Thursday, March 10, 2011

Yet another idiot

This douchebag is in the news for having spent the last ten years and all his common law old lady's money on 82 tattoos of Julia Roberts. None of which look anything like Julia Roberts. That one over his left tit looks like SJP. The rest look like they were done during an epileptic seizure by a 6th grader. Julia Roberts is such a bitch, why would you want her anyhow? Loser. But damn, if I drew Julia Bitchface Roberts 82 times, at least one would look like her joker ass. This is the dude you meet in chat rooms.

8 comments:

Dan Zinski said...

Um yeah dude, you're the world's biggest Julia Roberts fan. Wow. What an incredible accomplishment. I'm sure she would be incredibly flattered too. And would not run screaming at the sight of you.

Dirty Disher said...

I heard she's on her way to sit on his face right now.

Bayou Jane said...

The big one on his right arm looks like a mug shot for a serial killer. Then there's the one on his left arm with her sitting in a chair...that I don't get at all. Out of 82, at least one should look like her.

Noelle said...

Gross and weird! some of these may actually be more attractive than the real Julia I think she's homely.
What is the deal with obsessing over people you will never meet? I kinda love Johnny Depp I go see all the movies. Not gonna ink his face on my skin once let alone multiple times.

CJ said...

Do you think it's too late for him to as for a refund from the tattoo (cough, cough) 'Artist'?

A-Gran said...

WOW! This is AWESOME! If I were Julia Roberts I'd have him killed just in case.

sally said...

ugly, ugly, ugly boy.... I feel sorry for his mom.

Unknown said...

I thought at first before reading it. He got tats of all the women he killed.. Damn cough meds.. Makes me loopy...