sourceI got my laugh for the day reading this story. Jesus appeared to a house painter who looked at the image and basically went, "Cool! It's Jesus!" Then he ate his lunch and covered it with two coats of paint. I don't know why I laughed so hard. Maybe because that's exactly what I would do if I saw the load and savior in my drywall. Like, nice of you to drop in, Jesus, but, get the fuck out now.
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Good thing he covered it up before the Rosary Emergency Response Team (RERT in the Catholic Community)converged on it and started lighting candles and praying on their knees for hours.
I've seen it happen in my hometown - I think it was a rusty water stain on an exterior wall.
Yeah I just hate it when the faithful slow down progress.
I hope he primed it!
i always wondered why these things happen in such unlikely mundane ways. there was the grilled cheese sandwich, the cheeto that looked like jesus, the virgin mary on that office building in clearwater florida, ect.
one would think they could step it up a notch. like when oral roberts saw a 40 ft jeus in tulsa oklahoma.
that poor painter gets half way done and a "miracle" happens and messes with his profit margin. i imagine he had to go to home depot and buy a gallon of kilz.(a strong thick primer designed to cover things like that)
You didn't hear about that woman who saw jesus in her tv? OMG. She captured it. Jesus..in her...tv.
BTW, I just used some Kilz and it is stanky poo.
Holy shit Harry Dean Stanton is Jesus!
kilz is some thick shit....i used some yesterday and couldn't get it mixed no matter how hard i stirred it....i just ended up using the thick stuff on the stirring stick....when that ran out, i'd stir again to get some more.....when it dries up and i go to coat the wooden grinches again, i'll do it that again....i never knew kilz was so thick!!!
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