Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Seeds




I am so excited to plant. I got all my seeds out. I buy them in Fall on sale for like, 2 cents a pack at DG. They're good seeds. The local Tomato plants looked weak so I planted seed Tomatos. Some of them came up today!! The garden was missed last year, but, I wasn't up to it. This year, I am just thrilled, like a kid on Christmas morning. I am happy and content when I'm out there. I don't understand how you can try to take that away from someone when what they're doing doesn't affect you. 'Specially your own daughter. Part of me is afraid to invest my time, since her crap has started already. Like, what will she do to me next? You know?

26 comments:

A-Gran said...

I admire your gardening skills. I don't think she can do too much to you this year because everyone who does her dirty work knows you don't want your stuff fucked with, right?

Dirty Disher said...

I don't know. She's scary. It's good for me, my doctor says I need to move a little. I'm slow, but, I do a little every day and take it easy. Out there, I am just alone with the plants and it thrills me. Blogging about it and taking photos to share just makes me so happy. She just has to stick her nose in it. I don't understand why she can't leave me alone and let me have this one thing.

iambriezy said...

I think the good outweighs the risk, since it brings you so much joy.

Or maybe you could pretend to be battling the voices in your head ordering you to kill. You could be all head shaky and like "These damn voices...ever since my stroke..."

Dirty Disher said...

Too close to reality.

miss tia said...

put up signs "No work to be done here without MY okay, Pat"....

she fucks up your garden again, i swear, i'll show up at your place---with a disher posse, and we'll deal with the situation!

Anonymous said...

a disher posse...i love it!

A-Gran said...

Hmm, if all goes well I should be up for a road trip in a few weeks. Wouldn't it be fun to turn up at Pat's house to scare the crazy old bat next door?

Need I say it? I'm willing to pee on the old bitch.

CJ said...

Was just thinking... bone meal makes a good organic fertilizer

miss tia said...

CJ---have you read about the GOLDEN time we had last saturday?? if not, go to the discussion tab on fans of DD to find out what we're referring too....

ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DISHER POSSE!!!!

SPRAY BOTTLES READY!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Just make sure your cousin comes to see YOU before he does anything on your property. Make it really clear so that your mum doesn't confuse him.

Dirty Disher said...

What is fans of DD?

miss tia said...

the fans of DD facebook page i made for us to hang out and chat, gossip, vent, etc.....it's troll proof too....

of course if you ever get back on FB, DD, let me know and i'll send you an invite! :)

tonya, you should email pat what transpired!!!! :D

CJ said...

Off I go to catch up on the things I've missed while working my azz off.

iambriezy said...

Oh yes Tonya...I think DD needs to read the transcripts. She needs to know the monster she created by introducing us all to each other.

miss tia said...

omfg, the almost 300 comment post from tonya's facebook!!!! HAH! i bet pat would love to read that!!! send it to her tonya!!!! she can read along and vicariously see how we progressed in our thought processes to help you obtain revenge!!!!

excellent idea iambriezy!

Angie said...

For one night, the Dirty Dishers became the Dirty Pissers...LOL!

miss tia said...

don't forget your brilliant line Angie "Urine trouble now"! LMFAO!!!

Angie said...

I want it chiseled on my tombstone. Outlined in piss, of course...LOL!

A-Gran said...

I promise to come pee on your tombstone, Angie. That's what friends are for.

Don't know how I could share the whole thing with DD without doing a dozen screenshots. Is there a quick way to do it that I'm overlooking?

miss tia said...

no....you'd have to screen shot every 50 comments.....it'd be like 6 screen shots....oooo...i can do math!!! haha!!! (kent state joke!)

OR i guess you could copy/paste the 50 comments per page and then paste 'em in a word document and send 'em to her that way??

6 screen shots would probably be easier though.....

miss tia said...

actually i went to the post and if you go to the beginning---the first comment---it all shows on one page!! you might be able to screen capture it one page if you go to the first comment page! :D

i'm re-reading through it....LMFAO!!!

Unknown said...

OMFG. that post was pure liquid gold. and the photos added to the story. it was epic!

A-Gran said...
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Daphne said...

We show up at Pat's, each armed with a spray bottle....lmfao!!!! The image it brings to my mind is too funny. We could wear them like six shooters!!

miss tia said...

OMFG! putting it on your blog was a genius idea!!! YEAH!!!!

pat---go to atheist granny's blog! :) much mirth & merriment!!

Dirty Disher said...

OMG you guys are crazy. I love it.