Khloe: So Kim, like how did you lose the weight?*
Kim: Ewww my gawd, it was so easy. You get butt cheek implants and send the bill to mom and Bruce. Then you go to Hyde at happy hour, sit at the bar and play with your nipples. THEN this weird dude will buy you free drinks. THEN you like, suck him off and a little cute bag of white powder appears. You just sniff it up and you never want to eat!!!! It's like, so awesome!
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Khloe: Ewww my gawd, and think how many calories you burn while your head bobs up and down! You are, like, so smart!
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Kim: Like, I know, right? Then you get a photoshopper and sell the diet to all the mags!!!
17 comments:
Kardashians are so stupid they think everyone is brain dead.
Bless their little pointed asshole heads!
I can't stand the hairy, horse face Kardashian sisters.
Have you seen the ad for the new show starting tonight, all of them in lingerie? Please, it is so unreal. alien-ish just like you posted. I will watch it. I like Khloe the best because she makes fun of everybody and clearly hits the nail on the head!
Dlisted has an interesting story about the pregnant Kardashian sister. It's sad to be that dumb.
The Kardashians seem to put out a "standard" that if you are pretty and dumb and sexually manipulative you will get somewhere in this world. That's how they did it after all.
I loved this :)
-Steph
Kourtney said she didn't have to cook for the next 5 years because she's breast feeding.
and even Khole made fun of her for that dumb statement LOL
escrow
The only Kardashian show I have seen is Kim and Ray-J's sex tape. It's worth the watch for the dialog and the ego on both of these clowns.
The only way to make that union intimate is if they wore masks of each other's face, that way they can stare at their own reflection and climax.
Other than that she's a talking fleshlight with big boobs, and he used her as a toilet, a trash can, and a career move.
Jarhead
so glad I am fat LMAO
Crystal
Thats not even a lie. I "accidentally" bought this teeth whitener that they are advertised as using. Then, I see Kim Twittering her tooth whitening appt. pics at the dentist!!! Lies!! It's all lies, I tell ya'!~!!
Jarhead, I'm glad you admitted that. I saw part of it on the net. It was gross.
Let the breasfeeding begin.....Kourtney gave birth
escrow
No, Pat.
Shauna Sand's sex tape holds the torch for being the most disgusting porn actress in action I have seen.
Her crotch looks like Pam Anderson, and until I now I had never seen a better candidate for vaginal rejuvenation surgery.
Jarhead
Nasty. How in the hell many things do you have to screw to fuck up your vagina?? I can't even imagine.
I mean, really, the vagina is like a rubber band. Even after childbirth it pops right back. What the hell are these whores screwing?????
LOL. Funny and gross all i the same post. What are they screwing indeed. "shudders"
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