Dimbulb and Dumbshit have decided to have their wedding in France. The Palace Of Versailles told these two to take a hike, but they found another one. But, get this, Kanye has decided that he and Kim will wear crowns. Yep. Crowns. He's having hand crafted custom made crowns constructed for the big day. Hopefully the crowns will fit their big giant heads. He's just begging for shit, isn't he? I mean, for fuck's sake, does it get any better than this? And, yes, I do believe it. I also believe it will be televised just like the last Royal wedding was. Kanye can talk all the shit he wants about being too famous for reality tv, but, come on. He's marrying a Kardashian. I am starting to think he really is insane. No one can be this stupid. It is just not possible.
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Maybe if I wish real hard they will not come back to the U.S. and buy their own country where they can reign over only invited residents. Let's see, who can they take... Tom Cruise for one.
I hate him too.
This is too good to be made up, it must be true. Unreal. I wonder how long this marriage will last.
time to go watch "bitch, how you not the hobbit again?"....
LOL, loved that.
Beth, my bet is one year. Two tops. Because of the kid. I also predict they will never finish their mansion and probably never live in it.
You're totally right about the house. I think if they shared a home it would force the spotlight on how often they are under the same roof and that is not how this relationship works...if they don't have a joint home then it's okay if he's jetting off and they can pretend it's a real relationship.
Oh, it's been done.
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I was living in London when they were married. It was "big news," and the the Daily Mail simulated pictures of both of them wearing the crowns Posh was going to have made for them. She said she planned for them to sit on thrones with the crowns on their heads at their wedding reception. I think she had to end up nixing his crown in the end, because he wisely said no, but they still had the thrones. Of course she was the object of derision, but she didn't care. She responded with the "It's our money and our wedding and we can do what we want" speech, which is true, but they still looked like a couple of tits.
3:29:00, that's funny. But, I can't help but like them. Kimye..ukk. I can't.
Beth, you're getting all psychological on me. You could be right, but, I don't think they're that deep. I just think it's because they're crazy and can't decide which color Swarovski crystals to attach to their 11,000 toilets. By the time they agree on 'design' the marriage will be dust. Diamond dust, of course.
They are timing their wedding to coincide with The Canne's Film Festival. So, he thinks lots of movie stars will come to the wedding too. If they do, it will just be to see the ridiculous circus. One lesson celebs should learn, Big weddings = failed marriages. Pretty much 100% of the time. Less is definitely more. I never watch KUWTK but I may have to watch this, just to see and understand their vulgarity knows no bounds. And for the laughs. I am sure they are and will be the laughing stock of Ho-Wood.
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