Fuck the Sea Turtles, fuck the Dolphins..it seems a lot of people are suddenly suing anyone they can think of connected to the BP spill for ruining their dream beach weddings. Yeah, that's not superficial and we should all be worried about the effect of petroleum on beach brides. Crimeny.*
I was set to marry..uhhhhhhhhh......crabbie! ....this month (just stfu and go with it dude) and we've shelled out a shit ton of money and I want the BP to pay us back!! You can ask my wedding planner....uhhhhhhh......Miss Tia!....who wants her pay check too. I am calling my lawyer.....uhhhh....jarhead!!!! You can't get away with this BP!
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Uh, Bayou made the dress which was ruined and escrow made the custom chairs..now useless! Who else wants in?
Hey, I wanna refund because I bought air plane tickets to attend the weeding!!! and spend a shit lot of money on my hair, make up and dress!!!
Hey, I was going to cater the reception. I want my money, too!!!
You know it!
Miss Tia, when you read this..I just want you to know I am jelus as hell of those screen doors you found. Man, those are nice.
Wow. Imagine being able to label BP as a reckless entity once we label as exhibits all the previous BP violations and consequent accidents and loss of life, obviously through their nefarious lack of safety rules and not even the slightest consideration for the environment!. Yeah!. Thanks for the nomination.
Jarhead
I volunteered to supply the flowers, but DD is supplying her own......I'm gonna sue BP for loss of florist fees!
Thankfully, my dress is still okay.
We'll never see a dime. BP will file BK within the next 30 days. Mark my words.
yes, as your wedding planner i spent hours and HOURS planning this perfect day on a pristine white beach and i had even arranged for 2 dolphins to be doing jumps and flips in the background and i spoke with mother nature and right as you said "i do" a rainbow was going to appear....
FUCK BP!!!!!!!
oh aren't those screen doors a find???? i couldn't believe it!!! spring tension hinges even still attached!!! i have a smaller than normal size side and back door so one of them will go there and the other will either go on my front door (inside the front porch) or as the entrance door to the front porch....
they look AWESOME with my lavender house!! treasure hunting ROCKS!!!
What am I supposed to do with the fine crystal I bought?
Crap just thought, what am I suppose to do with the cocktail weenies and cheese balls for five hundred guests? Maybe BP can use them for oil booms, or to plug the well head. Probably work as good as the other junk they were trying to stuff in there.
escrow ~ saw on the overnight news two days ago ... BP is getting real close to filing for bankruptcy. Right - they're going to pay for all the damages!
Alright I get it, it is way less of a deal than some things we are dealing with but if it were your wedding, you would be pissed too, don't even act as if you wouldn't. It is your dream day and lots of money and planning goes in on it, BP did ruin that along with many others vacations etc. Lots of money lost and life because of their carelessness. It is sad. All of it.
I was so excited that I was finally going to be a flower girl. Now my dreams have been dashed.
DD as your maid of honour I would like to
send a message to your lawyer Jarhead
HAPPY 42 th BIRTHDAY ENRIQUE !
- Kiki :)
Hey! Those Bayou Creations don't go cheap. And what about that fashion photographer I had to advance money to. He was supposed to have pics of my creations in Bikers' Monthly!
(What do you want to do about the trained dolphins that were supposed to swim to shore as the groom kissed the bride?)
Sorry Miss Tia...I didn't read all the way down. We have two sets of dolphins, so we have to charge twice as much.
I'm kind of getting the feeling that there are/will be some Katrina type scams going on---big companies hiring smaller companies and not paying the smaller companies who are not paying the people who are working!!!
One interesting fact I read about this past week---the temp was in the 90's and high humidity made the heat index 105. So the people would work for 15 min. and go into an a/c tent and hydrate and rest for 45 min. Hope next week is better.
Thanks kiki! Duly noted. I plan on doing as little as possible all day-
Jarhead
Enrique :)
Enjoy your day !
& have some nutella cake ;)
Happy 42 th birthday !
Cheers - Kiki :)
AND WHEEEEERE WAS MY INVITATION!!!!
Happy bithday Jarhead!!!
Happy birthday Jarhead! 42 is a sexy age. I would give myself as a present but I don't think the dear husband would appreciate that. Nutella cake sounds good. I love nutella and sexy 40 something year olds. Mmmm. I'm so naughty.
Actually, my MIL made my wedding cake, it was a chocolate fudge cake with Nutella filling and granadine frosting. It was awesome.
Thank you all!. I had a fun time yesterday with family. A friend made her chocolate cake and apple caramel tarts. And of course I consumed lots of nutella, donuts, and beer and pepcid. Not used to donuts.
Thanks again.
jarhead
Happy Belated B-day Jarhead!!
Ummm..I need to be paid because i have 200 butterflies in boxes that i collected for the guests to release when the preacher declares them hubs and wifey.
Very very rare white butterflies..hehehe
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