So I read that J-Lo thinks she deserved and Oscar for El Cantante and that she thinks the Academy didn't do their job because their job is to watch El Cantante and give her an Oscar. So, curiosity took me to You Tube where I did the Academy's job and watched El Cantante. El Mucho Stinko! I lasted an hour, it sucked so bad I had to give up or puke. So, she's type cast as a bitch? Wow, that's a real stretch. And her Spanish accent is from Brooklyn. BLECHHHHH. The music is horrible, it's like listening to Ricky Riccardo for an hour. Nobody liked Ricky Riccardo! He can shove his Bobaloo up his ass. Mark Anthony is sort of cute, what in the hell does he see in J-Lo? Oscar? Are you retarded J-Lo? Did she mean Oscar the Grouch? Because I don't even think he'd sit through El Cantante. Even without an arm up his butt.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
J-Lo is retarded
So I read that J-Lo thinks she deserved and Oscar for El Cantante and that she thinks the Academy didn't do their job because their job is to watch El Cantante and give her an Oscar. So, curiosity took me to You Tube where I did the Academy's job and watched El Cantante. El Mucho Stinko! I lasted an hour, it sucked so bad I had to give up or puke. So, she's type cast as a bitch? Wow, that's a real stretch. And her Spanish accent is from Brooklyn. BLECHHHHH. The music is horrible, it's like listening to Ricky Riccardo for an hour. Nobody liked Ricky Riccardo! He can shove his Bobaloo up his ass. Mark Anthony is sort of cute, what in the hell does he see in J-Lo? Oscar? Are you retarded J-Lo? Did she mean Oscar the Grouch? Because I don't even think he'd sit through El Cantante. Even without an arm up his butt.
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Hey!!!! Leave Ricky Ricardo out of this! Desi Arnaz became a jillionaire with that brand! It didn't suck back then and I still love me some Lucy! Their kids will never ever have to work because of the work they did. You think nobody like Ricky Ricardo? Really? He was sexy & good looking. How do you think he was able to cheat on Lucy the entire time they were married? Because people really did like "Ricky Ricardo" aka Desi Arnaz!!
rox
Good for the Academy.
They refuse to kiss J-Lo's ass like everyone else does.
I heard this on TV last night, said to myself," Come on, this chick has zero acting talent. Another star way too full of herself." Wouldn't waste my time watching a minute of the movie. Pat, I'm sorry you did. I don't see anything cute about her husband. Maybe his character in the movie was good?
I've never understood what, exactly, makes her a "star". She was a fly girl on In Living Color, and did okay, but I never thought they were great dancers anyway. Her music is mediocre, and her movies are worse.
We all hate her up here she's a big fat ass bitch !
Look at that fake photoshopped cover pix uggglee!
An Oscar !!!! WTF is she smoking ?!!??!! Kiki : >
not to mention she thought she should have gotten an oscar after she just had twins....yeah you 2 are great and all that but i really deserve an oscar too...
stupid cunt....
"Cranial Rectitis"... isn't that what we called it back in the day?
Thing is, I hope she ~never~ pulls her head out of her ass... it's so much more fun this way.
Pam-
Rox. NOBODY liked it when the plot revolved around Ricky's nightclub, because NOBODY wanted to hear that Bobaloo shit. We only put up with it to get back to him fighting with Lucy. He sucked.
Maureen, Marc Anthony just seems like such a nice guy. He's kinda cute in a weird way. I'll bet she makes his life hell. Diva.
The Academy is known to have a looooong memory. Im sure they are not thrilled that J-Loser is schooling them on how they were so amiss in doing theit jobs! If she did not get one - then they did their frickin job very well!
She is screechy and annoying.
I just found out it's spelled Babalou. Ricky never could speak English.
I have all the I Love Lucy dvds. I always fast forwarded through Ricky's performances at his club unless Lucy was involved in them.
I loved her in the movie "Enough."
What a great film. I was cheering my ass off at the end. Oscar? Nope, that never crossed my mind.
I can't stomach her. I won't see anything she's in. She ruined Ralph Fiennes for me and I had a SERIOUS crush on him.
I don't think she's mediocre, I think she absolutely stinks. The only time I thought she was worth watching was in her small role on Will and Grace when she played herself. I love that you called her out on this - it proves what everyone thinks of her is true and that she's only a legend in her own mind.
The two best Lucy's was "Vitavetavegaman" and "The Candy Maker". For a long time, I wanted to work in a candy factory when I grew up.
J.Lo is so fake and shallow. What kind of an idiot releases a song about designer shoes during a recession...plus she is in her 40s, she is too old to be singing about buying pretty shoes, that shit should be left for Miley Cyrus or someother teenager. She needs to evolve and act a little more mature.
As for Oscars-they don't mean anything. It's a popularity contest, not a talent contest. That hag Julia Roberts has an Oscar when all she does in movies is laugh that WOO HOO WAH HA HA horse laugh...not much talent there either.
whats funny is...whenever I see an episode at Ricky's club. If there are dancing girls in it, I cannot help but think "I wonder which one he was effing "? Seriously. 'Cuz thats just how he was. He'd screw anybody, esp little dancing showgirls. Which always made me kinda sick when he & Fred would scheme to make their wives jealous with other women. It wasn't acting on Lucy's part! She detested that shit. I agree, the best parts did not involve his nightclub. It was Lucy's show.
rox
JLo is only a star to herself. She is a narcissist to the highest power. She is shitty at best.
And now JLo is saying that she never used or would she ever use fertility drugs because she believes in being natural and traditional. Ya, right! There is nothing natural or traditional about this hag at all. Can you say 3 marriages and numerous engagemnets?
i loved watching lucy reruns when I was little.
oh yeah, I used to wonder why Lucy and I think the Munsters and Batman were in black and white.
and why did you need to use the word retarded? makes you look like a total tool.
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