That two slicer will come in handy when he's making breakfast for his eight kids. Jon packed all his freebie Ed Hardy shirts in garbage bags and moved off his brothers sofa and into an apartment he can't afford..just until he finds another fame whore..err, girlfriend to support him. I dunno, but, now that word's out about his tiny penis and giant child support he may have to start trolling nursing homes.*
Kate shops for toys because everyone knows you can distract children with plastic while you make your next get away to NYC or Hollywood. The nanny can pass the toys out.
Kate shops for toys because everyone knows you can distract children with plastic while you make your next get away to NYC or Hollywood. The nanny can pass the toys out.
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Meanwhile a judge has ordered both Hate and Jon to complete a three hour parenting class for divorced parents. Yep, three hours should clear this all up for the kiddies. Good to know they're doin' the right thing. Personally, I think the two slice toaster says it all.
Meanwhile a judge has ordered both Hate and Jon to complete a three hour parenting class for divorced parents. Yep, three hours should clear this all up for the kiddies. Good to know they're doin' the right thing. Personally, I think the two slice toaster says it all.
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Why would he need a larger toaster? Thats all I have. A 2 slice wide slot toaster. I cannot stand this guy but the toaster is not significant to me, or I just dont get it! Which is probably what it is!! Gawd, Does he have a mohawk? I heard he turned down DWTS for $500,000!!!!!! He said he didnt wanna wear tights and feathers. Thats BS! He would so!! Lies, I tell you! All lies!!! He loves wearing tights and feathers!!
rox
Isn't the tups Bday coming up soon? Maybe im wrong. Ah who cares really. Its probably just to replace all the broken crap in the house.
Jon acting like he is SOOO poor. Oh poor jon moving in his own place.
So enough these 2 Will be back together on Kate's New show. Fighting and bickering once again. More Drama just to keep them in the lime light of things.
When will it be over with???
Ciggys are $8 a pack in the Northeast (up to $10 in NYC)..if he is so poor, he needs to switch to generics.
Gotta send Kate every penny.
I am so over these two and even the kids. I feel sorry for the kids but there is nothing that can be done.
I would rather enjoy my little life without them in it.
I still will snark once in awhile because that is what you do when you are getting over an addiction.
LOL
Looks like he smokes Newports? I used to be more aware of brands. I haven't smoked in over 30 yrs but I still know what the brands are! Yea, ciggys cost a fortune and are so bad for you. But if he can turn down half a mil, then he must be doing ok!! I think DWTS actually requires lots of physical work, something he refuses to do. Regardless of the money. LOSER!!!
rox
That's a sweet toaster.
now y'all know those kids could not each have their own piece of toast!! they make 2 pieces of toast and cut each piece into 4 pieces and viola! 8 little pieces of toast....breakfast for all the kids!! serve on paper towel....
I can't remember what episode it was but I saw that same blue pack of cigs. It was a very quick shot and it was laying on the TV stand in the basement. Did anyone else see this or was I hallucinating? I'd bet good money that Kate smokes too.
TJMaxx...really? what guy shops there?
Rox, I agree! He would have SO done DWTS if they'd asked. Heck, I'm sure TLC bought him off to stop the custody bid for a lot less than that. He disgusts me. What a lazy ass, sleazy, spineless wimp!
I still don't see why he can't live over the garage. Then he could be with the kids more. She's never home anyway! And I'm pretty sure the kids would like him being there. Has anyone ever thought to ask the kids what they would like? Yes, I know they are children and are too young to make these serious decisions. But I say since it is about them, they should have a say in some things.
And since I don't care for neither Jon nor Kate---forget about what they want!!! Ask the kids!!! They seem as mature as the adults!!
There is no maturity in either of them!
Miss Tia...you forgot "the" grape.
They have to have a rounded breakfast. And if they bring them back to the farm, they can have their milk quota for at least a week.
Kate has to watch their weight. Remember, the camera adds pounds to them and Kate would not let them look like they are too full.
Heaven forbide she should have a child that is a pound over weight.
Nah, those are Parliaments. The same kind Lindsey Lohan and quite a few celebs smoke. The word is they are popular amongst the cocaine crowd because they have a recessed filter. It's suppose to be a good place to put a bump of coke.
Jon's gotten too fat to be doing coke. I wonder what happened to the Marlboros? Not celeb enough for him?
I think Jon will find a way to weasel onto some shitty reality show. Maybe he can gain even more weight and then do "Celebrity Fit Club". There is no way he will either 1) get a real job or 2) learn to live on the cheap. He is used to easy money and he is going to find a way to get it if it kills him.
Looks like Kate was shopping for the kids birthdays. I hope she bought some new bikes for the kids because their little knees are knocking up around the handlebars. But knowing Kate, she's waiting for someone to notice this and send some more free bikes like Ellen did.
God I can't stand this woman!!
What in the hell is she always buying? With five kids, the grocery store trips are understandable, but what in the hell is this terrible witch buying every single day at Target? And how many outfits does one obnoxious woman need from Anne Taylor?
It wouldn't really matter to me at all except that she now has her eight little kids back working for her so that she can spend the money, and that really pisses me off.
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