I know I swore I'd never put her on here, but, look at that! It makes me feel all juicy and vengeful. That was taken when Heidi's mom saw her for the first time after her 7,000 plastical surgery and said she didn't like it. She thought Heidi looked better before. Heidi tried to cry but, she couldn't get her face to move and the result is a masterful blend of silly putty and Stephen King novel. Waaaaa, clunk.*
I think Heidi needs more surgery. Much more. She's starting to look like that socialite, the beast of FrankenWiddle..what's that chicks name? Joyce Wildenstein..I looked it up. Ewww. Heidi should get her titanic tits sewn to her forhead and her ass on her face. Then flesh beard Spencer could fuck her head. Ha ha, Heidi Ho, I hate you. So.... thanks.
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well, I heard her face leaks! She cannot chew her food and she's now addicted to pain killers just to get thru each day. She is totally Eff'd! I thot of that woman too, like when Heidi can get more surgery's, she so will! & then get completely eff'd! She is like Von Frankenstein! She may have to have more surgery if her boobs explode or her face cracks off. She seems to be falling apart at the Super Glue seams! It's not even a joke,she will eventually be so farked up she will totally regret what she has done just to be in the gossip rags! Sooo not worth it, eh chica? EW already! Yuck. She looks like that Real Housewife from ATL. And she's late 40's! At least!!
rox
The one thats with "Big Daddy"...
Scary and sad. She's so young. I blame her boyfriend just as much. That guy is a creep and fancied himself her agent.
Jarhead
She looks so old and fake now. At least when she was her old self she looked fresh young and alive.
Stephen kings Sleepwalkers is what that pic reminds me of. Didn't they turn into cat people. She looks like she is hissing instead of crying.
Yesterday I saw something that Joan Rivers thinks Heidi should of started her surgery makeover at 14. LOL.
What is so funny about it is she really can't pull it off. For example, IMO, someone like Pamela Anderson can pull off the huge boobs because the rest of her is naturally shaped like a barbie doll. She has that rare attribute of every single part of her being "pretty".
Heidi is just a thinner version of your average cute young girl, so the ginormous tits look like a mistake. Rather than looking sexy, she looks like an experiment gone wrong. AND, to top it all off, she turned out looking older! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
i read spencer doesn't like it either....and it's been months and she's still in such pain she can't fucking eat a hamburger....that's fucked up...
she looked better before...and for someone who's so christian, why couldn't she accept how her god made her?
AND she can't have sex!!!! LOL!!! It's so messed up. She may never be right again. I dont even think she can open her mouth much at this point. Just barely. Did you see the video of her asking her mom if she was pretty now? Her mom is very honest with her, Bravo! That would be a big fat "NO" bitch. Spencer is such a gaywad anyway, I think he's just with her to see what he can do to make them both famous. He is a gay dickwad,IMO. So, not having sex with her is not a problem for him. he's in love with himself!
Rox
AND she can't have sex!!!! LOL!!! It's so messed up. She may never be right again. I dont even think she can open her mouth much at this point. Just barely. Did you see the video of her asking her mom if she was pretty now? Her mom is very honest with her, Bravo! That would be a big fat "NO" bitch. Spencer is such a gaywad anyway, I think he's just with her to see what he can do to make them both famous. He is a gay dickwad,IMO. So, not having sex with her is not a problem for him. he's in love with himself!
Rox
I hear she lost her "job" on The Hills. I guess no more cash for body slash.
I've heard she is in VERY bad shape due to all the surgery. Has problems eating because her lips are wonky, has back and chest pain due to her giant new boobs, etc. But I have no sympathy for her because she did this to herself. So many people are born with health problems and can't fix them. Heidi was perfectly fine and *choose* to mess with her health. Now it backfired. Boo fucking hoo.
I like that her mom told her she looked better before, instead of lying to her like the ass-kissing media and telling her she is beautiful and sexy.
Her face is leaking??? ewwwwwwwwww
Even if she could, who would want to have sex with her?
ewwwwwwwwwww
I have not been really paying attention to these two ultimate famewhores so i did not know she had it that bad.
Sucks to be you! You should have told Spencer to shove it.
