source"ABC Family Television announced today that Casey Anthony has been signed to do 4 episodes of the hit comedy Modern Family. The role has Casey Anthony being hired as nanny for Cameron Tucker and Mitchell Pritchett played respectively by Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson.
At the press junket introducing Casey Anthony as one of the cast, Jesse Tyler Ferguson reveled a bit of the storyline. Casey Anthony’s character moves in with same sex couple Cam and Mitchell as a live in Au pair for their adopted baby Lilly. Feeling overly comfortable with the gay men, Casey will be parading around the house in front of Cam and Mitchell in very reveling outfits.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson explained that Casey Anthony causes heterosexual arousal to manifest in his character Mitchell Pritchett causing some hilarious interactions and sexual tension.
ABC VP of family programming Phil McRakin acknowledged the controversy this may cause but was quick to add this was not the first controversial guest star on Modern Family.
In 2010 alleged rapist and L.A. Lakers phonon Kobe Bryant had a cameo in the season-finale of ABC’s Modern Family. Phil McRakin was quick to add just like Kobe Bryant; Casey Anthony has never been convicted of a crime. Casey Anthony has only been convicted in the court of public opinion.
Casey Anthony said she is ecstatic for this fresh start. Anthony added that she has been taking acting lessons since being released from prison July 17 of last year. Casey went on to say she turned down the porn and nude modeling offers she got after her released from prison because she has her sights set on being a legitimate actor all her life.
Casey Anthony’s initial contract is $275,000 for 4 episodes, Phil McRakin was quick to add she could be added as a featured member of the cast if this works out."
At the press junket introducing Casey Anthony as one of the cast, Jesse Tyler Ferguson reveled a bit of the storyline. Casey Anthony’s character moves in with same sex couple Cam and Mitchell as a live in Au pair for their adopted baby Lilly. Feeling overly comfortable with the gay men, Casey will be parading around the house in front of Cam and Mitchell in very reveling outfits.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson explained that Casey Anthony causes heterosexual arousal to manifest in his character Mitchell Pritchett causing some hilarious interactions and sexual tension.
ABC VP of family programming Phil McRakin acknowledged the controversy this may cause but was quick to add this was not the first controversial guest star on Modern Family.
In 2010 alleged rapist and L.A. Lakers phonon Kobe Bryant had a cameo in the season-finale of ABC’s Modern Family. Phil McRakin was quick to add just like Kobe Bryant; Casey Anthony has never been convicted of a crime. Casey Anthony has only been convicted in the court of public opinion.
Casey Anthony said she is ecstatic for this fresh start. Anthony added that she has been taking acting lessons since being released from prison July 17 of last year. Casey went on to say she turned down the porn and nude modeling offers she got after her released from prison because she has her sights set on being a legitimate actor all her life.
Casey Anthony’s initial contract is $275,000 for 4 episodes, Phil McRakin was quick to add she could be added as a featured member of the cast if this works out."
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Awww, it's nice she's working again. And not in a bar either. I'm so happy for her. No one loves family like Casey Anthony.
Awww, it's nice she's working again. And not in a bar either. I'm so happy for her. No one loves family like Casey Anthony.
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awww....bless her heart.....
Am I a dumb-ass, a regular lunkhead. I actually thought by going to college, working hard and refining my craft ... oh, and being a decent person ... that I would be rewarded for my good deeds and motivation with accolades and monetary compensation in this great USA.
I had no idea that by simpy being a sociopathic baby killer, one could land a choice role on a highly rated TV comedy. Boy, am I an idiot .... so embarassing!
well i think this was an april fool's joke....i hope it was anyway!!!! and remember mary_mary, OJ might have gotten away with murder, but he did eventually end up in jail....things always catch up with people in one way or another....
far better to be a good person like yourself!! and look at all the good you do for animals!! :) ♥
Dear Tiki Gods, I hope the lovely Miss Tia is right; I hope this indeed was April Fool's shenanigans.
It has to be a joke. But, then, I was sure she'd be convicted and do life or get death. So, the world constantly amazes me with it's weirdness. And I learned long ago that being 'good' was nothing but a hindrence in getting what you want or need. My only fault is not being badder. I need to be a psychopath and get rewarded.
It's in poor fucking taste if it's not!
Daphne
It's a joke. The source giving the info is named "Phil McKraken". Get it? Fill My Crack In. Nothing like a good butt joke combined with an April Fool.
joke or not, does not change the fact that everybody has to be assumed innocent until proven guilty.
So Miss Mary_Mary, was CA proven guilty?
No? Then calling her 'baby killer' is nothing but slander/libel/defamation.
Which is a crime.
Hiya Bastard,
Let's be precise and concise, shall we? I wrote, quote / unquote:
"I had no idea that by simpy being a sociopathic baby killer, one could land a choice role on a highly rated TV comedy."
So whom exactly am I calling a baby killer? No name was mentioned in my sentence. One can draw their own conclusions, and make a judgment call based on that concusion, which could also be considered criminal. So, you ain't pinning slander on me, Gum Shoe.
As for my opinion, and I know no one asked, that wouldn't even make a good April Fools' joke. Those are supposed to be funny. She is just pathetic. I don't care what the court said. Anyone who can go 30 days and not ask where her child is, is guilty as hell!
Mary Mary, let me help you out. Casey Anthony is a baby killer. The worst kind because she killed the child it was her job to protect.
I for one, hope MF TANKS big time with her on it, but sadly, I think people will turn in for the shock factor. What is worse is the role she will be playing: a child's nanny. THIS IS TERRIBLE. She may not have been convicted, but she knows the truth. I won't ever watch MF again.
Sophie
Thanks DD! Always appreciate your help.
Hoe alert Hoe alert!
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