking rough!"
Now I am just chuckling to myself over iambriezy's comment.
ps...the husband looks like he belongs on the chain gang.
Now I'm going back to bed.
Are you F-in kidding me. ultra sounds always look like rorschach test.
Please do a follow-up in March when the baby is born! I want to see how this kid looks when it comes out.
I see E.T next to Michael. Maybe she's having twins.
The entire baby is head? MJ's head? With his wig on? A screaming head with his tongue out? And no body? Do they even get how stupid they sound. If that kid is born & is nothing but an adult sized head that looks like MJ screaming, and it will be screaming as will the entire hospital staff, then I will retract my statement that they are the dumbest! & why did someone give them the publicity? I hate that.
roxanne
Kate Blanchett?! LMAO! Holy christ, don't say that.
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