What would Bristol Palin's $14,000 abstinence speech sound like? "Uhh, like totally don't have like, sex, like until you're married because like, babies are, like, HAAARD. Thank you. Can I has my check now?"
Racket is right! It's downright criminal! Levi the asshat is running for governor or mayor or something. WTH is that about? A reality show, no doubt. She is the absolute anti-birth control role model. Not to advocate abstinence, too late for you babee. $14G...hmmm...? Thats alot of diapers.
that is indeed a racket! so basically she's saying her kid is a mistake and she's profiting off him...."do as i say, not as i do"...perfect republican....
She was 58,cancer. He had prev dated Gilda Radner, who also died from cancer. How sad for him. I loved Ed Grimley. & in Captian Ron! C'mon! Capt'n Ron tells the kid his parents are playing "hide the salami" in the shower! too funny!!!
Miss Tia, I agree. She's profiting off telling people she wishes she hadn't had a kid! How disgusting. And how sad for her little boy.Just wait until he gets older and finds out mommy made big $$$$ telling everybody to wait to have sex because having a kid stinks!
Could you replace the pic of this C U Next Tuesday with the image of an orangutan? At least when I scroll by the orangutan's face to avoid this post it wont hurt my eyes too bad. Fanks.
Now what else can an under educated, totally classless, would have been on welfare mother (if she wasn't connected), clueless, "do what I say not what stupid things I do, its none of your business just pay me", nineteen yr old do for a couple extra bucks to spend on clothes ?
I'm an independent and don't care for politicians. Sarah Palin's shrill voice bugs me though.
Her "Oh shucks, ya betcha!" persona is just too much. Kinda like Glen Beck; I just can't watch. Bad acting and worse actors.
Her little girl is cute though and seems like a real pill. Her husband seems like a regular nice guy that's in it for good now that the real money is rolling in. Who can blame them.
Republicans gave the Palin's a niche from which they can make millions fanning the political fire and preaching the standard religious/political talking points to the masses.
Now the talentless daughter is joining the family business. It's either that or lobbyist, or campaign manager/treasurer, or special counsel to the campaign.
That's a terrible picture of her. She almost bears a passing resemblance to Heather Mills.
This family is just so wrong, politically. They always have their hands out and are always looking for whom they can scam or get "donations" from. It still makes me snicker a little, that SP took all those special clothes she got for political appearances, home to Alaska with her, and the Republican party actually sent someone up there to get them back. She complained about the time it took to sort out what was the GOP's and what was her family's. I guess at some point the GOP wised up a little. I can't imagine anything that Bristol has to say that would be worth money. She is a grifter, as someone already said. I'm sure she was as much in on the whole getting back together with Levi for a magazine cover, as he was.
Christina - How does that make them ANY DIFFERENT than any other Politician? They are all greedy self centered asses. No one seems to complain about Chelsea Clinton graduation with a degree in HISTORY and getting a job making $250,000 being a CONSULTANT for a hedge fund? How the hell does that make sense? No normal person would of fallen into that job.....Not taking sides on either political side just saying they ALL Of them are just about the money and helping their friends and family get ahead....
2 i/2 weeks ago, an oil rig being drilled about 10 miles from my house blew. They have been trying to seal it off and it didn't work. Today it sealed itself off. This may not last, so they need to work fast. We are talking major damage to the cane industry in this area. Also a local water way. This is where we get our drinking water. Do you think some higher power of the Earth is trying to tell us something? This is really starting to get ridiculous!!!! We also have a salt dome near to this well underneath a swampy river area. There is some worry of a sinkhole for this same area. And the good times just keep rollin'!!! YEEHAA!!!!
Kids are going to have sex. And if Palin is a typical Xtion Rebublican she is probably not fond of teens being on birth control either. So isn't she really just pushing more girls toward abortion? Sex is wrong, birth control is wrong, and having a baby sucks, so what is left? I think it's funny.
I can't imagine what this girl's career path will be once she grows up. I imagine her Mommy and Daddy will find her a nice husband to take care of her because she's obviously not prepared to do much of anything other than to tell you not to fuck like she did. On a related note, does anyone remember how much child support she wants from Levi? It's some astronomical amount based on his Playgirl earnings from last year (that child will NEVER earn that much ever again unless he tricks Bristol into marrying him). Anyway, now that she's pulling $14K for a speaking gig is she still going to demand beau coup dollars from Levi or is she going to realize that she's never going to get much money out of him and lower her demands?
What would Bristol Palin's $14,000 abstinence speech sound like? "Uhh, like totally don't have like, sex, like until you're married because like, babies are, like, HAAARD. Thank you. Can I has my check now?"
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I'll hand it to the Palins: they've found the perfect racket.
