Saturday, April 10, 2010

Police Women of Broward County


TLC has this show on and I don't watch it much, but, every once in awhile I catch it and I know I'll be kicked for this..but, I think they kinna suck. I mean, they're so hardcore and bossy it seems like they went into police work because they get off on power. It seems to be all about how hard ass these chicks are. The blond frizzy haired chick always plays a hooker to catch johns soliciting prostitutes and I'm not sure how that's even important to anyone. They aren't busting any child porn rings, these are just horny dudes, so who really cares? The other night one of them admitted they spent 5 days working on a warrant case involving some guy who'd been busted for smoking pot and they "just knew" he was smoking pot again. When they finally busted him, he came to the door and he was just some chubby stoner smoking pot in his own living room. How does that endanger anyone? And how do you justify using all that manpower and resources to get that guy? He wasn't a dealer, he wasn't violent..he was just stoned. So the policewoman called that "a job well done" and said she felt good about her job after cases like that. I thought it was weird. She said he didn't smoke pot around his kid (the kid wasn't there) but, when the kid visits, it's still got to be in the air, so she saved the kid. And I was like, wtf? Then they let a shoplifter go on home with no charges because he was drunk and didn't mean any harm. Too bad they couldn't throw him on the ground, taze him and verbally assault him..that's when you see their good side. Woman power, right? Yuk.

31 comments:

escrow said...

It's another dumb scripted "reality" show". Say that three times in a row. K?

Anonymous said...

I would hate to see any of them come across a violent man that refused to be arrested.

The golden rule ladies is "cause and effect"--;

1. You snap kick his nuts as he comes in close- that's the cause.

2. He slumps to the ground and nurses ruptured testicles--that's effect.

The body can take a lot of punishment in most areas (look at boxers), but vital areas like the testicles, ears, eyes, liver and kidneys can cause you to involuntarily collapse. Boxers get knocked out by one good body blow.

If you find yourself in a fight for your life; target your focus on those vulnerable areas and go berserk , tearing, scratching and stomping. It won't take much for the assailant to panic once the victim resists effectively.


Jarhead

Anonymous said...

I agree with you DD. I watched it once and turned it off, they are all just a buncha beotches

Maureen said...

Thanks for the tips, Jarhead. Hope I never have to use them.
I know now that I won't turn this show on. I can't stand police "brutality" and these chicks sound like they like to throw their authority around a little too much for my taste.

Dirty Disher said...

Great advice Jarhead. I also learned when I worked at a prison to get on the floor and "punch" with your feet and legs as they come at you. There's also a lot to be said for talking bullshit out your ass when dealing with a psycho. Sadly I did have to use that one once until I could be rescued. It was scary.

Anonymous said...

Yes Pat, getting on your back and kicking at the assailants knees and nuts is a good idea, especially if you are able to bend his knee back and break it. It takes very little pressure to hurt the knee. Keep the kicks low to avoid getting your foot caught.

Once you get proficient at finding vulnerable targets on the body, the idea is to "fight by braille", and grab any extremity, cause major tissue and joint damage and escape without delay.

Very brave of you to talk your way out and buy time. Love to read it when you feel like telling.

Jarhead

Kiki :) they act like Divas not cops said...

Enrique :)
hello & thanks for the good advice.
What about a blunt side slap in the
front of the throat (windpipe/larynx area)? Kiki

DD I've seen this a few times it's over the
top. They are in south Florida Broward county
area that runs from Weston-Davie mostly
farm area to the Ft Lauderdale Hollywood
beach east. They try too hard to make it seem
like it's Compton / So Cal or the hoods of Detroit.
A lot of argy bargy over nought IMO. Kiki

Kiki :) they act like Divas not cops said...

Enrique :)
hello & thanks for the good advice.
What about a blunt side slap in the
front of the throat (windpipe/larynx area)? Kiki

DD I've seen this a few times it's over the
top. They are in south Florida Broward county
area that runs from Weston-Davie mostly
farm area to the Ft Lauderdale Hollywood
beach east. They try too hard to make it seem
like it's Compton / So Cal or the hoods of Detroit.
A lot of argy bargy over nought IMO. Kiki

Kiki Warning to all females! said...

