it wasn't for april's fool, but i made fake flyers for 'cocktails with carol' the kent state president about 10 years ago....made like 100 flyers and put them all over campus....had to RSVP and be over 21.....
made the front page of the daily kent stater as a hoax! HAH!!!! :)
Well, I don't know that I consider it a prank but while staying at a shit hole motel one time I put a can of nuts into the tank of the toilet. Every time you flushed, nuts shot out into the bowl. I would have loved to see the face of the next person who used it when they saw. " Huh, how did this nice cashew/macadamia nut mix get into my urine?"
WEANER PIGS FOR SALE. $25.00 525-**** ask for Darren.(my partner)
I didn't even know what a weaner pig was. But we soon found out that $25 dollars was a pretty good deal. Because the phone hardly stopped ringing for five days! It kind of back fired though. It was supposed to be a prank on him. But after the first day, he refused to answer the phone and I got stuck dealing with all the disappointed pig farmers.
We once broke into our across the street neighbor's house and turned everything inside upside-down. That was in retaliation for an indoor toilet paper job they'd given us. In return, they floated a blow-up doll from the front of my house. Here's a photo of that:
Well today I told EVERYONE we just found out we are having twins - and they all bought it, even the grandmas. I said that my ultrasounds had never been very clear & my blood levels were high so it was just confirmed.
When I was younger (12ish) we were walking out of church & I acted like I was getting something out of my pocket in my mom's line of sight. I accidentally pulled out a "condom" (it was a wet wipe) and frantically shoved it back in my pocket. My mom flipped, she was like "WHAT IN THE - WAS THAT?!?" And I let it go for a few mins before I showed her and told her it was a joke. LOL. I felt so bad, and it was on church property -lmao... -biz
I put Limburger cheese on my son's and husbands toothbrushes, bristles and handles. Yes, I had back ups for them. I heard my husband at about 5 this morning yell "God Damn it! Just Wait! Bwahahaha
Then my son got home from work at about 9 this morning, He hopped in the shower and I heard some bellowing from the bathroom. "What the Hell?" You're REEEAL Funny Mom." Ahhh success!
Limburger cheese strikes again. Though I hate wasting a perfectly good brick of cheese. I love it on rye bread.
My mom claims me being born on April 1 was my biggest trick. I was supposed to be born a couple of weeks before, so then they were hoping on March 28, but nope, no me. When she started having contractions she told dad & he didn't believe her, he thought she was trying to put one over on him, rolled over & went right back to sleep, said it was too early for April Fool's jokes, the sun wasn't even up. At that moment she had a very painful contraction, I may have waited two weeks but I was arriving quickly now.
She shouted & grabbed my dad's arm so hard he was no longer in doubt & eneded up with black & blue marks for a week. They got to the hospital & I was born only 3 hours later. She says she wondered what the heck I was in such a hurry for what with being two weeks late already, she said I seemed awful determined to be born on that day & that no matter what trick I play, I'm never going to be able to top that one. She said it was certainly April Fool's on her in another way because she had such a very short labour with me, 3 hours, it seemed easy, but when it came to my younger sister she was in labour 52 hours.
I'm not one for pranks, unless someone really deserves it. Then my motto is, go big, or go home. What's the best prank you ever pulled?
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it wasn't for april's fool, but i made fake flyers for 'cocktails with carol' the kent state president about 10 years ago....made like 100 flyers and put them all over campus....had to RSVP and be over 21.....
made the front page of the daily kent stater as a hoax! HAH!!!! :)
i like the one you posted a couple years back on Dakota Fanning being pregnant....i really fell for that one like a dummy... :)
Well, I don't know that I consider it a prank but while staying at a shit hole motel one time I put a can of nuts into the tank of the toilet. Every time you flushed, nuts shot out into the bowl. I would have loved to see the face of the next person who used it when they saw.
" Huh, how did this nice cashew/macadamia nut mix get into my urine?"
I put this in the local free paper:
WEANER PIGS FOR SALE. $25.00
525-**** ask for Darren.(my partner)
I didn't even know what a weaner pig was. But we soon found out that $25 dollars was a pretty good deal. Because the phone hardly stopped ringing for five days! It kind of back fired though. It was supposed to be a prank on him. But after the first day, he refused to answer the phone and I got stuck dealing with all the disappointed pig farmers.
LMAO @ cashew/macadamia nut mix in urine
Young pigs that leave the sow and begin eating solid food are called weaner pigs. Maybe you should have sold flying pigs.
We once broke into our across the street neighbor's house and turned everything inside upside-down. That was in retaliation for an indoor toilet paper job they'd given us. In return, they floated a blow-up doll from the front of my house. Here's a photo of that:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/48926901@N07/4481505591/
I'm still plotting my revenge.
Well today I told EVERYONE we just found out we are having twins - and they all bought it, even the grandmas. I said that my ultrasounds had never been very clear & my blood levels were high so it was just confirmed.
When I was younger (12ish) we were walking out of church & I acted like I was getting something out of my pocket in my mom's line of sight. I accidentally pulled out a "condom" (it was a wet wipe) and frantically shoved it back in my pocket. My mom flipped, she was like "WHAT IN THE - WAS THAT?!?" And I let it go for a few mins before I showed her and told her it was a joke. LOL. I felt so bad, and it was on church property -lmao...
-biz
I once cut off my penis and mailed it to the IRS.
I love the picture you did-is it a painting?
Yep, I did it in windows accessories. It was one of my first digital paintings.
Biz, that's mean. I almost bought it.
I put Limburger cheese on my son's and husbands toothbrushes, bristles and handles. Yes, I had back ups for them. I heard my husband at about 5 this morning yell "God Damn it! Just Wait! Bwahahaha
Then my son got home from work at about 9 this morning, He hopped in the shower and I heard some bellowing from the bathroom.
"What the Hell?" You're REEEAL Funny Mom."
Ahhh success!
Limburger cheese strikes again. Though I hate wasting a perfectly good brick of cheese. I love it on rye bread.
We would send new employees to the basement for supplies. There was no basement they would roam around looking for stairs, asking others. Hysterical.
My mom claims me being born on April 1 was my biggest trick. I was supposed to be born a couple of weeks before, so then they were hoping on March 28, but nope, no me. When she started having contractions she told dad & he didn't believe her, he thought she was trying to put one over on him, rolled over & went right back to sleep, said it was too early for April Fool's jokes, the sun wasn't even up. At that moment she had a very painful contraction, I may have waited two weeks but I was arriving quickly now.
She shouted & grabbed my dad's arm so hard he was no longer in doubt & eneded up with black & blue marks for a week. They got to the hospital & I was born only 3 hours later. She says she wondered what the heck I was in such a hurry for what with being two weeks late already, she said I seemed awful determined to be born on that day & that no matter what trick I play, I'm never going to be able to top that one. She said it was certainly April Fool's on her in another way because she had such a very short labour with me, 3 hours, it seemed easy, but when it came to my younger sister she was in labour 52 hours.
@iambriezy, LMAO, that's hilarious!!!! Love the photo!
@Peg, OMG LOL, Limburger is so pungent.
happy birthday can't see sheep!
Thanks Miss Tia :)
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