Racket is right! It's downright criminal! Levi the asshat is running for governor or mayor or something. WTH is that about? A reality show, no doubt. She is the absolute anti-birth control role model. Not to advocate abstinence, too late for you babee. $14G...hmmm...? Thats alot of diapers.
rox
that is indeed a racket! so basically she's saying her kid is a mistake and she's profiting off him...."do as i say, not as i do"...perfect republican....
Martin Shorts wife passed away. :(
She was 58,cancer. He had prev dated Gilda Radner, who also died from cancer. How sad for him. I loved Ed Grimley. & in Captian Ron! C'mon! Capt'n Ron tells the kid his parents are playing "hide the salami" in the shower! too funny!!!
rox
Miss Tia, I agree. She's profiting off telling people she wishes she hadn't had a kid! How disgusting. And how sad for her little boy.Just wait until he gets older and finds out mommy made big $$$$ telling everybody to wait to have sex because having a kid stinks!
Dear Pat:
Could you replace the pic of this C U Next Tuesday with the image of an orangutan? At least when I scroll by the orangutan's face to avoid this post it wont hurt my eyes too bad. Fanks.
I believe the term grifter fits this young lady as well as her mother.
Now what else can an under educated, totally classless, would have been on welfare mother (if she wasn't connected), clueless, "do what I say not what stupid things I do, its none of your business just pay me", nineteen yr old do for a couple extra bucks to spend on clothes ?
I'm an independent and don't care for politicians. Sarah Palin's shrill voice bugs me though.
Her "Oh shucks, ya betcha!" persona is just too much. Kinda like Glen Beck; I just can't watch. Bad acting and worse actors.
Her little girl is cute though and seems like a real pill. Her husband seems like a regular nice guy that's in it for good now that the real money is rolling in. Who can blame them.
Republicans gave the Palin's a niche from which they can make millions fanning the political fire and preaching the standard religious/political talking points to the masses.
Now the talentless daughter is joining the family business. It's either that or lobbyist, or campaign manager/treasurer, or special counsel to the campaign.
Jarhead
Dish,
did you mess with this pic?
snowbunnie
That's a terrible picture of her. She almost bears a passing resemblance to Heather Mills.
This family is just so wrong, politically. They always have their hands out and are always looking for whom they can scam or get "donations" from. It still makes me snicker a little, that SP took all those special clothes she got for political appearances, home to Alaska with her, and the Republican party actually sent someone up there to get them back. She complained about the time it took to sort out what was the GOP's and what was her family's. I guess at some point the GOP wised up a little.
I can't imagine anything that Bristol has to say that would be worth money. She is a grifter, as someone already said. I'm sure she was as much in on the whole getting back together with Levi for a magazine cover, as he was.
Snowbunnie..no. I didn't. Why, is it odd?
Christina -
How does that make them ANY DIFFERENT than any other Politician? They are all greedy self centered asses. No one seems to complain about Chelsea Clinton graduation with a degree in HISTORY and getting a job making $250,000 being a CONSULTANT for a hedge fund? How the hell does that make sense? No normal person would of fallen into that job.....Not taking sides on either political side just saying they ALL Of them are just about the money and helping their friends and family get ahead....
2 i/2 weeks ago, an oil rig being drilled about 10 miles from my house blew. They have been trying to seal it off and it didn't work. Today it sealed itself off. This may not last, so they need to work fast. We are talking major damage to the cane industry in this area. Also a local water way. This is where we get our drinking water. Do you think some higher power of the Earth is trying to tell us something? This is really starting to get ridiculous!!!!
We also have a salt dome near to this well underneath a swampy river area. There is some worry of a sinkhole for this same area. And the good times just keep rollin'!!! YEEHAA!!!!
Kids are going to have sex. And if Palin is a typical Xtion Rebublican she is probably not fond of teens being on birth control either. So isn't she really just pushing more girls toward abortion? Sex is wrong, birth control is wrong, and having a baby sucks, so what is left? I think it's funny.
I can't imagine what this girl's career path will be once she grows up. I imagine her Mommy and Daddy will find her a nice husband to take care of her because she's obviously not prepared to do much of anything other than to tell you not to fuck like she did.
On a related note, does anyone remember how much child support she wants from Levi? It's some astronomical amount based on his Playgirl earnings from last year (that child will NEVER earn that much ever again unless he tricks Bristol into marrying him). Anyway, now that she's pulling $14K for a speaking gig is she still going to demand beau coup dollars from Levi or is she going to realize that she's never going to get much money out of him and lower her demands?
odd, yes.....she looks like a middle aged woman. I didnt even know who it was at first...Isnt she only like 19 or 20?
snowbunnie
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