My dad taught me a fierce couple of tips
a female with long fingernails could use.
Dad was with the Irish Garda ( police) and
since he had only daughters he was most
concerned for our personal safety. Ok these
are the tips ( they are rather wicked & fierce)
- use the tip of the thumbnail to insert into
the jugular artery to severe it as you cup
your hand around the side of the attackers
neck.
- the blunt force strike to the windpipe/ front throat.
- a sharp fingernail can rip into the eye area
and gouge it out or at least incapacitate him.
-cut into the wrist ( pulse area ) the thin skin
is penetrable by a sharp fingernail and can cause
major blood loss as the jugular vein in the neck.
-basically just scratch / claw/ rip / into the assailant
if u have to do it and it saves your life / let's u
get away from him it's a better outcome.
Dad says that he got these fierce ideas for
a defence for women from the deceased victims
having little or no DNA left under their fingernails
that would identify their attackers. I hope u
never need to use this info but I'd rather still know
about it in case I'm ever in a percarious position.
This is a safety issue all women should know. Kiki

Anonymous said...

I have to say, I have often thought that sometimes these "officers" are too calm and understanding. I can't stand that frizzy haired bitch. Doesn't she know how ridiculous she looks?

Now, I absolutely can't stand the Police Women of Maricopa County. That is a group of REAL bitches.
I saw one episode what this chick was pissed and threw her keys on the ground. That weinie bitch of a cop was screaming "OMG you could have hit me! You're under arrest! You could have hit me" like a real bitch. The male cop is standing there repeating "Unbeleiveable" over and over and over like it was the most amazing thing he'd seen in his LIFE.

Anonymous said...

Hi kiki,

Those are all great tips your Dad gave you, and it's what I meant by "fighting by braille", where your fingers flow from eyes to head and to other vital areas. I'll be able to login at work Monday, so I'll check my email then. Bye.

Jarhead

Kiki : ) said...

Thanks Enrique yes my dad has seen alot
on the Garda he's retired now but still sharp.
Your term "fighting by Braille" is good advice
too my friend. ATB & KIT. Goodbye : ) Kiki

Dirty Disher said...

I think all the tips are good and something we all should know, but, when you know you're outgunned and not gonna win..sometimes it's better not to piss them off more. You know? I think I will do a post on the prison experience.

Lauren said...

I can't stand female police officers. They always seem to have a major attitude and take their authority much too seriously. It seems like most male police officers are a little more easy going - I said most - not all.

I know it's tough for a woman to be successful and thrive in a male dominated field. But they don't do themselves any favors by taking themselves too seriously and being super-bitches with guns.

Thanks for letting me rant.

Dirty Disher said...

On that show, you see the chicks being all hard ass and throwing guys down and cuffing them, but, they always have male back up.

Alison said...

I hate people who get into any kind of police or security work just to abuse their power. Airport security people are THE WORST, always pulling people aside for having a Q-tip in their baggage or some shit like that, and then hassling them and acting like they are going to get arrested. Border guards are bad too. I understand their job is to protect people there are some of them who go waayy overboard, and it's absolutely obvious.

Anonymous said...

I couldn't agree more DD. They're just as stupid as any roid-raging male cop. Not all cops are bad or stupid but all cops do have one thing in common - the dangers of the average beat cops's job is greatly exaggerated. Once in a blue moon yes cops will come up against a real dangerous looney or really desperate criminal, and tragic things happen. But usually it's the people they bust who end up crippled, maimed or dead. Not the other way around.

As for busting a guy for smoking pot, that is the stupidest and most tragic waste of human life and resources ever known to man. Pot is not dangerous, far from it. Period. Most people know it including lawmakers and politicians. The whole drug war is bullshit, it is failed and the only reason it goes on is the lack of political will to do the right thing. That and corruption among officials including cops who benefit from the status quo.

Anonymous said...

The main reason pot is not decriminalized
is to do with the big drug conglomurates
not being able to patent the plant species.
Watch a movie called THE UNION. -Kiki

Bayou Jane said...

Anon...you are wrong about thinking that the average beat cop doesn't face danger everyday. A large number of people out there dislike cops just because they wear a uniform. The danger is always present---it's just the roll of the dice for the day. I had a very good friend's son that was shot backing up another cop on a very routine stop. Something very minor turned into his death because the person stopped didn't want to be. It was that simple. He was what you would call a good cop. Gave more warnings than tickets, stopped to help anyone he saw needing help--even old lady's putting groceries in their car, got along with everyone (most of the people he arrested got along very well with him) and was just an all around good person. He always said he felt safe. He wasn't. Police do put their lives on the line every day. Even school crossing gaurds are not safe anymore. Times have changed.
I do agree it's rediculous to bust someone for a joint but that still happens--usually it's used to try to find the dealer--that doesn't happen very often.
Kiki I agree with you about the reason pot is not decriminalized.
I've also realized that I never want to get in a cat fight with you! But I sure would want to have you at my back!

