Holy invasion of privacy Batman! What if somebody "unfriends" you? Does it make a groaning sad noise? Thi is some kind of crazy azz shi*. I quit FB about 5 months ago. Its BS. I hate it. Same sh**, different day, every single time I looked at it. Its a time sucker and the scrolling made me sick. I got what I called a FB headache. I got some flack for leaving too. From people my age! Like I was really stupid for quitting it. I hate it, so STFU! My daughters MIL said she couldn't believe it and asked my daughter why I quit. Then she told her and got an eye-roll back and a smirk. Yea, just 'cuz you can't see my sh** now? I bet a Japanese company invented this. Betcha! Somebody with very low self esteem and no real friends , might like this. It can reside in their closet with their vibrator(boyfriend) collection I guess. rox
What if somebody says they hate you and hope you die? Will it strangle you and kill you? Not joking, it could happen. This would be a great Twilight Zone episode!
LOL @ Rox's vibrator (boyfriend) comment! This truly is a stupid idea. I hate facebook, too. It took me until last spring to actually join, and halfway through friend requesting people I know at work who I thought I might communicate with, I realized how much I hate facebook. So, I quit friending people. Hence I only have people on my list from the front half of the alphabet. I did (and will do again) a diet plan, and have a health coach who added a zillion people onto the list, which drives me crazy. I don't know any of them, and really don't care to. For the most part, the timeline is advertising, or bragging about kids and places people are going, or joke pictures. I can do without all of that, and to those who are using facebook for bragging purposes, I say "you suck". I actually find it very depressing, and a major waste of time. As far as the jacket goes, if I want to look inflated, I'll just order up an extra cheeseburger or two, thank-you very much.
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i'd be more interested in a facebook bitchslap jacket....
Bitchslap Glove.
A baseball bat will do.
I'm desperate for human contact but not this desperate.
I'd be beating the jacket for violating me.
Holy invasion of privacy Batman! What if somebody "unfriends" you? Does it make a groaning sad noise? Thi is some kind of crazy azz shi*. I quit FB about 5 months ago. Its BS. I hate it. Same sh**, different day, every single time I looked at it. Its a time sucker and the scrolling made me sick. I got what I called a FB headache. I got some flack for leaving too. From people my age! Like I was really stupid for quitting it. I hate it, so STFU! My daughters MIL said she couldn't believe it and asked my daughter why I quit. Then she told her and got an eye-roll back and a smirk. Yea, just 'cuz you can't see my sh** now? I bet a Japanese company invented this. Betcha! Somebody with very low self esteem and no real friends , might like this. It can reside in their closet with their vibrator(boyfriend) collection I guess.
rox
What if somebody says they hate you and hope you die? Will it strangle you and kill you? Not joking, it could happen. This would be a great Twilight Zone episode!
rox
That's all I need, something to make my hips look bigger.
What's next a fart jacket
LOL @ Rox's vibrator (boyfriend) comment!
This truly is a stupid idea. I hate facebook, too. It took me until last spring to actually join, and halfway through friend requesting people I know at work who I thought I might communicate with, I realized how much I hate facebook. So, I quit friending people. Hence I only have people on my list from the front half of the alphabet.
I did (and will do again) a diet plan, and have a health coach who added a zillion people onto the list, which drives me crazy. I don't know any of them, and really don't care to.
For the most part, the timeline is advertising, or bragging about kids and places people are going, or joke pictures. I can do without all of that, and to those who are using facebook for bragging purposes, I say "you suck". I actually find it very depressing, and a major waste of time.
As far as the jacket goes, if I want to look inflated, I'll just order up an extra cheeseburger or two, thank-you very much.
If this thing feels anything like a blood pressure cuff - which always hurts - whats the point.
Facebook is the most retarded and stupid thing ever!
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