Monday, September 10, 2012

The misunderstood psychic

Me: You have something around you. Her: What? What do you see? Me: You have something around you, there. (Pointing) Something with wings. Her: OMG, that's so cool, I collect owls. How did you know that? I have ceramic owls, owl pillows, owl jewelry, everything is owls. I've been collecting owls for years. You should see all my owls. It's so cool that you saw that, you have a gift. Me: Umm, yeah, no. There's a green bug. It's in your hair now. I think it's a Katydid. It's big and gross.

5 comments:

mary_mary said...

This sounds like a Laugh-In skit! How much did she blush after gushing about her owls? Hahahaha

Miss Tia said...

did she continue with the idea that that bug in her hair was a 'sign'???

Dirty Disher said...

Yes.

Jane said...

Did she ever get the damn bug out of her hair?

Dirty Disher said...

Finally. I got the hell away from her and her bug. I'm a skeered of bugs.