Thursday, October 4, 2012

Ick. Shifty Swifty..just go away

Really? You expect me to believe that all alone in Paris, you decided to ride your vintage bike dressed in ultra femine 60's clothes with kitty cat shoes? Really? You had no idea paps would take your pic because this is the way you always dress. She looks like my mother in 1965. I wouldn't wear that shit to a dog fight. I hate the image she puts out. I hate her music. I hate her junior high diary lyrics. I hate her. I hope she becomes a Kennedy. Bitch probably has designer days of the week underpants.

20 comments:

Unknown said...

I actually kind-of like this. These are the types of clothes no-one in my family could afford in that era.
Someone, somewhere said that this is all for a video or some kind of fashion shoot or something of that kind that she was doing in Paris.
The whole dating a high school student creeps me out, though.
I have gotten to like some of her songs. They are very young, but they take me back, in a way.

mary_mary said...

I'd beat her up and take her bike.

mary_mary said...

PS - I actually own a pair of those kitty shoes in black. Hahahaha

Dirty Disher said...

LMAOOOOOOOO Mary. Please, I'll pay you!!!

CJ said...

I think my mother made herself a dress out of that fabric in 1962.

Anonymous said...

Mary, you rock those shoes, I'm certain of it. Swifty falls flat.

I was too traumatized by the bow to notice the shoes! They are TOO precious on Swifty...she creeps me out, her wardrobe and her HS BF. I bet she smells like moths balls. She looks like a girl who would spit when she talks.

Beth

Dirty Disher said...

I KNEW Mary had those shoes, I almost posted that. I like how Mary lives her retro, it's a natural thing on her. Much like Dita Von Teese, who I also love. Taylor Swift is a cultivated image and a fake. She is NOT a nice girl and I can't wait until her gang bang porn comes out.

Hate the bow the worst. I want to choke her with it.

Anonymous said...

She wears flats all the time because she's 6 foot 6!! I swear! Slitty eyes like Leann Rimes, thats shady to me, slitty eyes. You can't see their souls. Hmmm...the dress seems like and Easter outfit to me. From the middle 60's. I bought my married daughter a bike like that. The brakes are actually in foot pedals, not in the handlbars! Pretty cool. & Taylor is NOT cool. She's a purported child molester, cuz she started with Conor before he was 18, just sayin'...

rox

mary_mary said...

One of my fave retro movies, which is funny and sweet, is 'The Courtship of Eddie's Father', made in 1963, starring Glenn Ford, Shirley Jones and cutie Ron Howard in full Opie mode. He tells his dad he doesn't like mean women who have "skinny eyes." Well, Swifty and Leeann both have them. Hmmmm .....
Anyway, the movie is good for a lazy Sunday afternoon with a cocktail and a ciggie and a snack.

Dirty Disher said...

Was he talking about Shirley? I hate her too. She messed up the Partrige Family. Bitch. Mentioning her only reminds me of how not hot David/Kieth is now. Sad.

Anonymous said...

LOVE that movie!!! Glenn Ford is hot! He was always kinda like Henry Fonda, smokin' hot in their own simple style. Not fake. Great facial structures. Wonderful gentlemen voices and mannerisms. TCM is my all time favorite channel. It always makes me happy.

rox

Anonymous said...

You know who WAS hot back then? Brian Keith. Whooo! Not Keith Partridge. He was such a girly pants.

mary_mary said...

Dear DD,
No,not Shirley - he was referring to
Dina Merrill. Shirley is okay in this movie. Stella Stevens is great as Dolly Daily. What a teeny, tiny waist.
O, Rox, TMC is THE channel to watch. I just saw 'A Patch Of Blue' from 1965, starring Sidney Poitier. Now there was a handsome, fit fella with a fabulous speaking voice and presence.

Dirty Disher said...

dirtydisher said...
How dare you speak of my former boy friend that way! You should be ashamed. Brian Kieth?? Are you jerking me? Barfy, Sassy, Jokey and Mr. Frenchfart were all hotter than Uncle Bill.

mary_mary said...

PS - and yes, Glenn Ford was hot!

Unknown said...

Those kind of brakes that are in the pedals are called (or were called) coaster brakes.
When I got a new bike around 10 years ago, or so, I almost bought one like the one she is riding. I grew up with that style, and loved the retro look.

Dirty Disher said...

Glen.............Ford?????????????????? I just went blind.

mary_mary said...

Blind with lust? Heh heh.

Dirty Disher said...

What do I know? My other childhood crush was Dick Cavett.

Anonymous said...

It's a shot from her newest video (starting again or starting over something like that) being filmed in Paris.

5'11 probably taller if she didn't hunch her shoulders. I'm tall but I'm not giving up heels for no man.