Thursday, October 4, 2012

I don't understand him

I'll be the first to admit I don't understand Kanye. I don't get his music, I don't think he's talented. Most of all, I don't understand his claim that he's a fashion guru. His women's shoes look like they were made by Clan Of The Cave Bear and Kim K has looked worse than ever since she took up with him. I'm not going to look up pics of that dumb ass girl, but, you all know what I'm talking about. That green dress where she was buldging out the back? Just admit you're way to fat for that thing and you broke the damn zipper. Don't call it a wardrobe malfunction, just get another damn dress. In a way bigger size, you aint foolin' nobody. And that hidious white bathing suit with the gold belt? That was a bad fat girl suit and looked awful on her. And here's her douche boyfriend running around like he's king shit and look at him. I will never understand this trend men have of wearing heavy gold chains on a stank old t-shirt with a miniature suit jacket over it. WTF does that even mean? His leather pants are a joke. And the gowddamed jacket is too small. Kanye, your fucking jacket doesn't fit!!! It wouldn't have fit Justin Beiber in the fourth grade, you peen brain. Style guru, designer of fashion. Ridiculous inflated idiot. Go away.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

He is totally ridiculous. Thats right. He thinks his sh** don't stink and all women should wear what he tells them to. He's stupid and a mouf breever. That jacket is way small, the sleeves are like 3/4 on him. LOL. I don't take fashion advice from anybody thats a mouf breever & id dating a married Kim K. 2 shots against him. AND how he totally bullied Taylor Swift on stage a few years ago, thats never going away. I am surprised she didn't write a diddy about that! She's another one, my gawd...Taylor Swift, fashion darling, angelic virgin, dating a little kennedy boy in the 11th grade. The 11th grade! Ya'll! 11th! Ewwww...she needs therapy. I think soon she will make Leann Rimes seem normal.

rox

Dirty Disher said...

She's my next target..you are psychic.

Anonymous said...

Kanye looked ridiculous sitting front row at Paris Fashion Week wearing a blazer with too short sleeves. For all of Scott Disick's faults, at least that boy knows how a suit should be tailored.

Beth

Anonymous said...

LOL, Scott dresses like he's the next Hugh Hefner. He wears very tailored for him suits. He's almost a Don Johnson 80's kind of guy. Loafers and designer pastels. I get it and it does work for him. It even magnifies his "Dickhead" factor. His last name has got to be joke BTW. It never ceases to amuse me. But the man IS stylin', in a Miami Vice pimpin' kinda way. But the hair? That can wait till another day. & does he work anyplace? Or just on that E! show?

rox









rox

Anonymous said...

WTH? Sorry. I can't fix that above. :(

Anonymous said...

Sooo funny to read you ripping up Kanye! Just wish I could hear you say it!! Put a voice to all that rippin'! LOL -made my day!