I've often wondered what to do about those annoying muggers and rapists chasing me, knowing the gun in my purse is virtually useless and also heavy. But, those clever Japanese have invented this lovely skirt that unfurls as a faux Coke machine! Now, muggers with no depth perception will run right past you..tee hee...unless he's thirsty. But, hey what are the odds, right? I'll take two. Does it come in Mt. Dew? I look great in green.
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AND .... uuuuuuh ... how are the sales going? of the skirt not the Coke.
what a stupid idea....like you are running for your life and you have time to unfurl this contraption?? not to mention your shoes are sticking out, it is not lighted and it doesn't look real!
So you have to wear this fugly plastic red skirt on the off chance you might be mugged? Or are you supposed to stop, take it out of your purse and put it on all the while eluding the mugger?
I think someone's been eating way too much raw fish.
Aww and it doesn't come in hello kitty one?
ava's mommy---mariah carey has a deal to exclusively own the special hello kitty cola hide from predators dress...
she uses it when she and nick play hide and go seek....
LOL omg Tia thats a good one.
I've always said the Japenese are strange people. I grew up with a Japanese girl. She had been Americanised (sp?). She grew up in La.. We claimed she was the only Cajun/Japanese mix in the world. But her mother was strange. But it was a good strange.
Miss Tia... from DD's pic a few days ago, I would think Mariah would need a king size sign. Actually, I thought it would make a good beach towel.
Up date on the job situation! I made it through the week without being cut so I'm feeling a lot more secure now! I can go back to rejoicing about the fact that Lil Hitler is moving on to another school!!! We later found out that the principals did not make the picks in this. HR pulled all the unqualified teachers and there seemed to be plenty of them. At one time we were in dire need off teacher's so we were taking graduates in other feilds as long as they were working on adding the education courses they needed. Some of them turned out to be really great teachers. Some of them, not so great. I'm just so happy to keep my job, maybe now I can let go of some of the insecurities that I have been feeling. Sometimes I can be my own worst enemy. Anyone else like that?
What?
Jane, Breathing a sigh of relief for you. And I could be your Sister with my insecurities and all. (I thought I was the one who was their own worst enemy)
Talk about insecurities!!!! One little ache and I develop every disease known to man, maybe I am also crazy!!!
I know what you mean, Jane. I am always sure that security in stores will think I am stealing something. I never have, and don't think I ever would, but I just have that feeling that they would think I would. I also am always certain that I will be picked for whatever bad or negative assignment there is at work. I guess it's just how I'm wired.
Oh wow I know I have all the time in the world to unfurl that contraption while being mugged. Were they on coke when they dreamt this nonsense up. What next, they're going issue it to the troops as urban cammo.
@Ava's Mommy 1:53:00 PM LMAO! No, but she might have that hello kitty vibrator in her purse.
@miss Tia ROFL!!
@Bayou Jane YAY you're not cut!! YAY lil' Hitler is leaving!! And congrats!!!
Hi Jane,
Glad to hear about the job situation getting better.
I agree about being our own worst enemies.
Jarhead
Be gone, lil Hitler!
Kewl for Halloween, I see no practical purpose for this. Maybe for Lets Make A Deal? LOL
You would already have to be wearing it for it to even work a little bit. What idiot mugger is gonna fall for this? It's like a cartton gag. If you are running are you seriously gonna stop and pull this thing on? How could you run in it? It would be a hindrance. So stupid. Good Halloween costume tho!
Coca-Cola allowed this? Thats hard to believe.
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