Thursday, August 5, 2010

Purdy!

That dress is real nice, Bjork. Didn't I make that in 7th grade home ec?

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

GUMBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daphne

Anonymous said...

Daphne! RTFLMFAO!!!!
But seriously, I thot of balloons and a blow up doll. She used the same pattern Lucy did when she made her own dress and gave herself a home perm to save money. We shouldnt make fun or laugh. Everybody is having money issues right now. If she doesn't sew so good, thats ok. She will get better. & she can always buy more balloons.
rox

Anonymous said...

PS: Did she spray paint those awful boots and get the overspray on her legs? Not a good idea. A definite fashion "don't", yet again.! Should have masked taped those legs off if she was in that big a hurry that she painted them while wearing them! Jeesh!! Ever hear of masking tape woman? hehe
rox

CJ said...

Daphne ~ we're thinking alike! GUMBY is the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture.

Helpful hint... look in a mirror after getting dressed & before leaving the house.

Heidi said...

I bet some of that nifty blue painters tape would have done the job of keeping her boot line nice and sharp!

Christina said...

Somehow I think that she intended for the overspray effect.
What a fugly, demented weirdo she is. I can't believe people pay for anything she does.

Mabel Leaf said...

LMAO!!! It really is a home ec dress! Mine was white with some kind of border on the wrists and bottom that had red flowers with green leaves going all around. I looked like a giant Christmas napkin. And we all had to parade ourselves down a wobbly catwalk in the gym in front of our mothers. Then the mothers ate the puffed wheat cake and balonie roll-ups that the boy's home ec class made. You could not have paid me enough to eat anything that came out of the boy's cooking class.... I had heard the stories.
*and she does look like Gumby*

Bayou Jane said...

I bet if you put her in jeans and a regular shirt, you could probably loose her in a crowd---if you try real hard! What does she do anyway? I'm serious. I've seen her in rediculous garb, but I have no idea what her trade is!!! Somebody tell me!

Race said...

she has an interesting sense of self

Alison said...

Bayou Jane-she is a singer, but well passed her prime. I don't think the radio has played her in years. She was very popular in the mid-90s or so and has a famous music video called "Human behavior" that's extremely strange. She also acted in some movies and wore a dress made of a fake bird to the Oscars. (If you haven't seen it, you should google a picture-the dress was actually awesome in a hilarious way.)

Christina said...

The dress was a swan with the neck curled around over hers. It was pretty bizarre, but what I remember most was when she was walking through an airport (I don't remember if she was going to, or coming off of, the plane) and she saw a reporter, and decided she was annoyed, so, out-of-the-blue, she headbutted and attacked them. Bizarre. I've seen the recording several times. Otherwise she's famous for ugly clothes.

Ella said...

OMG! All I can think of is Eddie Murphy on SNL "I'm Gumby damn it!"

Aw ain't it cute, she's wearing the dress her daughter made in home ec. :)