Tuesday, July 13, 2010

I just watched the fight


Every time I watch the Joisey Housewives my cable goes out. My connection must be as stable as Danielle Staub..or the universe is trying to tell me something. Did you watch it? Teresa picked that fight, she can claim she just wanted to say hello, but, that's such a lie. She flat out started it. I can understand, some people can push you too far. I don't know what your world is like, but, in my world this stuff happens. I was disappointed, because Teresa gave Danielle exactly what she wanted. She wanted to be the victim and now she is. The entire episode is HERE.
Jacqueline's daughter, Ashley had to get in on it. She snuck up behind Danielle and yanked out a huge hunk of her hair. Danielle called the cops, screaming and crying..she ran like most demented bullies do. And she broke her heels. Waa. If some chick is coming at you, you take off your shoes and fight. You don't hide and cry like a little bitch. Ashley is such a puke. She thinks she's tough and sneakily pulls hair and posts shit talk on Facebook. She's such a little asshole. Someone should have had the balls to punch Danielle in the face, but, good, because she's the type who'll get her convict buddies to burn your house down later. You might as well get a punch in first.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I recorded it and will watch it tonight. I do remember on the last episode though that Teresa was intentionally trying to piss Danielle off. I'm not a fan of Danielle at all, but for once I don't think it was her fault.
I can't wait to watch it now! These women have me hooked!

~Palmetto Girl

Dirty Disher said...

I don't know why Danielle's always HAS to be where those other women are though. Filming, screen time? She's like a virus.

Dirty Disher said...

Oh, and it's almost always on their turf. Jesus, she can't leave them alone.

mommytobenjamin said...

I watched it this morning... There was a lot going on, but I couldn't tear myself away from the tv the whole episode, not even to get my morning coffee. I too wish Teresa hadn't started it, because it just makes Danielle get more attention and more opportunity to be insane! I think a lot of Teresa's anger that night came from Danielle telling Teresa her house was in foreclosure. I thought I read somewhere that Teresa didn't know about it and that her husband kept it all from her? Either way, I'd hate that to be yelled out in front of all those people! I'm so bummed Danielle didn't let a punch go or something, just to get herself in trouble, too. So sick of her fake act she has going on, like she's a saint and everyone's out to get her.

Casper said...

IMO the whole episode was nothing but staged drama. I can't stand Danielle (I'm still pissed that she's on the show and now Dina isn't) but all 3 - Teresa, Jacqueline and Ashley - did kind of gang up on her. But Danielle could/should have handled it better. If she seriously felt her life was threatened (LMAO!) she should have stayed in a room full of witnesses. She KNEW what Teresa was saying was true and did not want the other women to hear it - again.

I l.o.v.e.d it when J's husband Chris told Ashley to basically put up or shut up. That girl needs to do some serious growing up.

I have and always will feel bad for Danielle's daughters. Their father must be some kind of asswipe to leave them with their crazy mother.

Anonymous said...

I agree with you, mommytobenjamin, about how Danielle is always acting like everyone is out to get her. She acts like she's a Saint! I have to mute it sometimes when she's talking b/c you know she's lying. I wonder if she's bipolar?

CJ said...

The cat fight had me laughing for the first 10 minutes of the show. Such Drama! Agree that Teresa intentionally started this mess, but Danielle could have just kept on walking (wait that is what a normal person would have done). Oh no, she wasn't going to miss a chance to show her 'acting ability' in front of the entourage and get their sympathy. Boy, can that woman pour on the tears. Little punkass Ashley thinks she's a tough girl. She needs to have a reality check. Hope Chris and Jacqueline do throw her ass out of the house, take away the car and credit cards. Let's see how 'bad' she is then.

Did you watch Andy's show afterward? Jacqueline had a few good comments about Kim G playing both sides.

Anonymous said...

Anon 5:59 is me! Sorry!

BTW, I like Caroline's approach towards Danielle - she's doesn't acknowledge her. I think that's the smart thing to do. I'm sure that drives her crazy as a bat that Caroline doesn't waste time on her.

~Palmetto Girl

CJ said...

