Real Housewives of NYC finale

There was little drama in the last show of the season and believe me, that was a relief. It's just emotionally draining to watch these women go at each other after awhile. CountLess LuAnn premiered that ridiculous song and managed to only look like an idiot and not a total moron. Ramona had her wedding renewal vows and she looked gorgeous. I never thought Ramona was anywhere near as cute as she thinks she is, but, she looks great now. Has anyone else noticed that Ramona has had a shit ton of work done this year? When the season started, she was in a bikini and big mouthed Jill ZAaaaaarin said she needed to cover that stuff up. It was rude, but, I agreed. Now all of a sudden, Ramona (or Ramoaner, as Doodle Whore calls her) has a tummy a 16 year old would envy and her face has been pulled so tight her crazy eyes have the crazy eye. But, damn she looks good. The new short hair cut is a major improvement. That long bleached hair was weighing her down and making her look like a cougar bimbo. Anyway, her wedding dress was awesome with feathers and I thought the whole affair was a sight to behold. Her pretty maid of honer, daughter Avery was dressed in royal blue satin, as was the family dog. Yep, the dog was in the wedding wearing a blue satin dress designed for her. They both managed not to roll their eyes during the ceremony.

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There was only one tiny thing that marred the ceremony. Ramona has a nice sized white blob in her nose and when she tilted her head up at Mario to say her vows, you could see it, plain as day. So either Ramona has rare white boogers or she was indulging in NYC nose candy. That would explain a lot.

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Bethenny also opted for feathers and then had an after thought and said "OMG, what will PETA say? Do they kill peacocks for feathers??" (The answer is no, peacocks shed once a year and you just go out in the yard and pick them up. But, yes, they do kill pheasants.) Sonja said she liked hunting birds and had special designer hunting duds so she can look hot while killing them dead. LOL. Suck it PETA. I guess they won't be asking Old Money to pose naked.

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Kelly is still crazy, desperately wanting to create some camera time drama like the other chicks, she confronted Romona over not having her back on the cruise. Ramona handled it well because Kelly Bensimon is seriously mentally disturbed and has no clue that what happened was her fault. She can't even remember what happened. No one gave her any camera time for this stunt, it was delusional and weird and was quickly dropped. Creepy. Seems Kelly is now being ignored by the camera. I thought that part was funny, old dumb crazy Kelly thinking she could really be a story line like Jill and Bethenny. She's retarded as well as insane. I was just surprised she didn't throw jelly beans at everybody while yelling "Satchels of gold, bitches!" Or eating her own pubic hair.

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Jill bitched about how tacky the lack of hors de' overes was at the wedding. When you have free champagne, you simply must plan proper hors de' overes. This was before the ceremony even started. Ramona needs to share her nose candy with that bitch. It made me want to shove pigs in a blanket up her snotty ass. Jill admitted she was a giant asshole and apologized to Bethenny. Bethenny doesn't give a shit and they are still not friends again, but, they aren't enemies. I don't think anyone will trust Jill again. Except the CountLess, because she's a mean gossipy whore who has no other friends. She does have some goofy French boy toy to make out on camera with though. I'm sad the season is over, but, this week gave me my fashion, fancy party and rich bitch fix for awhile. Sigh.