Can you imagine old "Bombshell" in a few years? I think she'll be in the Old Ho Nursing Home for retired biker geez and a bug eyed nurse will walk in and drop her clip board and the conversation will go.."Oh, my!"McGee: Hellyeah, beewatch, dontcha recognasize me, I'm FAMOUS! Wooo wee!
Nurse: "Uhh, famous?"
McGee "Yeppers, FAMOOOOOOUS! I used fuck hellouta Jesse James!"
Nurse (confused): "The outlaw?"
McGee: "Oh hail no. The biker! Jesse James the biker! He was married to a famous actress. The press was on my ass like white on real people!
Nurse: "Uhh, I'm here to give you an enema."
McGee: "Wooooo weeeeee! I aint had no action since Jessie an me heiled Hitler and tore off a piece in the gay-rage. You wanna see my starfish swastika?
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you are a crazy lady, but you make me laugh!!!!! bima
LOL you crack me up DD. Swear those two didn't do any shizer eww yuck.
I was gonna photo shop propellers on the nips, but, I got lazy.
Woman, where in the he** did you find this picture? I almost gagged when I saw it. I was like "Is that an old man or a old fat lady"? Old men get those sagging tits too. But I think it's an old sagged out biker babe. Most of them are pretty hefty anyways. Ever seen on that wasn't? Most of them are big mo-fo's! I loved the post too! I used to wrok in a nursing home and I swear old ppl eat their own shit, true story! They eat their evening pudding cips, then they shit and refill their pudding cups. WHY???? *blech* you gotta gag just walking into a nursing home, it just stinks. Like shit!! WHY is this old fat woman walking around in public naked anyways? Was there an old folks reunion week in Sturgis???
Rox
PS: That THING hanging down there is referred to medically as an "abdominal apron". I just learned that about 4 years ago. I never knew what it was and we always just wondered. So, we found out. We always wondered, some peoples hang down to the floor almost!!! Then it's no longer an apron but a full-on dress!
rox
"I'm mellllting, I'm melllting...."
She photo-shopped it, Rox. DD doesn't strike me as the type to troll porn sites looking for stuff like that...LOL
I typed in "old tattoed woman" and hit yahoo images. I didn't photo shop it much. I think she's at Sturgis.
OH! Angie , I know that!!! I never meant that!!! I know she wouldn't be posting shit from a porn site! Besides that would be some really lame ass porn site!! LOL!!! You can tell it's shopped, but still! EWW!
rox
LOL porn sites, They fuck you up when you get into one of those accidentally. Nothing about porn interests me anymore, but, if you like porn, a guy I know told me about Tiava. It's free porn and none of the virus shit. I went and looked and it's a good place to get awful images for photoshopping. Every dude should know about Tiava, consider this my public service message for them.
Holy shit Pat, that isn't photshopped???? God that is so crazy gross...LMAO!!
That photo is a beautiful example of why the only good tattoo is one that you can wash off.
It's all fun and games when you're young, but see what happens?!
Gravity is a bitch.
Ahem.....my knees are starting to look like that :(
Thats what I do not understand about people who get many tattoos when they are young. Don't they realize that they will eventually grow old and look like this picture or some regards?
Not to sound like a snob because I do have a tattoo that I grew to hate, but a tattoo on someone older does look trashy and no matter what the outfit or how good you look, a noticable tattoo does make you look terrible and classless.
I can wear a beautiful dress with my hair done etc, but my ankle tattoo just brings it down a notch.
That was great laugh, thanks, DD! Those tatoos look fairly new, the colors are still vibrant. Just think what she would look like if she had been inked 30 or 40 years ago.
This should have to be posted in front of all tattoo shops. Ladies, if you get a tat, please put it some place where it will not stretch out! Why does this person think that anyone one wants to see her body? I believe everyone should happy with the body they have, but can't she be happy with her clothes on?
And this is exactly why I took down the full length mirror in my bathroom. That.... and nightmares!
ROFLMAO!!!! Suddenly I'm thinking about luggage... old leather luggage.
Jane how did it go with little hitler?
Can'tSeeSheep...she didn't show up! She's going to extend the pain as long as she can! We're on Spring break now, so I'll have a break for a week. We will have a reduction in force at the end of the year. And tenure doesn't mean a thing. If they want to get rid of you, they can come up with something they don't like. That's why I'm worried about this observation. If I get cut, there is no where else to go. All the parishes around are doing the same thing. At the end of this school, three parishes will release about 400 people. And there are no jobs around here already. Almost half of my check goes to my house note--so I will probably lose my house! (Life's a BITCH!!!) And I'm not the only in that condition. If teh president can bail out the banks, why can't he help the schools????
This is something to post on my refrigerator!
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