Saturday, May 1, 2010

Demon spawn

Guntown has acquired some sort of indescribable demon spawn lately (like the regular idiots aren't enough). Yesterday I was trying to work in my flower beds, but, the screaming of children quickly turned my brain to fire and I went inside. I thought, it must be me..no kids can sound that loud. But, I couldn't hear my computer even with the doors and windows shut. Niki had to pee so I let him out on his little chain that's right by my door and I heard "Let's get that little dog!" I jumped up and went out and some boys were stalking my puppy with swords. WTF? They ran down the driveway and were trying to sword fight some fat loud girls and the whole thing turned into a nightmare. I counted 14 kids out there. 4 hellion boys on the corner were the ring leaders. They were actually laying in the street screaming as cars dodged them. Someone finally called the law, but, this went on for hours. The cops pulled up and broke it up and gave them a lecture, but, please. Turns out by the time the cops got several calls and decided they had to check it out, these kids had destroyed the neighborhood. They'd ripped new fruit trees out of the ground and broken them, stomped gardens to oblivion, ripped the side mirror off a car, destroyed a fence, stolen yard ornaments and let several dogs loose..the dogs barking added to the delightful screeching...and they had a cat tied to a tree, hostage style and were throwing knives at it. That aint normal.
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After it was over, their fat toad of a mom, who'd been sitting on her ass in the house, came marching up the street yelling "Who called the law on my boys? They're good boys and I gotta work, you mother fuckers!" I don't know why, maybe I'm just weird, but, I started laughing at the sight of this indignant sloppy fat ass halter wearing demon spawning whore, which really pissed her off and she was off her nut. I grabbed a shovel and looked at her. I swear if she'd stepped into the yard, I would have popped her. I'm sick of idiots. It's going to be a long Summer.

35 comments:

Casey J. said...

WTF?!?! We don't have anything like that in KC that I know of anyway. We went to see "The Losers" at the theater the other night and some little kids were sitting in front of us. Everytime a sexy scene would come on they would whistle and yell and clap there hands. I wanted to just grab them and go "listen you little maggots, I paid to see a movie, not listen to little twats like you act like 3 year old!" I was so mad, finaly someone must have complained to management, cuz they sent someone out the watch them.

Christina said...

Wow. Pat. . . that's. . . wow. You are right, it is going to be a very long summer. Did these kids just move into the neighborhood?
That is so over the top on so many counts. Thankfully someone called the police, so there can be at least a first incident recorded regarding this group of kids. What a shame that they are just allowed to run amok in your neighborhood. Their mom had to have heard what was going on, and yet did nothing until the police came, how nice. Sounds like the makings of a gang. Does your town have a JDH? Just wondering where they will be dealt with if there are repeats of the day. Makes me afraid for you and every household pet in your area.

Christina said...

Actually, thinking back on it, we had something similar, but they were teenagers, I think the police decided. They were not here in this neighborhood, but they ran around destroying things at the community garden where my mom has a couple of plots. They uprooted and trampled plants, tore things apart, broke off sprinklers, etc. It is just incomprehensible to me, why kids would just go out and destroy things.

Dirty Disher said...

I can't believe they had swords. WTF? Who gives thier kid a sword? These boys are 8 to 11 and man, it was bad.

Unknown said...

I agree with casey. WTF exactly. Some kids have no rules, discipline and guidance in this world. Its sicking. They are allowed to run around with no supervision and have other people around them watch them. Its madding that some parents dont give a rats ass. Unless they are getting called on their behavior.

Last time we were at the park. We had 10 kids around us wanting to play. While their "Parents" were sitting on the benches not even watching the kids. I was like WTF? play with your children or watch them. They kept on follow my daughter, hub and I to play.

escrow said...

Another sign to you to get the hell outa Dodge.

Dirty Disher said...

I wish. I'm buying a lotto ticker today.

escrow said...

