Friday, March 30, 2012
Fuck your pizza box
THIS is the third article I've read this month on the rules of recycling a pizza box. Some sites even advise you to ask the pizza place to line the box with foil so you can recycle the whole thing. Otherwise, you have to tear it up to avoid putting grease in with the recycling refuse. I don't know why this pisses me off so much. But, it does. I am so pissed off over this pizza box issue that I just want to snap some one's neck. Some damn green recycler person who harps out this stuff every fucking day. If they make recycling mandatory, I will burn my pizza boxes in the back yard and they can sniff my smoke. I will never tear apart a box and worry about this shit. It's a cardboard box goddammit. They burn. Throw them in the trash and stop bothering people with your damn recycling horseshit. THROW THEM IN THE TRASH! <---You people deserve to be yelled at. Brainless fuckers. Do you think the world will be destroyed by pizza boxes??? It's out of hand, I tell ya. It's pissing me off. Fucking green people piss me off. You have no common sense and you just want to jump on any yuppie hipster bandwagon you can ride on. I hope you all choke on your vegetarian pizza. Fuck faces. I'm going to go burn some shit in the backyard now. Fuck faces.
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I eat pizza twice a year, so yeah, it's ME who's killing the Earth. Fuck faces.
you know al gore is behind this! this is fucking nuts!!!
I don't recycle. People at the dump get paid to separate it out anyway. Job creation. :)
It doesn't need seperated. They set it on fire and then bulldoze it. It's never seen again. I'm not saying that no one should recycle, I'm saying the world has gone overboard. They have no common sense. And they get all bent at people who do have common sense. I refuse to worry or feel guilty over something as fleeting as a GD pizza box. It would take one day to burn every pizza box in the world. Done.
here's penn & teller's bullshit episode about recycling.....
recycling is bullshit
My boss recycles and talks about it alot. I said we burn all our paper, abot 3 or 4 times a year we have a big burn pile. Always have. I said , I think it's a hillbilly recycling thing. She just laughed. The worst part is the recycler is just across the street now, so she's always bubbling over about her recylables. Are ya kiddin' me? I know on Pinterest they advocate reusing toilet tissue rolls. Thats the most disgusting shitty pissy thing ever! The kindergarten teachers here have outlawed them. LOL....filth. Pizza box=grease & sauce, so it burns really fast. What good is a flat box? recycle, repurpose them? How? Why? They are flat, wont hold much. Look like garbage. Unless its for a diarama for school, I dont get it. Why? Its nasty junk.
& they forever smell like pizza grease.
LOL at that link. EVERYbody got a gris gris. So true.
bullshit was a great show! and i love that bit where they set up like 11 different recycling cans to see how far people will go with recycling!!!
I've tried fucking a pizza box before. It was...unsatisfying.
Don't get me started on recycling... Oregon "prides" itself on being a green state, recycling everything under the sun that can be.
A few months ago, they decided that we no longer need every week garbage service. Nope, we don't. What we need is to add to the yard debris roll cart all food scraps (that includes all left overs, coffee grinds, filters, tea bags, plate scraps, napkins, etc..., and, yes, pizza boxes "as is" as well).
And THAT will go out every week with the blue roll cart that contains milk cartons, orange juice cartons, newspapers, all other papers, tinfoil, sour cream/cottage cheese containers, etc....
We also have a separate glass bin (small).
We cannot include plastic bags as that messes up the triage equipment. We return these to the grocery stores -- I have no problems with that if I know that indeed, they are being recycled into new bags. Although as of XYZ date (can't remember) stores can no longer bag your groceries in plastic bags. It's all paper from here on out.
And, if you still end up with more than one cart of "trash" every two weeks, they charge you more for that.
So, fuck you recycling programs. We are a family of 4 and recycle as much as we can because, if we don't, we can expect a heftier garbage bill at the end of the month. And we still do as we cannot possibly have garbage pick up halved in a month.
And what about the 82 year old woman who has to cart, each and every week, this huge green roll bin to the curbside in which there is hardly anything. One such lady wrote the local newspaper complaining about that.
Sorry for the rant -- it's all swell but it doesn't work. And costs more money. And takes more effort for little to no return. And hard on people for various reasons.
So, DD, go ahead and throw that pizza box along with your trash.
Off my soap box for now.
Don't get me started on recycling. It get me grinding my teeth and cursing. In England they already have extreme recycling with the assortment of 14 wheelie bins and cartons plus the slop bucket. Then they have a dozen guys on one truck, and they go through your shit and give you tickets if something is in the wrong bucket. Yes indeed. Fines, and large ones, too. Oregon, I'm so sorry. I'm looking for another state to move to and WA and OR kind of got themselves off my list because of the bullshit in your face policies. Government, what I want is to be left the hell alone.
Don't get me started on recycling. It get me grinding my teeth and cursing. In England they already have extreme recycling with the assortment of 14 wheelie bins and cartons plus the slop bucket. Then they have a dozen guys on one truck, and they go through your shit and give you tickets if something is in the wrong bucket. Yes indeed. Fines, and large ones, too. Oregon, I'm so sorry. I'm looking for another state to move to and WA and OR kind of got themselves off my list because of the bullshit in your face policies. Government, what I want is to be left the hell alone.
Don't get me started on recycling. It get me grinding my teeth and cursing. In England they already have extreme recycling with the assortment of 14 wheelie bins and cartons plus the slop bucket. Then they have a dozen guys on one truck, and they go through your shit and give you tickets if something is in the wrong bucket. Yes indeed. Fines, and large ones, too. Oregon, I'm so sorry. I'm looking for another state to move to and WA and OR kind of got themselves off my list because of the bullshit in your face policies. Government, what I want is to be left the hell alone.
but you know... im in laos right now and they love plastic bags so much that the entire landscape is choked with plastic bags, really! i wish the people of laos, who really need plastic bags, would be given bio-degradable bags, i really do, the landscape is sooooo completely LITTERED and those fucking bags are never going to go away. but pizza boxes.... meh! status symbols of the fucking rich! please.... dont give me the shits!
And the rich bitches preach on about being green, recycling, saving the planet!! All the while flying around in their private jets....hypocrites.
Meh. I recycle every now and then but I'm not gung ho about it. I'm still trying to research as much as I can about recycling and its benefits. What I try to do though, is reuse.
-Usagichan
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