Thevisionarybutterfly said...

I've never seen the show. Of course I've seen the billboards around town. I did catch a commercial for the show once and love how they exploit the poor black people in the ghetto. Disgusting.

Ella said...

I agree, they're power tripping. A little too diva. TLC has become the freak/ side show network. Got some weird messed up family, go to TLC they'll turn in into a show.

I saw the pot smoking one, that was nuts, all that money to get one guy. Pablo Escobar he ain't.

Jarhead I'm loving you're posts! I learn something new everyday here. :)

Holy Smokes Kiki you're dad really knows his stuff.

Anonymous said...

No sorry Bayou Jane, but most beat cops never face little to no real danger during their workday. Their jobs rank lower on the list for danger than jobs like garbage collecting, fishing, construction, things like that.

You don't have to take my word for it, look it up.

I'm sorry one of your friends was killed but it's really quite rare. But the simple truth is, being a cop attracts a certain power-tripping type. It has nothing to do with the uniform, and everything to do with how they abuse their authority. Cops are paid to face whatever danger appears but civilians are not paid to have the shit kicked out of them by cops and to be charged and have their lives ruined for no reason like the pot smoking guy.

Cops present more danger to the average person than the average person presents to cops. There's no way to sugar-coat it I'm afraid.

Kiki :) I gotcha back ! said...

Jane Im already there standing behind
you my friend :) I garontee ! xoxo Kiki :)

Kiki :) said...

Can't see sheep
hi there well he is an olde Irish policeman.
Like I said he's still quite sharp! - Kiki :)

Peg said...

That frizzy haired 1980's looking bitch is so irritating. Funny how she doesn't really have to change her look to appear to be a hooker. The only thing that shows me is how desperate some men are, to try and pick her up.

That short little blonde really grates my nerves. She thinks she is sooooo tough. I swear she straps one on before she goes to work. She probably spits and scratches herself too.

"We're female, but we're tough and sexy."

Bayou Jane said...

Anon...sounds like you read a lot, but do you have any first hand knowledge? In most areas, cops won't bother you if you're not doing something wrong. Sounds like you might have had a few run ins yourself. I will agree with you that some cops go too far. But faced with someone breaking a law and their job is to follow that law, what should they do ignore the rules? Just like any job, you have good and bad employees. You get what you pay for---and cops don't get paid much. Those that do it because they want to help are the good ones. Those that do it because they wnat the authority and the power, are not.
It's really not worth the argument if you're not willing to see both sides of the issue. It's the same with any post of authority. I think a lot of laws are stupid, but if you don't like them, do something about them. Don't curse the messenger.
And Anon, you have a name, why don't you use it? None of us on this site agree about everything. But we do agree that everyone should have the right to voice their opinions. That's what makes this site so interesting!!! And fun!

This is how I feel today---tomorrow could be totally different!

Nattie said...

I only saw it once and I completely agree with you. It was embarrassing to see them flaunt their power, then mock the bad guys to the camera afterward. Pathetic.

Linda said...

I worked for several women in my career, they're bitches!! Guess it's that whole I gotta keep up with the big boys, or some such! Most guys, if they're cool, are really laid back. I HATE working for women, but one of them, I hated working for her, and I hated her. She was a tiny thing, 4'11" and no more than 98lbs. and she was mean as a junk yard dog! Cold as ice! It wasn't hard to figure out why her husband was running around on her.

Anonymous said...

Busted looking old blonde broad. Dang. I saw the previews for this. Not interested in a bunch of women cops. I hate cops(around here)...long story, and women acting tough totally turns me off. Won't be watching.
rox

Heidi said...

Jarhead and pat are correct. You cannot be a delicate flower when somebody is coming at you. If you end up being too close to a male assailant, you grab his nuts and twist and squeeze them with all your might. That saved my ass once.
motherfucker!
Gotta think of yourself first.
They will have to have a weapon because they will not stop me.

Bayou Jane said...

Linda...you know MY boss!! I do agree. It is easier to work for a man. A women in authority is always trying to prove her worth. (If I were in that position, I might be the same way. I would like to think that I wouldn't be like that, but you never know.) Pile the "yes girls" clique and the small statue "Napoleon" complex on top of the agressive authority figure and you have mu (our) boss.