Wednesday, April 7, 2010

KFC's new Double Down

A breadless sandwich, the buns have been replaced by two pieces of deep fried chicken. The middle is double cheese, double bacon and mayo...and a lot of salt and sugar. The Double Down contains..are you ready for this?..1,228 calories. Would you like some fries with that?

46 comments:

escrow said...

Can I have some gravy with those fries?

Unknown said...

LOL...

Anonymous said...

That is going to do REALLY well in my little town of fatties. I don't think people here eat less than 5,000 calories in one sitting or in some case standing depending on where they bought their meal.

N

Unknown said...

Ya it is missing something. Some kind of gravy with fries and a gallon drink. I thought the krispy cream burger was bad. But oh man this thing just screams. STROKE.

Casper said...

Blech! That's a heart attack just waiting to happen.

escrow said...

The worst thing about the krispy creme burger was when Pauler licked her fingers then picked it up to offer her guest a bite. The look of horror on that woman's face was priceless.

Kiki I'm in shock ! : / said...

Oh no they didn't !!!! Is this for real ?!?!
Or are you about a week late with your April
fools joke DD ? Who would eat this ? Kiki :/

Cynthia said...

Do you think Jamie Oliver just booked his return ticket back to the UK?

Anonymous said...

Call me evil...but it looks good!

Race said...

yeah, never.

Anonymous said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww....GAK!

Daphne

Anonymous said...

Left over Chicken Kiev!.

I could see this meal materializing after emptying a tray from the fridge.

Jarhead

Anonymous said...

Jarhead.....

I think most of us here visualize you as a nice snack..... :)

Thevisionarybutterfly said...

I just had a heart attack looking at that thing...eeeww!

MuserMommyinPA said...

Wow is all I can say about the last comment. Athough the more you are here and the more I read from you Jarhead, the more I agree!

My thought on the sandwich was if they went that far then where are the onion rings?!

Ella said...

Heck why not just cut to the chase & sell Dixie cups of the grease to drink.

Anonymous said...

No bread huh? Thats packed with breading! Probably much more than a bun would be. This is awful. I am truly surprised they don't hawk a side of gravy to dunk it in! Oh wait, I bet they did! Giant chicken nuggets, that part is bad enough. Gawd, West Virgina will love this one! Makes me gag.
rox

Kiki ;) it's been a while ... said...

Enrique :) hello ! Well that must be some
fully stocked refridgerator you have there ?!
Hey now ! I think I will just stick to my lil
tin of freshly roasted & lightly salted
macadamia nuts if I get a snack attack.
Btw how are you doing nowadays ?
Did you get the underwater seascapes I sent
you two of them. My friend David shot those.
We can talk about everything on. ATB. -Kiki ;)

Anonymous said...

that pic makes me want to puke

Anonymous said...

Cant see sheep I think that's what they call their
gravy so it already for sale ! :) kiki lol


Visionary butterfly :) LOL !!! -kiki :)

Kiki - message for crabbie said...

Crabbie s site has deleted all comments
it's something new. Has anyone been there
today and found you cannot post on his blog ?
Just wondering ? What's going on ? Kiki

Dan Zinski said...

Put in a new comment system to deal with the spam freak who's trying to get my site deleted by making Blogger think it's porn. It's importing all the old comments now. Don't know how long that will take.

Linda said...

I'm on my way out the door, to see if our local KFC has them! That kinda makes you sick, just to look at them. Pray tell, what was the 'krispy kreme burger' all about?

escrow said...

Swear to god Paula Deen made a burger sandwiched between 2 donuts. I had only heard about over at foodnetworkhumor.com but saw it for real the other day. And she really did lick her fingers before handing the burger to her guest.

NaughtyNancy said...

Krispy Kreme donuts with a burger between the two donuts. I like a KK once in a blue moon and I like a little fried chicken from time to time but neither of those two ill thought out fast food items would pass my lips as the look like they'd taste horrid. Next to the dixie cup of grease they might as well hand out cups of sugar and salt for a balanced meal in those places. As America grows more and more obese I'm not surprised to see these crappy items offered. Line up troughs and go for it folks.

Anonymous said...

Thanks crabbie :) kiki

Anonymous said...

Just looking at that pic makes my arteries feel clogged.

Unknown said...

Ew that's gross. I like deep fried stuff every once in a while. But that's just plain disgusting.

Bayou Jane said...

I like salt, but that seems like it would be way too salty to eat.

And I saw the donut burger on one of the food shows where they go to different places---the guy that takes all the food challenges. We are known to eat anything in the south---but that was just plain gross.

As a side note...I have laryngitis.
Doc told me not to sing or yell. I have totally lost my voice. I can't yell. (Never could sing!)Have you ever been in a class full of 7th graders when you can't talk? He looked at me with a "Boy, you are screwed look" and I gave him the "No shit, Sherlock" look.

Jarhead...looks like you've made another heart flutter! You can't keep that up. You'll just have to grow a mean side. Or start a fan club. I thought I would start a Crabbie Fan Club, but he doesn't comment often enough for me to play with.

Kiki :) nice to see you back Jane :) said...

Hi Jane sorry about your voice.
In a few hours it will be your birthday so
if I may wish you an early

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!! Xoxo Kiki :)

Bayou Jane said...

Kiki...Thank's. It's my first. My sister usually calles me BRIGHT and EARLY in the morning, But since I can't talk, she will just have to accept me beatting on the phone will a spoon. For some reason, I'm pretty sure she will know it was me. I have to go back into the "Lions Den" tomorrow and they won't even let me bring in a whip and a chair! Those kids are going to eat me alive.

