The global sex toy industry is worth an annual 15 billion dollars (22 billion euros), and uses up a mountain of batteries in the process, many of which end up as toxic waste. "Green" vibrators promise sustainable pleasure.*
I actually went to some websites and tried to find out how these things are "green." Like, what? Are they solar powered? Beats me (no pun intended), but, it seems they're made of recyclable material and manufactured without heavy chemicals or solvents. That's all good, I guess. I don't have any sex toys, but, I have a camera that sucks batteries like Linda Lovelace at a frat party and I often wonder how many batteries end up NOT decomposing in landfills. I enjoyed that photo though, for obvious reasons. Jesus apparently loves dildos. And I don't meant the plastic kind.
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Well. That is a woman who knows her business, notice how conscious of her fingernails she is; well versed in peen knowledge. How about a drink my love?.
As for going green, why not just stop making new ones and start a trade-post for exchanging old for old. Nothing says "I love you" like your husband picking up a toy at the flea market for you.
Get some rest!
Jarhead
LMAO! Used sex toys? That's called an ex.
Or Tiger Woods. I'm not quick today.
Funny is that "sex with THE ex" or "sex with AN ex".
Most of our old batteries end up in a junk drawer in the kitchen. I guess just in case anybody can get any use from them. Why do we hoard old used batteries? It's stupid. I don't do this but my husband will. So, like you said. There are lots of batteries that never get to landfill! LOL!!!
rox
That cross around her neck couldn't be much larger if she was 50 Cent! Jeez!!! Maybe she feels bad for where she works? And thinks this compensates. Hey, at least she's working. It would be hilarious to work there. Can you imagine the funny sh** during break? hahahahaha!!!
solar powered dildos...that cracks me up....
"sorry honey, it was a cloudy day"....
My hubs and I were in shock to see they sell toys on TV!!!! And I'm talking about the bare basic channel package, not the premium channels. Yes. Shop at home on tv. I'll be darned!!! They're expensive too.
Maybe they're like those emergency radios---hand-crank.
Christina
LMAO at you guys. I love this place.
My personal favorite is "The Terminator" that runs off of nuclear power.
That stuff sounds like weapons of mass destruction. Geez louise.
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