What a way to screw yourself up. So this is what it look like "when botox cries". Aw crap, now the music to "when doves cry" is playing in my head.
these people just don't listen when big tit people tell them to not get giant boobs. they get the boob envy and go and screw their body up. For the last time, do not go get giant boobs! They are no fun to carry around! You cannot wear shirts with buttons! You cannot find a bathing suit top to cover them! You cannot buy cheap bras! People stare at them! LEAVE YOUR LITTLE BOOBIES ALONE!
How come she can't have sex? Did she have plastic surgery on her vagina too? I wish I was joking when I ask that, but I'm not. I wouldn't put anything past this freak.
You tell 'em Valle!!! And if you don't keep hetching those puppies up with surgery, they will be dragging on the floor.
And don't think you will ever find a bra that is comfortable. I have never had a comfortable bra in my life! If it wouldn't be for the fact that I hate the thought of getting filleted like a fish, these babies would have been gone a long time ago!
B.Jane: My daughter cannot wait till the day when she can have DD's reduced. Her back is so messed up. I feel bad for her because she's got a slim build and they kill her. She didnt get that gene from me, LOL!! She hates hers too. She wants to go down to a C. Heidi is an "F"! Is that the grade her surgeon got or her cup size? Both!! Thats beachballs!!
rox
Valle Jane & Rox ladies Im 100% all in.
Being a petite woman who is "top heavy "
I would like to say I agree with
1. Don't mess with what your mama gave u
2. I will not get them reduced ( fear op)
3. Learn to live with them. Although it seems
that we all want what we don't have.
4. Men stare at me and it's just rude. It's
as if they are caught up in a trance or
(as one of my assistants put it "he's lost
The Kiki triangle ! " ) said assistant describes
It to be the area of my visage to my bosom.
5. I am a human being I could be your sister, mom
daughter , aunt, neice,etc. So please do not disrespect
me and leer / stare / I shudder at the thot.
6. It's a genetic lottery how we look. I cannot
remove my face as if it's a lovely scarf and leave it
at home for the day. It is the only one I have.
7. The things that women will do to alter their
bodies to fit into an ideal persona of a male
dominated fantasy. It's unsurd and has already
crossed many lines over in both the USA and
Canada. My neice has just gotten her breasts
augmented ( bigger) she went to NYC and partly
from her peer & society pressures. Aunt Kiki I feel
like a complete woman now. I felt bad that she
thot she was incomplete before :( this. The doctors
who take the inital consult with the young ladies
should have a referred her to a consellor prior to the
O. R. But then the doc would not make much $ !
It's all a big money making business they are selling
the myth of perfection the perfect breasts, lips,
skin, no wrinkles in reality it getting to a point of
a hideous UGLY monster man made and fed !
Rox I recall you once mentioned that I look like
your daughter. After reading your post today we
sound similar in body types as well.
In the UK there are plenty of women who age
gracefully and allow the wrinkles to form and set in.
The smile lines add to a full happy life that has
been lived ! Don't stifle the past joys & giggles.
That's just like wishing your life away !
The queens mother was 101 when she died
she was a tiny petite well endowed little cutie pie
with such a sweet lovely wrinkly face. She was :)
and lived a nice long life. I fondly rember her with
her pastel lavender hats and dressed all up to
go nowhere but she had an air of adorabilty about
her.
Hopefully one day this FAD of nip tuck lipo suck
plump lift and chemical peels will go the way of
the DoDo bird and become exstinct !!!!!!! Kiki :)
I find botox'd women to look ridiculous, like the Joker from Batman. I know a realtor with so much plastic surgery done to her face that she looks like a duck with a wig. And she loves the way she looks and plans more to follow.
I remember when Jerry Jones (the owner of the Cowboys)- got a facelift. He looked like Fire Marshall Bill with a cat on his head. Now that it has settled 2 years later it's not as bad, but I see him as an insecure old man now. Kinda like Hugh Heffner but with a profitable company.
Stay natural ladies!-and remember the words of Euripides;
"Down on your knees, and thank heaven, fasting, for a good man's love"
Jarhead
LMAOOOOOO @ Ava's Mommy's quote: "She looks like she is hissing instead of crying." So true! Franken-Heidi is a mess!
~ Jess
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