Pat ~

sent you an email.

measuring the marigold said...

Ashley acts and thinks like a thirteen year old. I cannot believe that she thought that since she is over 18, she can do whatever she wants to. I really couldn't follow her thought process. Is she really that dumb? When her parents called her out, she accused them of taking Danielle's side. You could tell by the look on Jacqueline's face that she couldn't believe what was coming out of Ashley's mouth. Another case of exploitation, as far as I am concerned, because Ashley is obviously extremely immature for her age, and the producers know it. I think Ashley wanted to gain more attention for herself and knew that if she pulled a stunt like that, she would get more air time.

sally said...

The jersey housewives and everyone on that show is trash. I actually feel bad for the teenage girl. She reacts as anyone (that was raised among these low-lifes) would in a similar position--with violence-- and then her Mother's current meal ticket threatens her because of it. Ashley's "parents" are hypocritical pigs. They sit on the couch and scream at her for being violent, RIGHT in front of their BABY. Someone should call cps! They are all greasy, ignorant thugs. Yuck.
I prefer the New York gals,they may be obnoxious, but at least they don't seem hopeless like those slags from jersey! What I want to know is, How did Bravo find these "housewife" psychopaths?

Bayou Jane said...

Caroline seems to be the only one who is not totally insane! Teresa Nd Danielle need to be put in a cage! And the younger ones seem to be learning what they see! 100% disfunctional!!!

Bayou Jane said...

Who is Kim G?

Maureen said...

Tersa DID start the fight, she was not just being a "nice" person. She is obnoxious. Did you hear that squealing thing she did when she was telling juicy joe what happened? Sorry, but they deserve to be foreclosed on and lose it all. she just thinks she is bettter than everybody else and she isn't. she is a loud mouthed bitch!

CJ said...

Kim G is Danielle's friend, the older blonde woman who is playing both sides.

Kim G = the woman w/ the Bentley

Barbara in VA said...

I did watch it, DD, and although I really like both Theresa and Jacqueline despite their (mostly Theresa's) tough girl, funny, bragging Jersey ways, she absolutely did pick that fight with the creepy Danielle. And she gave Danielle what she came for, drama centering around her.

Completely and totally ignoring Danielle is what a mature person would've done all the while laughing inside to know she WASN'T GETTING what she wanted.

Who are the skag Danielle's friends? She is the epitome of a mean high school girl who desperately wants to get in with the popular girls and when that fails she resorts to forming her own army against them.

My own opinion is that Theresa knew exactly what she was doing and wanted some action. When they showed her explaining the scene to Joe, she asked him "So I did good?" and he praised her.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I watched it last night and it was just as I expected. Teresa purposely tried to piss Danielle off. Not that it matters, but she lied to Joe about how it went down. She said she said "honey" like they were having a conversation, but they showed the clip again when she said it, and it was said very bitchy. She kept saying that she only went after her b/c she said her house was in foreclosure which wasn't true. Well, to me, if it weren't true, why was she making a huge deal out of it??

Ashley - WOW! If I had been Danielle, I would have slapped the crap out of that girl. If you want to act like a woman, you better be ready to get slapped like one. I think her parents were right in sitting her down and scolding her the way they did.

Kim G - I have no use for her. She is clearly two faced to all of these women. I think she likes the attention she receives when she's with Teresa, Jacqueline, etc, but somehow enjoys crazy ass Danielle.

~Palmetti Girl

Shelton said...

Why won't Theresa just admit what she is? I was hoping to see a throw down but all I saw was a screaming Danielle running away. I think Theresa was taunting her to see if she could back up her shit talk. She's said time and time again that they should all be scared of her. Pfffft! Scared of what? Of course, I wouldn't have done it all out in public like that. I would have shown up at her door and let her know what's up.

And could someone puh-leez teach this woman the difference between a singular and plural noun? I'm so tired of hearing her say, "These woman..."

And #2: Ashley... you ain't grown enough, girl. Ooh, ooh. Let a little 18 year old know nothing put her hand on me. She'd learn real quick.

Did I mention how much I love, love, love this show? :)