I eagerly awaited last nights episode of the Real Housewives Of NYC because the previews looked full of drama..but, I was let down. There was a lot of catty gossip and I found myself taking a pee break when Jill, the Countess and Sonja Old Money were tearing apart Bethenny's appearance due to her unannounced pregnancy. Perez Hilton robbed Bethenny of "her moment" by scooping the story. And he did, and he's, in Bethenny's words, a termite and a cockroach. But, the other housewives would give their crooked left titties to party with him and he got a scoop, so whatever.*
Sonja Old Money decided to have lipo on her tummy and went to see a surgeon. The problem, for me, was that there isn't any problem. No shit, she has a great stomach. What's the doctor gonna do, charge her a half a mil to suck out an ounce of fat? She has head problems..and she needs a nose job.
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The best part of the show was when the CountLess went to visit Sonja Old Money and Sonja had to go out and buy coffee to serve because the maid had taken a day off. Sonja Old Money has never learned how to operate something as complicated as her own coffee pot. She probably has no idea where her kitchen is located. She also has never been forced to learn English garden poop patrol and the CountLess stepped in a pile of dog shit. Dogs hate LuAnn. Can you blame them?
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I think the dogs on this show are the real stars..all they do is poop and fart on everybody.
they need to a REAL housewife show....not these fake fucking people who know jackshit about reality....
or how about they follow the maids in rich bitch's houses??
and i bet that was the first scoop perez hilton has had in years....
You guys kill me that you actually watch this stuff!! LOL...do you think it's real? How can it be? Don't they select the cast & then make up story lines, because I am doubting these women knew each other before doing this show. They are thrown together and told what to say and it's called "Reality"...I will never believe it's real. It's as real as The Hills. It's more like a Soap, like Secret Storm or Santa Barbara...I'm old. Those are the only 2 references I could think of that kinda fit this occasion. Fake!!! But if you guys enjoy it, thats great! Get a laugh from it at least. Can't blame you. You all talk & discuss this the way we used to talk about & discuss "Dallas"...now that was a show!! Never missed 1 episode!
rox
Making fun of my TV choices and saying the NYC gals aren't real is going to get you in trouble. You are now off the list of those invited to my cocktails and house dog psychic party.
LOL@ DD!!! You know I love you girl! xoxo
rox
did anyone else notice that the coffee cups were empty? they way she was slinging them around they would've spilt all over, plus the camera got a shot at one point of the inside of empty coffee cups.
baaaad acting
-biz
wow biz...u have an eye for details. It just proves its fake-o. No, I forgot, it's real. DD likes it that way! LOL...
I'd call Perez a dick but that would give him more dick than he deserves and all the dick he'll ever have. I hope he and Lady Gaga get married and remove themselves from the gene pool...oh wait...Perez is gay so the gene pool is safe-ish.
I was a little disappointed with last night's show, too. Alex's "message" was a bust. Her delivery sucked. I found a good websight www.hubpages.com. There is a column called I hate Jill Zarin, it's pretty funny and there's some good inside info.
Hey Biz!! How are you feeling? And how's the little Bean?
Forgot to add...I'm in heaven right now. There is an NCIS marathon on right now. I like Abby and Ziva!!
Hi BJ, we're all doing well. About 8 weeks left, we're in the final stretch!
It's supposed to be 90 today, thinking about going to buy a new patio set and some water things for Sam so we have no excuse to not be outside all weekend.
Hope ya'll have great weather & weekends too :)
- Biz
Biz...that's good to hear. I'd love to see pics of Sammie and her water toys! I can't believe it's so hot up there. That would make us wilt down here. We have had a hot, tropical wind blowing in from the gulf for about 3 days now. (Pushing all that oil in faster---a giant mess!)
Take care of yourself and the Bean!
Any ideas as to a name yet?
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