Sunday, September 25, 2011

Proposal

"Marge, if you give up your job and all sense of your self and independence and promise to obey me for the rest of your life, I will give you this Formica dinette. On our first anniversary, I will give you the matching hutch."

Oh, yes..YES! Oh, Steve, it's like a dream come true.


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

At the amazingly huge price that vintage table, chairs and hutch is worth today.. She seems very hip to money management investments...

Dirty Disher said...

I think every Sunday will be Steve and Marge day. Let's see how far we can go.

Noelle said...

I like it. It will be just like church and I can be grateful I DON'T have Steve all week. :)

Anonymous said...

Oh Steve! No no darling...I don't need orgasms. The pleasure you've given me by buying that kitchen set and allowing me to be your wife is more than enough.

CJ said...

Hope Marge hung onto that dining set, it's worth a fortune today. The Kid has her grandmother's 1950s set and loves it.

Can't wait to see what Steve & Marge do next week.

Dirty Disher said...

Who's the brunette so cozy with Steve? What is he hiding?

Dirty Disher said...

The redhead is going to fuck both those guys, charge them and buy her own dinette.

Angie said...

The ginger knows what's what.

A-Gran said...

I love Steve and Marge day!!!

And yes, the redhead and the 2 guys next to her all look sketchy.

mary_mary said...

I'm in for Steve and Marge day! I gotta tell ya, tho, that these old ads make me smile, not so much for content, but for the artistic skill of these illustrations.

bima as herself said...

Oh, Steve, you have such great taste in furniture and wall coverings. Oh, and the Eames sofa is just Fab, is that how you say it? FAB? I just don't know why you won't tongue kiss me....

A-Gran said...

Bima,

Tongue kissing is for gypsies and sailors. Now cover up your knees and quit being a whore.

bima as herself said...

I'm a Whore, I'm a Whore. I'll do you for 1.61 and a cent or more!!!