Do the G kids make Jon Gosselin's girl friends wear a name tag? Because that's the only way I could keep them straight. This one's name is Ellen and she's not a fame seeker, according to Star, which Jon really likes about her. She did, however either get hit with the seriously ugly stick several times, hard, or she's unfortunately unphotogenic. And they're in a bar. Where else would they be?
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Take a number, stand in the short line
Do the G kids make Jon Gosselin's girl friends wear a name tag? Because that's the only way I could keep them straight. This one's name is Ellen and she's not a fame seeker, according to Star, which Jon really likes about her. She did, however either get hit with the seriously ugly stick several times, hard, or she's unfortunately unphotogenic. And they're in a bar. Where else would they be?
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He's the one beaten over the head with the UGLY stick, numerous times!! EWW! DD, I am going to send you a video and a story about a couple in Indiana. It may have to be in 2 emails. You can just read them/view them yourself or share them. Either way the viceo is good for a laugh and the story is just EWWW!
rox
Have any of you seen pic's yet "up close" of JonBoy's new gf?
I think this should be on our collective minds because of some very painful scenes I've witnessed in HD.
It seems outrageous to me that no one tells these women about their "little problem" before they sit them down for an interview surrounded by harsh, brilliant studio lights. Are producers that sensitive, or just cowardly? And how could they want their programming tainted by the appearance of a lady-stache? I'd never allow it. The bitch would be strapped down, sedated and fully shaved or waxed. Maybe ratings go up a little if people at home call someone on the phone and say: "turn on TLC and check out this broad's moustache!"
Look, we all know there is no excuse for this. Waxing and bleaching and plucking and shaving are temporary, stop-gap measures at best.
Even women at poverty-level income should consider selling their children into slavery or not eating for a month or two in order to collect enough cash for permanent laser hair removal.
At the County Fair, the bearded woman is the one attraction I am not interested in seeing. If I wanted to see a hairy-face lady, I'd dig up Aunt Wanda.
This plague must be stopped. I can't even tell you how many expensive meals at restaurants have been ruined for me -- restaurants which provide LINEN napkins -- because of this. They'll stop a gentleman at the door and insist upon a jacket but they'll let the fuzzy women march right on in.
I barely finished my chop salad and I hate chop salad to begin with, but I had to manage it in order to get to the steak.
ib :)
LMFAOOOOOOOOO!
WOW, three whole comments on a Gosselin post! I think their 15 minutes really is up.
Ibaneezer, LMAO ROFL, BWHAHAHAH
Oh, and what is 'chop salad'?
At least she's never passed out in a potted plant. That we know of.
I bet she has family money. Jon needs that real bad.
Jon has such a "shit-eating" grin. That is why he only attracts turds. Kate is so much better than him and she is pretty low herself.
She must not be aware of his "Vienna Sausage"
LOL
rox
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