Thursday, October 4, 2012

Here's another one..

Fashion. I don't get it. Terry Snatcher, I have to admit, looks fair for her age. I hate her guts, but, I'll give her that. Even though she has perennial bitch face. But, when you wear a dress that length, it's a mistake. Very few people can pull it off. I don't give a crap what your coked up stylist is telling you. Use your brain and mirror for a change. Add that length to this horrid trend of shoes that come up and cut you off and what do you get? An old frumpy granny trying way too hard look. Every time. I'm an old chick in a tank and leggings sitting in the middle of a cornfield and I can figure this out. Why can't you? It's not just Snatcher. There's a bunch of them doing this and they all look awful.

PS, satin is no one's friend past the age of 21. Do you think that spare tire is invisible?

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Satin is no women's friend. She needs to be wearing shapewear if she's dumb enough to wear that material...and she's thin. You're on a roll, DD!

Beth

CJ said...

Whoever designs those shoes really does hate women. So glad I gave up on wearing 'dress up' clothes years ago. I stick with wearing dress slacks & comfortable flats.

Anonymous said...

Those shoes are so 80' syle! Very heavy and clunky looking. It goes with our times. heavy clunky, like our economy. When the economy improves ligher fare will follow. Right now its all dark, heavy & clunky gloomy. Not pretty. Kinda like our country right now. So that goes, goes fashion. Hemlines up in good times, hemlines down in bad times. Its just history. Hideous dress, maybe Moochelle gave it to her, looks like her style? Hideous dog sh**! Yes, Terri, your age is showing right in the middle of that dress. get over it! Forget your Spanx?? She used to be a toothpick. Now she's showing how we all age.

rox

Dirty Disher said...

70's and 80's shoes sucked. Sneaks were big. I hate them, I'd never be caught dead in what 'everybody' wears. I wore nothing but canvas chinese mary janes then. All black, which I painted with famous artist/famous paintings designs. Starry Nigh, Whistler's Mom..you know. I'd pair the painting shoes with maybe a cub scout shirt and a military jacket..and jeans. I got both made fun of and copied, but, I never ever let some Hollywood asshole guide me and I still won't. I am the queen of funky leggings and ballerina flats. I aint Mary Mary (who has honest to goodnesss style) but, I am no one else. These Hollywood chicks are all that old high school click. None original. Almost none, anyway. Why are they so afraid to say, no, to trends that are so unattractive? Sheep.

Anonymous said...

So, why is no one been seen with Uncle Karls new hula hoop bag yet? I say, they need to get on the fashion train, its leaving w/o them...this shi**y dress is ruined and can never be worn again. Thank the gawds!

Jane said...

I thought that type of dress was suppose to give the illusion of being slimer? It actually makes her look bigger. And I bet it cost a mint! And she paid someone to "put that look together". I don't have to have a stylist make me look like shit, I can do that all by myself.

mary_mary said...

Amen, DD,
I always wore my own things, by thrifting and/or re-designing something that made me happy. Color or a graphic or the shape of the shoe, handbag, skirt, etc. The key is to have a bit of humor, a little whimsy in your wardrobe, but make sure it always fits.
But man, did I learn to swing hard and run fast when I was a teenager. I was really into LA Punk in the late 70's and 80's and the shit I took for having fun with style. I NEVER wore crude, revealing or ill-fitting clothing, but the average Joe feared/hated me for having fun with fashion. I remember once walking down the street and a bunch of guys in a car started calling me a weirdo and a freak and threw a bunch of cans and fast food garbage at me. Another time I walked into a bar with some friends and we didn't know it was a frat bar. A big doofus jock came up to me and said," Are you from Hollyweird, you look like you belong in a cemetery," and he poured a whole pitcher of beer on me, laughing. He wasn't laughing when I smashed my beer mug across his face. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger I guess, but I have mellowed with age, like a good cheese. I will always love vintage fashion that is fun, sweet and a little odd. I love that you painted Mary Jane shoes, DD. I love that!

Dirty Disher said...

I never understood how people can pick on someone for the way they dress. It's so ignorant. I was built back then, I had a bizarre body. The closest I can come to describing it is Josie Stevens. Look her up, Married To Rock. She's surgically enhanced. I wasn't. But, for awile I covered everything because when I'd wear just a tight T and tight jeans to go clubbing, men would actually grab me, squeeze my boobs, etc. They'd call me a whore and things like that. For what? It freaked me out, but, then I realized they had the problem, not me. I just looked like a cartoon. I couldn't help it. The whole sexuality thing pissed me off. I tended to go punk or goth because it was less sexy and more like what I was inside. I don't know, it's hard to explain, but, it fucks you up. People are just ignorant and cruel.

mary_mary said...

No, you explained it perfectly. I get it. Being Punk or Goth created a bit of shield but also gave a glimpse of what you felt inside; a whole plethora of feelings from introspection to protection to defiance to angst to 'look at me' to 'what you lookin' at?' Heh.

mary_mary said...

Wow, Josie sure is built! What drives me bonkers is you were naturally built that way - how does that even make you a whore? And what gave those disrespectful men an E-ticket pass to grab you? Asswipes. I am sorry that happened to you. They had no idea that your brain and soul were bigger than your boobs. Ignorant is right.

Anonymous said...

Teri used to be painfully thin and I for one am happy she gave up her efforts to look forever 21 and is actually wearing a dress that shows her lumps and bumps. Someone else here mentioned it as well, this is what women actually age like. Bravo.
But I agree, its still and ugly dress.

Ann

Audrina said...

Until I read the comments I thought that was a picture of Luanne the countess from real housewives NY.

Anonymous said...

I bet she's kicking herself now after seeing her photos. I can't stand her 'acting'. She doesn't portray a part, she acts like she's acting, and is so self-conscious it's boring to see.