And I had to LOL at The Children of the Corn :) My dogs were going nuts this morning over a ball they got stuck under the couch and couldn't get out. They were barking full steam ahead and hurting my head. I finally screamed at them "CHILDREN OF THE CORN.....OUT" I call them COTC all the time.

miss tia said...

i wouldn't like 'work at what?? your second case of twinkies????'.....

tell those kids you are a witch and you have no problem cursing their asses for LIFE....

Dan Zinski said...

The problem is that the "parents" are just as childish as the children they're supposed to be "raising." Why? Because we have a culture that preaches staying young in mind and body over embracing the natural processes of maturation. No one wants to take responsibility for anything, because that's what "old" people do. And it's all part of the great scam known as "Capitalism" - keep people immature and stupid and sell them shit. Unfortunately, the nasty side-effects of this scam include complete societal breakdown. The only solution is for the adults who give a shit to use their government as a means of taking the reins away from the mind-killing corporations and their zombie minions. Yes people - social engineering. It is the only thing that will save us. Sitting around waiting for people to "take responsibility" for themselves is folly. The stupid need to be led. If the people who care about having a decent world don't do it, then the people who care only about making a profit WILL DO IT. And those people will lead us straight down the road to destruction.

I can B said...

Had a similar situation a few years ago, in another neighborhood. 8 kids who ran wild and did what they pleased. the 4 year old smoked cigarettes and cussed constantly. they were like feral cats, no befriending them possible, they just cussed and ran off. they broke all the window glass out of their place, the carpets had to be ripped up and put out on the street, and there was always newly broken furniture out by the bins. basically they stripped the place.

the dad was special ed, and was caring for them because
the mothers didn't want them.eventually federal housing workers came by for an annual inspection. the3y were given 14 days to get out but stretched it to a month. sad situation. those kids were treated like disposable trash by thier moms, and this was the result. all that pent up anger and frustration - neglect, unmet needs, a lack of maternal love and just about everything else.

that fat sloppy uncaring pig woman should be held to account for the behavior of her kids. fined, jailed, some kind of wake up call. those children to whom evil is done are going to do evil to others.

I am so sorry that you are in their vicintity. you surely have enough sicko crazy dysfunctionals on your doorstep already.


Crabbie, do you read SciFi? if so, check out "Hardwired" by Walter Jon Williams. Corporations become rapacious "orbitals" and rock bomb earth into submission .A siminal cyberpunk novel, with a truly horrific vision of corporate dominance...and a ripping good story!!

Anonymous said...

Confound you Crabbie!. You sound like Lebetzianikov. The soul is not mechanical and surroundings or social engineering will not shape a man's character; that's a fact. True capitalism works.

The deregulated crap going on in Wall Street is something else; completely rigged and designed to screw us. GM bondholders got screwed while Union Auto Workers got 100% bailout. Goldman Sachs got 100%, we got the bill.

We need to replace every single politician in Washington, Republican and Democrat- and hold the new ones accountable to be frugal.

I see the old, senile, lying, tax cheating, corrupt, hypocrite politician that starts wars and makes political hay for his campaign chest by riding the backs of dead Americans defending lobbyists interest and Saudi money.

Jarhead!!!

Unknown said...

I agree with everything you said crabbie. I really enjoyed reading what you said.

Cynthia said...

DD ~
When you win that lotto money:

Buy a taser.
Keep it on you.
Use it as needed.

valle said...

fat momma's reaction is exactly whiy they are they way they are. Kids aren't dummies and they learn from a very young age what they can get away with from who. I saw a kid walking down the street with something out of my fenced in back yard. I chased that fucker down and took my shit back! It was only a big rubber ball, but that isn't the point. It ain't happening if I can help it.

Kiki :) Everybody knows... said...

Crabbie ita with your long post today. They
keep wanting to sell you stuff. Knowing full
well that you don't need it and have no place
to put it. Buy now pay later is a sales gimmick.
Everybody know$ it means you will overpay
for it in the end. The poor stay poor and the
rich keep on getting richer. That's how it goes
& how they want it to continue on going. Kiki :)

Anonymous said...

Buy them a bottle of liquor and give them the keys to your brother's car. Two birds with one stone.

Kiki :) said...