Ella said...

LOL Kiki!!!

@Bayou Jane hope you're feeling better soon & happy birthday to you!!!

miss tia said...

happy birthday bayou jane!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Bayou Jane! Hope you feel better.

Jarhead

Bayou Jane said...

Thanks everyone! Decided to play hooky today. Just couldn't face the madden crowd.

I'm going to lay in bed and read, watch TV (or not), eat, and sleep. In any order that pleases me. And I will feel guilty all day because I'm not at work where I should be. But I'll get over that!

Kiki :) you're the boss applesauce ! said...

Good for you birthday girl !!!!!
I think u deserve it a day to yourself to do as
lil as possible. N-joy your day !!!!! Xo -kiki :)

Kiki :) you're the boss applesauce ! said...

Good for you birthday girl !!!!!
I think u deserve it a day to yourself to do as
lil as possible. N-joy your day !!!!! Xo -kiki :)

Kiki :) it's been a while ... said...

Enrique :) hello & how are doing ? - Kiki :)

Anonymous said...

Kiki & Jarhead sittin' in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G...LOL!!!
You guys are having a bit of a sexting thing going on here. This is a respectable site, a-hem...just keep it clean!
rox

Heidi said...

Ewwww.

Those krispy kreme burgers are made at some baseball field someplace. I saw it on tv. They slice one donut in half, put them on the grill to warm them. Burgers go into the center.

Since we have gotten a Popeyes in our city, nobody really goes to KFC anymore..hehe

Anonymous said...

Hi Pat, I look forward to your planting this year; however minimalist you choose to make it.

Hi kiki,

Servers are being audited so I keep to just a little net stuff, but the emails are gonna get re routed so I'm off gmail for a while.

A friend baked a chocolate cake and her brother is bringing crawfish and BEER!, so in about four hours I'll be in hog heaven. Happy to have the nerds get cross-eyed in a cramped cold room.
I finished Crime and Punishment last week and really liked the epilogue. Almost made me want to read it again as usually happens when you finish a good book.

Have you read The Stranger by Albert Camus?-very similar to C+P, except 400 pages shorter.


Hi Rox, are you feeling better?.


Jarhead

Dirty Disher said...

Thanks Jar, I'll look for that.

Ella said...

Way to go Bayou Jane, everyone should be allowed to have their birthday off to spend it however they wish. Have a good one! :)

Kiki :) oh boy chocolate cake ! said...

Rox :) ? What the heck ?! We are only
friends discussing books , photography,
etc like u and I the other day with the movies.
Come onnnnnn... I don't kiss trees ??? Kiki :)

Hi Enrique :)
I was just saying hello. I thought that the nerd
squad was still on the job.
So nice of your friends to bake a chocolate cake
have a piece in Janes honour today is her 60th
birthday. She would love the crawfish too i garontee!
If the nerd squad loses those photos taken on
a dive I sent you let me know & I can re send them.
They are in the cayman islands / stingray city.
Hmmmmm maybe I should send them to DD and
she can post them ? Just a thot ? That might
quell the imaginations on the blog as to all
these covert emails and secret messages !!!
Hahaha lol ;) my goodness it's all toooo much !
Glad to hear / read that your happy my friend.
Or to put it in other words oink oink oink !!! lol :-))
Have a nice lunch with your friends Enrique :)
ATB & KIT we can talk after the audit ends. - Kiki :)

Kiki :) oh boy chocolate cake ! said...

Rox :) ? What the heck ?! We are only
friends discussing books , photography,
etc like u and I the other day with the movies.
Come onnnnnn... I don't kiss trees ??? Kiki :)

Hi Enrique :)
I was just saying hello. I thought that the nerd
squad was still on the job.
So nice of your friends to bake a chocolate cake
have a piece in Janes honour today is her 60th
birthday. She would love the crawfish too i garontee!
If the nerd squad loses those photos taken on
a dive I sent you let me know & I can re send them.
They are in the cayman islands / stingray city.
Hmmmmm maybe I should send them to DD and
she can post them ? Just a thot ? That might
quell the imaginations on the blog as to all
these covert emails and secret messages !!!
Hahaha lol ;) my goodness it's all toooo much !
Glad to hear / read that your happy my friend.
Or to put it in other words oink oink oink !!! lol :-))
Have a nice lunch with your friends Enrique :)
ATB & KIT we can talk after the audit ends. - Kiki :)

Kiki :) yes I have read it thank you said...

Enrique I just checked my library and I
have the book in it's first form. It's wrtten in
French. I have it here right now with me.
L'Entranger il est ici avec moi maintnent.
Albert Camus charachter Meursault is based
on himself. Did you know that they are both
PIED NOIR DES LES ALGIERS FRANCAISE
black feet from French Algiers colonialists.
I've read it and I found it in the section of my
library I classify under Existentialism catagory
20th century modern philosphy. Camus resides
next to your pal Fyodor Dostoevsky he's in good
company on the shelf beside Plato,Hume & Locke.
I have a love of books.Gutenburgs printing press is
1of the revolutionary inventions of the 15th century!
Imagine a world without books ?! Oh my that would
be hell on earth for us. Perish the thought ! I did
read it in French thank you for recommending it and
we can speak about it privately so that DD can read it
without us further revealing the contents. It's only
a matter of days and I'm sure your communication
situation will be resolved. ATB & KIT - Kiki :)