Saturday, April 3, 2010

King Curtis on Wife Swap



The unfortunate "new mom" finds out what happens when she dares to take Curtis's chicken nuggets away. He's only seven??

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

don't let the door hit ya on the way out!

Dan Zinski said...

I don't need to watch that. I already know children are hideous.

Noelle said...

What is the matter with her an 8 year old runs this house. HA ha...

to bad it has to be all about food. looks like he could skip the snack session.

Anonymous said...

He sure looked tough walking down the driveway with his mini-kiddie rolling bag.

Beth

escrow said...

This is what happens when parents aren't allowed to beat their spawn.

A-Gran said...

I guess I'm the only one who thinks the kid is alright. He wants something and he stated his point clearly and properly. He didn't scream, call names, or hit anybody he just packed up his little suitcase and said they'd never see his face again. I actually thought it was kind of cute.

Does the kid need to be on a diet? Hell yeah, but packing up all the snack foods without discussing it is kind of a dick move and she couldn't expect cooperation from her aggressive behavior.

You go, Bacon Boy!

Casper said...

I hope they let him keep walking. He needed the exercise. He's evidently used to getting his way, that's for sure.

Sorry, I think he needs a lesson in respect. You gotta give it to get it. He's way too young to be speaking to an adult like that.

LOL @ Crabbie and escrow.

Frimmy said...

I'm totally with Tonya. He stated his case without being obnoxious or abusive to Joy. He didn't like what was happening but he endured it until he could endure no more. "I keep losing at deals and I don't want to make a deal anymore". ahaha!

Yep the family could have been eating better and yes they could use some exercise but going in and changing his whole way of life for one wife swap term is too much. That's a sure way to provoke a mutiny. (which makes for way better ratings) Big changes require baby steps.

Anyway there are some things that are not up for negotiation and bacon is one of them. Bacon is better than true love as the very wise oatmeal.com says. "True love happens once in a life time, bacon can happen seven times a day if you want".

Anonymous said...

I'm fat and happy just like King Curtis!

Anonymous said...

So, where do you think he learned to act like that...I bet there wasn't an original word in his mouth!

It was funny to watch, but kinda sad too. I understand that she's not his real mommy. And I didn't see the program, so I could be way off. But, good grief, can you imagine him in 10 years.

Anyone know what his dad had to say? I'm curious.

Thevisionarybutterfly said...

I think he is cute and rude at the same time. Hopefully encouraged to behave this way just for tv otherwise in need of discipline and absolutely no bacon lol.

four said...

Best line ever delivered by a seven year old "....like she's the queen and we're all the sorry people...." Oh my, bright little thing. What they do to families to make entertainment.

Anonymous said...

Oh, lookee there. Another woman-hating inbred redneck jerkoff in the making. I'd kick his fat little ass from here to Christmas.

Cynthia said...

OMG - I'm laughing but I'd totally take that little neck-wagging twerp over my knee.
Add another 20 years onto him and you've got a full-fledged redneck Bubba, scratching his privates and sucking back a brew.
If this is his 7 year-old primal reaction to his bacon being tossed, God help any woman dumb enough to hitch up with the adult him.

Anonymous said...

Keep abortion legal.

Linda said...

Anon, I think the dad backed the 'mom' up. I'm w/Tonya and Frimmy...I thought he had raised good points in his 'argument'...teehee.

laurajean said...

Check out the Fowler/Long (?) episode, I think it will be sure to get anyone's panties in a tangle.

A-Gran said...

Anonymous said...

Oh, lookee there. Another woman-hating inbred redneck jerkoff in the making. I'd kick his fat little ass from here to Christmas.
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The eight year old made a better argument than this and with fewer insults.

Christina said...

I hate it when kids are considered "precocious" and make rude or obnoxious remarks that are passed off as humor, but I really don't think this is like that. He did just state his arguments against what she was doing, from his heart. He did it the best way he knew how, without being really insulting to anyone.

Race said...

he's gonna get his own show, wait and see....

A-Gran said...

@ Christina, he really did word his argument well, didn't he? I really don't see why people see this kid and label him as a brat. If he were my son I would be proud of him for being so eloquent. Why do people think that children need to shut up and do whatever adults tell them to do? This kid has a right to his opinion and they should have sat him down, explained the situation to him, and begun making smaller changes. If somebody came into my house and just randomly threw shit away I'd be pissed too. As would my kid.... who would probably tell you off too. Just because you're an adult doesn't mean you have the right to treat children like their opinion doesn't matter. I learned a lot from my son when he was that age by shutting up and listening to him.

Anonymous said...

I'm amazed at his vocabulary and the way he puts his thoughts into words. I get all pissed off and then I can't speak to save my life.