Thursday, February 13, 2014

Camels in Genesis

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New fancy pants carbon dating research has proved that Camels were not domesticated until hundreds of years after accounts documented in Genesis, yet, Camels appear all over in Genesis, walking along side main characters. A Biblical scholar, and Times writer, who just has to complicate things, (they can't seem to help themselves) quotes..

"These anachronisms are telling evidence that the Bible was written or edited long after the events it narrates and is not always reliable as verifiable history. These camel stories "do not encapsulate memories from the second millennium," said Noam Mizrahi, an Israeli biblical scholar, "but should be viewed as back-projections from a much later period."

Well, aint that a la tee da way of saying what anyone with a brain can figure out for themselves. Eye roll.


"Biblical authors," Joe Baden (CNN opinion writer) writes, "simply transplanted the nomadic standards of their time into the distant past. There is nothing deceptive about this. They weren’t trying to trick anyone."

Umm, yeah, they were. This is exactly why kids in Texas think Dinosaurs roamed with Humans and the world is 5,000 years old. You can sugar coat it all you want, but, the truth is, the bible is NOT a historical book. It's a hysterical book. Based on stories told from generation to generation and on and on, and not from anyone who even lived close to the times they claimed in the stories. The point of all of the stories seems to be to scare people, control them and make them be good...and give all they've got. Call me cynical, but, I don't need a biblical scholar or carbon dating to tell me that. I can read and I have a brain. Okay then, I haven't even finished my first cup of coffee and I've pissed all the christians on here off. Sorry. (Way to start the day, heathen.)

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

You haven't pissed me off, lol. I still believe what I believe. I read enough news stories over the years that have found items and artifacts that are straight out of stories of the Bible. Personally, I think what you believe and what I believe all co-exist together, whether or not we want to look at it that way. I ain't mad.

Lauren

Dirty Disher said...

Good. I don't think a belief in a higher power is stupid. I just can't go there myself, but, I do think people who set up their whole lives by church and biblical rules are pretty much fucked. They're always the ones who fuck with everyone else too.

Jane said...

Good grief! Next I guess you will tell me he didn't turn water into wine! Damn! How about
Kool-Aid?

Dirty Disher said...

I heard he invented jesus boots. That's something.

Anonymous said...

Come on DD, you know it was sandals! lol. Do I think every story out of the Bible is exact...no, I don't. I'm sure back then, as it is today, if you fart in one town, by the time the story gets to the next town, you have shit.....but I still believe.

Lauren

Dirty Disher said...

Good. I hope I never cause anyone to...okay that's a lie. I hope the whole world turns atheist. But, if you don't, I still like you. :)

Dirty Disher said...

ps..believers should type in 'who wrote the bible' and spend an afternoon reading all you can. Seriously.

mary_mary said...

Jesus Boots .... Jerusalem Cruisers aka Jesus Joggers what are now known as Birkenstocks today. Fugly then - fugly now! HAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

I do hate a birkenstock! lol
Mary_Mary, I friggin LOVE your vibe.

Lauren