Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Looking good, Jess

Jessica Simpson looks great, but, what's up with her man? I mean, he knows she's got this huge weight loss story going on since she had that baby and there's such an interest in it. He knows they're going to be photographed and disected, so wtf? She's wearing a beautiful beaded outfit and they're going out to dinner. So, he can't even be bothered to tuck in his crappy shirt? What's so terrible about a pair of dress pants and a decent shirt? He looks like he's on a camping trip. It doesn't seem very supportive to me. Something about him gives me the creeps. Is it just me?

By the way, I don't care about the weight loss story. I was a size zero a week afer my first one and with my second one, I looked like the back end of a city bus for three months. What ever. But, she's making millions off her baby weight loss and he smacks of 'don't give a fuck.' He looks greasy. I'll bet he'd care more if she cut up her credit cards.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

She does look great. Considering she gained 75 pounds, which is very bad! Thats not coming off instantly. Plus, she had started gaining even before she got pregnant, remember the "mom" jeans debacle? She looks fab here tho. He is just a big ol' moocher, and who could respect that of a man? I know she's worth billions, so he thinks "whats the point?" but he played in the NFL, he knows how to make a living. He could be doing something constructive. He looks like he has lost his own self-respect. He looks the way we think he is, like a bum. Low self esteem. He's mooching off his baby momma, thats not what a man should do. It apparently bugs him too. Even if he just worked painting the lines on the field, that would be a job. The NFL doesn't want him anymore. That job is a real crapshoot. The Colts lost Austin Collie this weekend, for good, and his NFL career is likely over. He's so young too. It really sux. But I am surprised she isn't more observant about his attire. But then again, does he want to appear in public dressed in expensive garb that he obviously didn't pay for? It seems not. He dresses in what he's got. I don't know, maybe it gives him back a bit of dignity.

Anonymous said...

He needs a good scrubbing, shave and to volunteer his time to youth coaching or whatever floats his boat. He needs to have something that is his...you can't go through life be a purse carrier.

Beth

connie45 said...

He gives me the heebie-jeebies! His beady close set eyes reminds me of Tori Spelling's hubby. Both not attractive men. Jessica has had alot of fashion success for women - I bet a mens and baby clothing line is in the works.

Dirty Disher said...

LOL at purse carrier. Yeah. And Tori, gawd. I love Tori, I can't stand Dean. I think he's a mooch.

Anonymous said...

Tori is such a fantastic mother. She's so great at what her mom sucked so bad at. I think that is what made her be a super-mom. Dean, LOL..he does remind me of Jessica's guy. Like Britney and KFed, WTH was she thinking?? LOL Really dating/marrying beneath themselves.

Anonymous said...

I heard Jess was going to do a maternity line. That would be great. Make it affordable and she would be onto something.

Dirty Disher said...

I didn't think Nick LaDouche was that great either. He was always pushing Jess around and insulting her.

Miss Tia said...

he totally looks like tori spelling's husband.....

Anonymous said...

Jessica got the last laugh though, Nick will never in his lifetime have the money that she now has. Never! & she's still very young. So, haha!! That divorce served her very well. She became a woman who made herself, no daddy or husband making her decisons. Her & Nick didn't have any real money, that show put her on the map and Zoom! She was outta there.

Megan said...

I'm on weight watchers...lost over 100 pounds....can I get a few million? lol!
She does look great though!

mary_mary said...

I guess fluff is good, but they both are as exciting and pertinent as a couple of sticks of gum.

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