Jarhead the union auto workers had their
pensions restored to full value. Pension
deductions that they have paid into every week
for over 30 years. That they should not lose.
The GM stockholders assume a risk and sign
a waiver everytime a share is purchased. That's
a given they are stocks not pensions u can't
put them in the same category. One is a high
yeild high risk finacial product the other is a
negotiated low interest highly enforced ruled
and regulated by the federal government pension
security office. After paying into a pension for
over 30 years they should be entitled to draw out
a monthly sum in the form of a pension cheque.
It is their own money & they are entitled to it.
These are regular average hard working people
on an auto assembly line who have opted to
sign up for a forced savings pension plan through
their collective agreement with the union. Kiki :)

Anonymous said...

Jarhead you are mistaken. Crabbie is correct. Social pressure WILL in fact cause people to behave. That is why it is a mistake to continue to "forgive" the horrifying transgressions of celebrities, sports stars, politicians, clergy, etc. The scarlet letter served a purpose. It needs to be revived.

Anonymous said...

Union costs is one reason so many states are in trouble. If you pay into a pension fund for 30 years of course you deserve to reap the rewards, but most haven't and still receive benefits. That's why it costs 300 bucks to go watch a baseball game.

Players/ players reps/players union/owner's interests>fans get screwed.

@anon 6:09

You are talking about accountability, not social engineering.
Capitalism rewards good business practice. You sell shit...you go under.

Social engineering promotes the State over the individual and has complete control over reproduction, habitat, education, and media control-North Korea minus the outstanding drill teams.

"Soul is not mechanical"-

Problem is people are "raising" instead of "rearing" children. That entitlements have become the new tickle me Elmo; and we all want one.

If Social Pressure worked TMZ would be the new Messiah.

Jarhead

Anonymous said...

Check out "Phalanestere"-a nice unfinished idea like Socialism, Marxism, Communism, and Autocracy.

I'm all for accountability as I stated about politicians.

Jarhead

Kiki :) rooting for the home team said...

Jarhead Sunday may 2nd baseball game
between the Toronto blue jays & Oakland As
at the Rogers Centre are $36 a ticket.- Kiki :)

Anonymous said...

kiki,

Go Rogers family, right?--The cost of watching a Cubs game for a family is roughly $300- ESPN had a special on the rising cost of attending the games. And don't get started on a Basket Ball game ticket prices.

Jarhead

Anonymous said...

Sterilize the stupid!

Bayou Jane said...

DD...this is when you should have gotten Tuwella to work for you! Tell her you thought the cat was one of hers. Get her all riled up and set back and enjoy the show! Let her expend her energies on someone else.

Kiki :) said...

Enrique I sent you an email. Kiki :)

Anonymous said...

Jarhead:

social engineering/accountabilty --Semantics.
"...TMZ would be the new messiah" WHAT???
I'm afraid I just don't follow you. We will have to agree to disagree.

Anonymous said...

Crabbie's right. We're more than just consumers, but we're only that to corps.

Dirty Disher said...

Bayou, you're psychic, that's exactly what happened. My Aunt Bitch Face got in on it too. Riot in guntown with famous author cussing cops.

Anonymous said...

Seems to me social workers, state or local, are falling behind in taking these children out of this terrible environment. From experience, I know these kiddies have already fallen through the cracks and will end up in penal institutes at an early age. They are being taught that anything is passable as long as you are not caught.

Bayou Jane said...

What...the police didn't listen to the famous aunt. They must have not recognized he!
Did the police do anything that might keep them away?
Are they new to the neighborhood?

WHAT I WOULD RATHER KNOW---ARE YOU FEELING ANY BETTER?

Frimmy said...
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Frimmy said...

Crabbie, marry me. Even if you were being ironic.

Frimmy said...

Kiki I totally miss Jays games at Exhibition Park. In the snow! Good times...good times

Brenda said...

Horrible, a word of warning though: watch the dog. Especially a small dog. It cannot defend itself and can be easily picked up and carried away. We have seen it all too often. do not let him out of your sight. I dread to think what these animals will do.Good Luck.