Last night I was laughing, for a change, as hoity toity Jill Zarin cleaned up dog shit. It seems darling Ginger has some kind of terrible phobia about veterinarians and after she ate Jill's matzo chicken soup (Which Jill's mother can't own apparently) she was feeling poorly. So Jill found a doctor who makes high rise apartment calls and a fleet of people came to see little Ginger. Ginger was coaxed out from under Jill's $100,000 dollar bed and brought into her newly decorated living room where she took one look at all those people and promptly started to shit everywhere. Jill grabbed Ginger and the shit was still coming. It ended up on the floor, the carpet, the people, towels and the $40,000 dollar (I'm assuming) sofa..which if you asked me, improved the looks of the Zarin custom fabric. Does this mean Jill has to redecorate? If so, I hope she hires a decorator who doesn't hate her snotty ass like the last one obviously did. Luckily, the doctors assistants shit covered shoes were cheap plastic..Jill was quick to point that out. I had no idea that kind of dog could shit that much. Last week, Ginger crawled in bed with the Countess and farted on her. Apparently, Ginger farts require fumigation. And I started to love Ginger. I like her even more now. She knows how to fling shit on the maids day off. Clever girl.
Friday, April 23, 2010
Shit happens
Last night I was laughing, for a change, as hoity toity Jill Zarin cleaned up dog shit. It seems darling Ginger has some kind of terrible phobia about veterinarians and after she ate Jill's matzo chicken soup (Which Jill's mother can't own apparently) she was feeling poorly. So Jill found a doctor who makes high rise apartment calls and a fleet of people came to see little Ginger. Ginger was coaxed out from under Jill's $100,000 dollar bed and brought into her newly decorated living room where she took one look at all those people and promptly started to shit everywhere. Jill grabbed Ginger and the shit was still coming. It ended up on the floor, the carpet, the people, towels and the $40,000 dollar (I'm assuming) sofa..which if you asked me, improved the looks of the Zarin custom fabric. Does this mean Jill has to redecorate? If so, I hope she hires a decorator who doesn't hate her snotty ass like the last one obviously did. Luckily, the doctors assistants shit covered shoes were cheap plastic..Jill was quick to point that out. I had no idea that kind of dog could shit that much. Last week, Ginger crawled in bed with the Countess and farted on her. Apparently, Ginger farts require fumigation. And I started to love Ginger. I like her even more now. She knows how to fling shit on the maids day off. Clever girl.
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Yes that is funny, but only because it happened to JILLLLLL ZAAAAARIN. If it'd been I would've been pissed and mortified. But then my dog would've done it @ the Vet's office instead of my house, so maybe it wouldn't have been that bad.
I haven't watched last nights yet, but every episode I dislike Jill and see right through Bethany more and more.
I didn't see it last night but I have to now. That is hysterical. Poor Ginger.
Did you hear that Jill got caught reviewing her own book on Amazon under several aliases? LMAO! I think her book sales are only slightly worse than Gosselin's latest POS (who pays people to review her book there).
The book, the book, the book! If Jill Zarin says The Book one more time, I hope Ginger shits on HER.
Casper a pretentious yenta like Jill and a
narcisisstic Clydesdale clomper like kHate !
Both of them should be bff if they ever meet
watch out the world will end ! Phoney! Kiki :)
who is jill zarin?
NYC Housewife..rich, pretentious, snotty, mean and has a horrid Bronx accent. You HAVE to watch that show, Tia. I would love your take on it.
Just watched it. Has it ever been mentioned that Bethenny looks like a real life characature? Maybe her features are a little exaggerated bc of the pregnancy but it's something I've always noticed.
-Biz
Just watched it. Has it ever been mentioned that Bethenny looks like a real life characature? Maybe her features are a little exaggerated bc of the pregnancy but it's something I've always noticed.
-Biz
Yucky! Poor doggy!
Biz ita it's her square jaw the corners of her
sharp angled face. David Gilmour of poto
does a great likeness of her he's very talented !
You should see his bugg eyed Ramona !!!
Miss Tia u don't watch the house ho s
oh my u must start and review the show on
your live journal that would be killer !
Kiki :)
DD I just read the title of this post
shit happens
roflmao !!!
So apropo !!!
Lol
and for it to happen to a bitch like Jill no less.
Lol
it's too funny !
Kiki :-)))
well i don't have cable and the only thing i watch online is southpark.....(FREE EPISODE #201 comedy central!!!).....just reading about all this 'real' housewives shit just boggles my mind....those women are no where NEAR a real housewife...how about a show with REAL housewives juggling jobs, kids, housework, etc???
it seems like chihuahuas love to piss and shit in the house. I've had 3 separate friends complain about it.
Last night's show wasn't as good as I thought it would be. It was funn ywhen the dog pooped everywhere. Jill certainly overdoses us with the book crap. You couldn't give me that book to read. Who would take advice from Jill and her strange mother?
Jill Zarin is a piece of shit, but who can blame her--look at her mother! She's the type of old bitter bitch that somehow knows exactly who is vulnerable and how to make them cry under the guise of "advice." I HATE HATE HATE people like her. Mind your own business you lonely nasty hag.
It's on Hulu, Tia.
Loooooving Ginger. Poor little thing; she can't even have diarrhea without it making TV.
Don't like Jill. She IS like a mean girl in HS, isn't she?
I think Bethanny's features will soften up as her pregnancy goes on. Hard to believe that nice guy is really in love with her, but ya just never know.
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