Monday, September 26, 2011

NO, but, lmao!

I just told Lissa she could wear shorts to school, if she wanted. The forecast says it's going to be a very warm afternoon. So, she came out dressed like Chrissy from Three's Company. Complete with the socks and a pair of kitten heels she found in the back of my closet. Her tank top said, "I love the Beib!" on it.

LMAO! She can't figure out why I said no. Because I'm mean and have no fashion sense. Obviously.


19 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

I'm throwing the booty shorts away while she's at school. Who bought her that crap anyway?

Angie said...

This trend of dressing little girls as though they are adults has got to go. Anyone that wants to see 7 year old ass needs to die, eliminating the need for booty shorts completely.

Anonymous said...

How does she even know that look?

Dirty Disher said...

Hannah Montana or Toddles and Tiaras? I dunno. Maybe she just came up with it. She wants to wear a Hawkeyes shirt and a crown for picture day. I said, no crown.

Noelle said...

Oh that sounds like fun. I have one just the opposite. He's easy to shop for everything better look almost exactly the same. Same with shoes. It's kind of a pain. I hope they both out grow it.

Dirty Disher said...

It cracked me up. And then when I said NO..she's stomping and saying WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Uhh, because you're not a hooker? The kid kills me.

Frimmy said...

I have a boy who could care less what he wears. I'm so grateful. I'd lose my shit on a girly girl or even a fashion plate boy. I don't like pink. I don't like many of the styles out there. Either you dress them as mini provocative adults or Amish girls. Where's the balance?

Dirty Disher said...

I just want her to wear ordinary clothes that fit. Nothing too tight, too small, nothing dragging on the ground. No fancy belts that are hard to work. She can pick her colors. I don't care. Every thing in town said 'rock star' on it. All her pants, except 2 pair of jeans say 'rock star'. I hate it. I don't want a message on her damn clothes, but, that all they had. She has some Hello Kitty stuff..what ever on that. It's damn hard to find plain ordinary clothes here. At least they're clean.

Dirty Disher said...

Also, no Beiber or Hannah shirts at school. No. And no sequins. Sequins don't belong in school. I don't even think they belong on kid clothes, but, go figure. I need a garage sale score. That's where I find the good stuff.

Peg said...

I hate these pants that young girls wear with shit like "Juicy" or "Pink" written across the ass. What in the hell is wrong with parents letting these girls dress like hookers or trying to draw attention to their daughters asses? I am soooo glad I had all boys.

I also have 2 grandsons. Now a grandaughter has come along and I still can't get use to it. I told my son all of her clothes will have to pass my inspection.

She's not going to like this grandma's taste is style either DD, but that's really too bad.

iambriezy said...

LMAO! Kids are awesome.

Dirty Disher said...

Peg, she has Juicy and Pink pants. They're like sweats and I let her wear them to bed or play. Sometimes that's all you can buy here though. There are NO other options. I don't understand it. I can't drive to the city everytime we need new pants. Teenage girls must order the shit for our one store. Little idiots.

Unknown said...

I hate those juicy and pink shit.

This post made me laugh!

bubble said...

she's at the age where she wants to express herself. Time to get the kevlar out. lmao.

My niece is 13 & goes out in some god awful shit sometimes. She is allowed to wear hotpant style shorts but with leggings or tights underneath. No bare legs with short shorts. Nothing showing her belly & nothing low cut. She slaps on a shit load of make up & my sister has just given in. Whenever I see her I say her faces looks like a blind japanese hooker has done it for her. Amazing how quick that sends her off to the loo to wipe half of it off. haha

Totally agree with the lable on the ass & tarty clothes for the under 10's. Whoever designs this crap should be shot. The shops here went under fire recently as they were stocking teeny bikinis for kids under 10 with words like "sexy" & other provocative messages on. Sick.

Dirty Disher said...

Hey, I like the tights under shorts idea. I'll give her that option. It sounds cute.

Dirty Disher said...

You know what I despise? Little girls in tube tops. I mean, wtf?

Heidi said...

Keep the short shorts to wear under skirts and dresses.
I had the same Hooker conversation with Nat when she was little. She stomped away pissed off too.
I feel your pain.

A-Gran said...

I'm so glad I had a boy. Society doesn't tell them to show off their bodies like it does to girls. I am a little sick to my stomach when I see girls sexualizing themselves. Nobody needs to have glitter on their ass... especially little girls.

Vanessa - Adelaide South Australia said...

Did you at least take a photo for her 21st birthday?

I dislike little girls dressed like adults, but having said that I can remember me begging my Mum to wear such and such coz EVERYONE was wearing it and looking back now I realise how skanky it was!