Psycho Rosie was brought to the couch by Andy to further his campaign of love and tolerance for all things gay. Never mind that the crazy bulldozer was just threatening murder and dismemberment at the top of her considerable lungs. Get that fat bitch off the show. Enough about that Rosie. She's gross and obviously has a low IQ.
Juicy Joe was brought out. He don't care. Who cares? Who gives a fuck? I'm with you, Juicy. Accused of cheating based on Jaqoholic repeated gossip from a friend of a friend of a friend's third cousin's step brother in law (makes no sense to me either) and also from that phone call spliced together by Bravo, Juicy replied, who cares? Exactly. He told Jaqoholic to get her head checked. I'm pretty sure every psychiatrist who watches this recommends the same..plus rehab. They all seemed scared of and a little awed by the presence of Teresa's husband. The atmosphere changed when he came out. I love Juicy Joe. He simply does not give one fuck.
Katfish, the smelly self proclaimed goddess, was insignificant as usual. Juicy to told her to 'go scratch' as soon as he noticed her fat blue ass sitting there. Which took awhile. I noticed her goober toothed grease ball husband wasn't going up against Juicy to defend his fish odorous wife. Who cares, indeed. The world would be a better place without Wack-ilis in it. No one wants your gowddamn fish canolis.
Melissa cried that SHE is the victim! In a rehearsed speech, awkwardly placed. No one gave a crap. She's a whore and a liar. Her J-Lo make up looked good though and covered the homely. Even if the sparkle shadow was stolen from Tre from last season. She sang and proved, without a doubt, that she can't sing. Get off the pop train, whore. You're a senior citizen compared to the real deal. This career is completly stupid. Caroline. Oh my fucking gawd, please. Will that bitch shut up? Shut up and get your hand off Tre's knee before I slap you myself. No one is buying your damn help book. You can't give advice when your entire family isn't talking to you. Dumb broad. I can't wait for next week. Someone has to punch someone else, don't they??? It's Jersey!
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Awesome recap DD, and spot on as usual.
I can't wait for next week either.
I do wish Juicy would hit that freak Wahkilly guy....
or Rosie..... Juicy and Rosie would be a fair fight.
True. When will Andy learn that being gay doesn't automatically make you likeable or great for tv? Rosie is disgusting and so are the Gorga's and Wackyilis. The sex stuff with them makes me puke. I want Tre to get a cooking, family show. I love her family, they are genuine and entertaining. The rest of them just suck and are gross.
DD, I've kept quiet bc I used to like Tre, but I just don't feel it anymore...for any of them. Greg the roommate, and his dog, are the only ones I find amusing now. The original housewives are not amusing anymore, just angry and hateful. I'd give anything to go back to the days of "prostitution whores" and table throwing, that was entertainment!
Beth
As always, thanks for the recap! I thought exactly what you thought - that Caroline was bullying Tre right then asking her to name one incident of her being bullied. Or how about when Caroline and Jaq confronted her at Jaq's?!?!
I loved Joe. It cracks me up how much he doesn't care. I have no doubt that he's cheated on Tre and I wouldn't be married to him for all the money in the world but he sure is entertaining on this show!
And Melissa is not a great singer and I'm sure she does lip sync. Good call with the rehearsed 'I'm the victim!'
I could care less about Rosie. I think she's gross. And I totally think Jaq's tears were fake when Rosie was talking about coming out.
Ready to watch NY now and finish up NJ next week!
Have to agree with you, Beth. I find nothing funny or cute about Teresa. It's gone too far. We see the ugliest parts of these people's personalities and it's just too much. You couldn't pay me enough to be on a reality TV.
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